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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





We're having a quiet day at home because my daughter puked a bunch last night and still has a slight fever.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Working then more work. Sucks!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Outpatient rehab work.

Boring as h*ck

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I'm getting ready to buy a car. Dealerships...

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

I'm working but heck I don't mind :)

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Diqnol posted:

I'm getting ready to buy a car. Dealerships...

get that mazda miata

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

FizFashizzle posted:

get that mazda miata

Girls car.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Volkerball posted:

Girls car.

drive whatever makes you feel alive

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Ehud posted:

drive whatever makes you feel alive

While jamming out to wake me up before you go go evidently

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Ehud posted:

what is everyone doing today

i am working at work

Hell, same. It's been boring at work since I work with suppliers from Japan and they're all out of office because it's golden week there.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Early morning coffee dumps

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Corporate bs

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







seiferguy posted:

Hell, same. It's been boring at work since I work with suppliers from Japan and they're all out of office because it's golden week there.

lol my dad has played golf every day this week because of this reason

he has to go to japan next week though

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Volkerball posted:

While jamming out to wake me up before you go go evidently

Gonna go for a drive in my Miata and blast this.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Ehud posted:

what is everyone doing today

i am working at work

Walking the dog, then sleeping, then watching Hand Maid's Tale (which is boss), then dancing, then going to work. If I have time I will work at work.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Volkerball posted:

While jamming out to wake me up before you go go evidently

Hey that song rules ok

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

ZenVulgarity posted:

Early morning coffee dumps
The best kind

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Volkerball posted:

They're insulated.

I mean, it would cut down on noise a little. :haw:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I'd build houses using an European way of building, patent it, builds tons of homes in Florida, sell the patent to a large company, become billionaire

Oh I'd also have to travel back in time

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

The bathtub thread made my day. Oh god it's so amazing.

Edit: And the insulated stairs pic looks like what would happen if Charlie Brown was a DIYer with the saddest adult Christmas decorations.

waah fucked around with this message at 16:00 on May 3, 2017

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Does anyone have a link to the Grover thing

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Does anyone have a link to the Grover thing

No, but when I was looking for it I came across this gem.

Why I failed as a Something Awful goon

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Does anyone have a link to the Grover thing

original thread requires archives

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2253640

the picture

http://imgur.com/gallery/tI8ys

one of the billion threads making fun of him

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3725208

and of course grover.txt

quote:

How long will it take to capture Baghdad? 2 days
Will Saddam be killed? Yes
Total Iraqi civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iraq: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iraqi army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on the Kurds? Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Saddam sacrifice Baghdad (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iran do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Saddam burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iraq? ~15 years
Will the Iraq war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
that's the saddest house i've ever seen. And i've seen some fuckin sad ones where I live.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
From the outside it looks like a hell of a barn though.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Speaking of bat poo poo houses, check out this thing.

http://www.houstonpress.com/news/inside-pearlands-mystery-mansion-6714481
http://homesoftherich.net/2015/04/the-ugliest-weirdest-looking-60000-square-foot-mega-mansion-ever/
https://www.trulia.com/homes/Texas/Manvel/sold/25499243-2354-County-Rd-59-Manvel-TX-77578#photo-1

quote:

It features approximately 60,175 square feet of living space with 55 bedrooms, 55 bathrooms, elevator, dozens of living areas, indoor swimming pool, 9-car garage and more.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







loud people in the office are the loving worst

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
A coworker took the myer-briggs test and she won't stop sending me INTJ memes so it could be worse

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Yeah I get it you're confident in your own intelligence and you don't like other people

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

FizFashizzle posted:

loud people in the office are the loving worst

See also, people who have their ringers on max volume on their cell phones in the office.

See also, people who talk on their phones while in the shitter.

See also, people who continue to talk and linger long after I have shown zero interest in your dumb rear end story and just want to get back to work.

Basically...

FizFashizzle posted:

people in the office are the loving worst

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Walking the dog, then sleeping, then watching Hand Maid's Tale (which is boss), then dancing, then going to work. If I have time I will work at work.

Handmaid's Tale owns bones. It's been awhile that I watched a show so good that I couldn't binge because each episode left me so emotionally depressed I couldn't move on since Breaking Bad. Then again, Hulu drips out each episode unlike Netflix giving it to you all at once anyway.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Blitz7x posted:

Yeah I get it you're confident in your own intelligence and you don't like other people
"It's not that I don't want to talk to you, it's just that I am literally trapped in my own head :smug:"

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Myers Briggs is a poison on human cognition

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
That's a really ENTP thing to say

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Myers Briggs is a poison on human cognition

i've seen that episode of the simpsons

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

FizFashizzle posted:

loud people in the office are the loving worst

I read this as loud people loving

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
I am going to make this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA3TkMehuiE

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Myers Briggs is a poison on human cognition

it's basically a modern horoscope

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004


ok but just do it completely differently.

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