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The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Rupert Buttermilk posted:



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Father of 4, here. I recognized that face instantly! Good luck, and god bless. The joy they bring far outweighs the discomfort. But I'm totally feeling you!

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The Relentless posted:

Father of 4, here. I recognized that face instantly! Good luck, and god bless. The joy they bring far outweighs the discomfort. But I'm totally feeling you!

My god, man... 4? HOW?!

I'm already at the point of thinking I could do the vasectomy myself.

Rythe
Jan 21, 2011



I found some pretty flowers walking back to the dorms this morning and please ignore the giant dark spots under my eyes. It seems like all the females in my family have them and then there is my lucky rear end.....

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

My god, man... 4? HOW?!

I'm already at the point of thinking I could do the vasectomy myself.

I hear you! Felt the same way after each one. Wouldn't give them up for the world.....though I did get a vasectomy about 6 years after #4. :)

Fhqwhgads
Jul 18, 2003

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID
Quick and dirty with a fidgeting pupper while I was late to work this morning

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Lookin' sharp there bud! The human is also cool.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Rythe posted:



I found some pretty flowers walking back to the dorms this morning and please ignore the giant dark spots under my eyes. It seems like all the females in my family have them and then there is my lucky rear end.....

I tend to get shadows under my eyes too, but I realized a couple years ago I can use concealer on them and I look like a normal human now :downs:

if you want to take this fashion tip I will keep your secret.




e: not that you do not look like a normal human

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 20:07 on May 2, 2017

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

I got a hat! Now I can flaunt my gooniness whilst camping and hiking.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's a good hat, but it needs some dangling corks.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.





I am just sitting around waiting to go to the Dr's.
Three weeks and a little bit in withdrawal, but look, I have some hair. It looks thinner up front because there is some kind of product in it. Note: only 3 white hairs left so far, and I pull them out :P Not bad after it was almost entirely white. It seems to be coming in really dark after all this mess.

Can't decide if the Dr warrants hair product AND a necklace.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Self-portrait via an Argus C3 Matchmatic from the 1960s.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Delightful cat.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

my doctor thought my hair was a wig.

I said I wouldn't pay for this hairstyle.

Thing's are good, one month till next stop-in, that's a lifetime from now.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


I got some fake nose rings to decide if I wanna spend money on the real thing.





I think I'm into it, tho. Ignore tired face, didn't feel like putting on makeup today

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Jury duty selfie, as you can see I am pleased to be here



Vitto worsted wool Italian cut
Jean-Paul Germain lavender button-down
Not pictured: Stacy Adams square-toed leather shoes

Wait this isn't waywt

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose


My office has an abandoned corner that I like to do yoga in on my breaks

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Schmeichy posted:



My office has an abandoned corner that I like to do yoga in on my breaks

You must work in IT. I have that thousand yard stare too.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Vargatron posted:

You must work in IT. I have that thousand yard stare too.

I wish! I do stare at a computer screen all day, but I get paid significantly less.

antisodachrist
Jul 24, 2007
Elder goon checking in. This was from last week in my super funky hotel in Paris.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Sociopastry posted:

I got some fake nose rings to decide if I wanna spend money on the real thing.





I think I'm into it, tho. Ignore tired face, didn't feel like putting on makeup today

I'm a fan of the smaller one. Accent rather than feature, ya know?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

titties posted:

Jury duty selfie, as you can see I am pleased to be here



Vitto worsted wool Italian cut
Jean-Paul Germain lavender button-down
Not pictured: Stacy Adams square-toed leather shoes

Wait this isn't waywt

You look great!

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Fell asleep watching cartoons

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Avenging_Mikon posted:

I'm a fan of the smaller one. Accent rather than feature, ya know?

I wanted to get this one really pretty one but unfortunately it had a metal I'm allergic to in it, so alas.

I can pretty much only handle pure silver, gold, and surgical steel. Anything else makes me rash up.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



Ugly face for an ugly robe. Also can't type for poo poo. Follow-up xray to ensure the spot on my lung is gone.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Sociopastry posted:

I got some fake nose rings to decide if I wanna spend money on the real thing.

I am not really feeling it, those big decorative rings have a real particular vibe to them to pull off. Maybe a nostril stud?



Also, best of luck picnic princess, making faces at hospital gowns is the best attitude to have!!!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Hard no. posted:





I am just sitting around waiting to go to the Dr's.
Three weeks and a little bit in withdrawal, but look, I have some hair. It looks thinner up front because there is some kind of product in it. Note: only 3 white hairs left so far, and I pull them out :P Not bad after it was almost entirely white. It seems to be coming in really dark after all this mess.

Can't decide if the Dr warrants hair product AND a necklace.

Loving the glasses. And as I scrolled down, loving all the glasses on this page

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Very attractive goons, good job!

Rythe
Jan 21, 2011

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I tend to get shadows under my eyes too, but I realized a couple years ago I can use concealer on them and I look like a normal human now :downs:

if you want to take this fashion tip I will keep your secret.

I have been asked on no less than 5 occasions in the last year if my wife hits me or if I had gotten into a fight from my co-workers.

Learning make up might have is benefits when Halloween comes around for the family and clear up the black eyes of doom. God ole kill 2 birds with one stone.

Edit:I mean kill two birds that sit on trees and poo poo on clean cars, not nice birds that sit on shoulders. Don't want a bird hating ban now :).

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
Happy work week goons

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
Shell-shocked already? It's not even half over!

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Shell-shocked already? It's not even half over!

I work for child protective services

When a week starts wild it stays wild

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
Oh poo poo. Sorry to hear that. Worst thing I had to deal with this week is someone not understanding the concept of blank space. I ended up sending them a screenshot with black boxes and red arrows to point out what blank space was. Hope you don't have to deal with too much crap the rest of this week.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost


So this isn't my dog, but he's still pretty cool. Good conversationalist. He wants to travel before he settles down and has puppies. Wants to be an attorney. Nice guy all around.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I'm ready for tonight to be over

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Lots of frazzled/tired goons ITT.

hamsystem
Nov 11, 2010

Fuzzy pickles!
If you can't handle me at my hairiest

You don't deserve be at my...shaviest?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Hairy in the streets, shaved in the sheets!

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Sociopastry posted:

I got some fake nose rings to decide if I wanna spend money on the real thing.



I think I'm into it, tho. Ignore tired face, didn't feel like putting on makeup today

I have never been a fan of septum piercings so I would say pass on it.


Through the side of the nostril would look good. Also you could rock two side by side on the lower lip.

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B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Rythe posted:

God ole kill 2 birds with one stone.

Edit:I mean kill two birds that sit on trees and poo poo on clean cars, not nice birds that sit on shoulders. Don't want a bird hating ban now :).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXEm08dsQOc Get two birds stoned at once.

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