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Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

lol

# ? May 3, 2017 16:22

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Lol idiot bitch

# ? May 3, 2017 16:22

I Was The Fury: Oct 19, 2012; Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

lol

Lol

# ? May 3, 2017 16:22

Indy: Mar 30, 2005; Hey guys, what's up?

red19fire posted:

I'm sure someone would, there's a lot of zeros in that checking account. Melania would know.

It was early in the lol days, but there were reports that the CIA was keeping the most sensitive intel off the daily briefs because they're fairly certain trump has been compromised by the Russians.

Trump dont even need to be compromised. He will just tweet top secret info for all the world to see.

# ? May 3, 2017 16:29

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

ElGroucho posted:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...GZqD?li=BBnb7Kz

loving LOL, my 7 year old said the same kind of thing when I asked him why he liked Pikachu more than Bulbasaur, only he had better grammar and vocabulary.

"I like Pok�mon that don't get KO'd." -Donald Trump, Pokemon Master

"His Charmander died. They destroyed it, and it died." -Donald Trump, Chairman of the Pok�mon League

"I have different teams. I think my Fighting type team has been treated with great respect. As they should be. I think my Water type team hasn't been treated with the respect that they should get. We have some very high level Pok�mon." -Donald Trump, CEO of Team Rocket

# ? May 3, 2017 16:37

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Guess it must be nauseous when the poo poo you're shoveling and elevating is on home turf for once.

# ? May 3, 2017 16:36

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Comey must be schizophrenic, there's no other explanation for his decisions leading up to the election

# ? May 3, 2017 16:37

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

haljordan posted:

Comey must be schizophrenic, there's no other explanation for his decisions leading up to the election

I think it's more likely that some of the dirt on one or both sides leads back to him in some way. His rapid changes were just someone from one side or the other meeting with him to point out that they have something that will gently caress him over and to fall in line or else

# ? May 3, 2017 16:40

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

P sure that, like most of the American public, he is just extremely loving stupid and didn't consider the repercussions of his actions

# ? May 3, 2017 16:41

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

lol

lol the Director of the FBI called Wikileaks "intelligence porn" in sworn testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee

mannerup fucked around with this message at 16:57 on May 3, 2017

# ? May 3, 2017 16:53

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

I don't think he knows what porn is.

Wait, except gaping, I'm sure he knows about gaping. And leaking, so water sports are in. And untimely ejaculation, so maybe he's right.

Oscar Wild fucked around with this message at 16:57 on May 3, 2017

# ? May 3, 2017 16:55

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Oscar Wild posted:

I don't think he knows what porn is.

Wait, except gaping, I'm sure he knows about gaping. And leaking, so water sports are in. And untimely ejaculation, so maybe he's right.

Disagree, I bet he's into some hardcore 8MM freaky poo poo

# ? May 3, 2017 16:58

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Oscar Wild posted:

I don't think he knows what porn is.

Wait, except gaping, I'm sure he knows about gaping. And leaking, so water sports are in. And untimely ejaculation, so maybe he's right.

Comey is for sure into some wack poo poo, he's an old white Republican man

Just statistically speaking, it's a guarantee

# ? May 3, 2017 17:00

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

haljordan posted:

Comey must be schizophrenic, there's no other explanation for his decisions leading up to the election

someone posted either in this thread or cspam, don't remember nor care to find out, a claim that rudy giuliani had frogman friends in the NY FBI who found the cache of Weiner emails and were gonna trumpet it. the claim was therefore that comey sent the letter in an attempt to get on top of it without appearing partisan, which of course exploded in a hilarious fashion.

the only other option that occurs to me is that Comey figured that if Trump got in, he'd get to be remembered as the FBI chief who took down a President.

of course, I have absolutely zero proof for either assertion, but that doesn't matter in this brave new world, so

# ? May 3, 2017 17:03

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

World War Mammories posted:

someone posted either in this thread or cspam, don't remember nor care to find out, a claim that rudy giuliani had frogman friends in the NY FBI who found the cache of Weiner emails and were gonna trumpet it. the claim was therefore that comey sent the letter in an attempt to get on top of it without appearing partisan, which of course exploded in a hilarious fashion.

the only other option that occurs to me is that Comey figured that if Trump got in, he'd get to be remembered as the FBI chief who took down a President.

of course, I have absolutely zero proof for either assertion, but that doesn't matter in this brave new world, so

You know, some very smart people are saying the reason is because one time hillary took a big old nasty diarrhea on his desk and he's never forgiven her for it. I don't know if it's true, but if it is, you know, if it happened, then, you know, it did happen. Sad!

# ? May 3, 2017 17:06

Paused: Oct 24, 2010

He must have a very strong stomach if the thought that he is possibly personally responsible for DJ Tramp being POTUS only makes him 'mildly nauseous.' I mean I throw up a little at the thought of him being in the big chair, and I'm not even an american voter.

# ? May 3, 2017 17:11

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

You know, some very smart people are saying the reason is because one time hillary took a big old nasty diarrhea on his desk and he's never forgiven her for it. I don't know if it's true, but if it is, you know, if it happened, then, you know, it did happen. Sad!

fake news, it wasn't diarrhea, it was the slush and goop left over from vince foster's years-rotted corpse, bad

# ? May 3, 2017 17:14

Stealth Tiger: Nov 14, 2009

I mean, at this point I have learned that words are completely irrelevant, but "I didn't realize an FBI investigation into one of the candidates a week before the election could affect who people wanted to vote for" is quite an achievement

# ? May 3, 2017 17:17

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

World War Mammories posted:

fake news, it wasn't diarrhea, it was the slush and goop left over from vince foster's years-rotted corpse, bad

People are talking about this and they are telling me about it.

# ? May 3, 2017 17:19

Polio Vax Scene: Apr 5, 2009

mannerup posted:

lol the Director of the FBI called Wikileaks "intelligence porn" in sworn testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee

We're finally getting the piss tape???

# ? May 3, 2017 17:24

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/AP/status/859805886331662336
�I�ve always heard that perhaps the toughest deal to make is between the Israelis and Palestinians. Let's see if we can prove them wrong."

lol

mannerup fucked around with this message at 17:40 on May 3, 2017

# ? May 3, 2017 17:30

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

World War Mammories posted:

fake news, it wasn't diarrhea, it was the slush and goop left over from vince foster's years-rotted corpse, bad

There are some saying that what comey assumed to be a pile of diarrhea was actually just newt gingrich and that it was all a big misunderstanding

# ? May 3, 2017 17:32

Macrowave Oven: Nov 20, 2008; Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

I AM THE TOILET posted:

gently caress our gay elf of a attorney general

The current US AG has committed purgury. I just can't believe it; this southern dandy tortoise is a real life sheriff of Hazard county.

# ? May 3, 2017 17:32

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Do you guys think jeffy calls his dildo This Court so that when he inserts it he can say

This Court is now in Sessions :downsrim:

# ? May 3, 2017 17:38

LordSloth: Mar 7, 2008; Disgruntled (IT) Employee

System Metternich posted:

Desiree Fairooz, a 61-year old Code Pink activist, was arrested on January 10 during the confirmation hearings of Senator Jeff Sessions for the position of attorney general. Fairooz had laughed when Senator Richard Shelby said that Sessions has a strong record of �treating all Americans equally under the law," and today, The Huffington Post reported that Fairooz is being prosecuted for her laugh
[...] Fairooz is on currently trial alongside Tighe Barry and Lenny Bianchi, two activists who dressed up as KKK members "supporting" Sessions. Since President Donald Trump's election, Republicans in at least 18 states have passed or contemplated anti-protest laws.

Apparently, George Orwell's classic 1984 was mistaken in warning of us thoughtcrimes, when it was the lols that were truly endangered.

198-lol posted:

Lolcrime does not entail death: lolcrime IS death.

198-lol posted:

Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Thread seeks lols entirely for its own sake. We are non interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in lols, pure lols. What pure lols means you will understand presently. [...] The Trump Nazis and the Bernie Socialists came very close to the apex of lols, but they never had the courage to recognize the lolpocolypse. They pretended, perhaps even believed, that they had seized change seriously and for a limited time, and that just around the corner there lay a paradise where every mexican is a rapist and every college degree is free. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes lols with the intention of relinquishing it. Lols is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a loltatorship in order to destroy the Republic; one destroys the Republic in order to establish the loltatorship. The object of racism is racism. The object of tortured logic is tortured logic. The object of lols is lols. Now you begin to understand me.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

"I like Pok�mon that don't get KO'd." -Donald Trump, Pokemon Master

"His Charmander died. They destroyed it, and it died." -Donald Trump, Chairman of the Pok�mon League

"I have different teams. I think my Fighting type team has been treated with great respect. As they should be. I think my Water type team hasn't been treated with the respect that they should get. We have some very high level Pok�mon." -Donald Trump, CEO of Team Rocket

# ? May 3, 2017 17:41

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

But her emails

Is one of my favorite things to say after anyone whines about anything

# ? May 3, 2017 17:44

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

Plavski posted:

this thread will be goldmined in 4 years. it should be published as the sequel to A Confederacy of Dunces - when Ignatius J. Reilly got elected President

This thread will be more than just goldmined, my friend.

This thread will be printed out on archival paper, professionally bound and placed on a shelf in the Library of Congress.

# ? May 3, 2017 17:45

Coco Rodreguiz: Jan 12, 2007; Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Do you guys think jeffy calls his dildo This Court so that when he inserts it he can say

This Court is now in Sessions

Lol

# ? May 3, 2017 17:48

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Shadow0 posted:

Is there a #trumpregrets, but for people who voted against him?

This IS my bizarro thread. I spent the whole loving election getting the poo poo kicked out of me in DnD and CSpam for pushing accelerationist ideas. I toxxed for Trump entirely on the premise that his election would destroy America, and I like to feel like I'm the only person who won, because I'm an rear end in a top hat. Yes, I voted for Trump because I was SURE that principled opposition to the GOP could never destroy them as much as putting them in power, and.... WELP.

Every day I come into this loving 5-star lol thread, I feel like I'm in loving Valhalla. It is my fervent wish that we LOL Trump, the GOP, and our entire governmental system right out of existence and replace it with something that is not ridiculous.

But until that day, I loving love this thread, keep the LOLs coming

# ? May 3, 2017 17:56