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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/859828091878875142

aide whispers in pence's ear: "its not that kind of mayo, sir"

this is a picture of a man who only takes his salsa extra mild

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Baloogan posted:

helps when uncucking wine bottles :q:

lol

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

new kind of cat posted:

lmao

all your heroes will eventually betray you loogs

this was right after alex jones prooved himself

ugh ugh guh now hes gonna go super mra because alex jones got his kids cucked away

this is super bad

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Hey has anyone looked into whether or not Trump kept that campaign promise about "making every dream you've ever dreamed come true"? Haven't seen a lot of coverage on that and I was curious if there's been any progress.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



has bill mitchell sworn a blood feud against alex jones yet, i can't make myself actually go wade through the fart cloud of his twitter feed

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Hey has anyone looked into whether or not Trump kept that campaign promise about "making every dream you've ever dreamed come true"? Haven't seen a lot of coverage on that and I was curious if there's been any progress.

good here

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

new kind of cat posted:

this is a picture of a man who only takes his salsa extra mild

He's the kinda guy that complains about diced tomatoes being way too spicy

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Oh cool, so we're just helping the cartels eliminate witnesses at this point?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Honduras isn't so bad. Cept all the homicide.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Baloogan posted:

gaaaaaaaaah i hate cernovitch nooooooooooo

These are your idiot allies, embrace them.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Baloogan posted:

this was right after alex jones prooved himself

ugh ugh guh now hes gonna go super mra because alex jones got his kids cucked away

this is super bad

keep your mindset strong friend

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Hey has anyone looked into whether or not Trump kept that campaign promise about "making every dream you've ever dreamed come true"? Haven't seen a lot of coverage on that and I was curious if there's been any progress.

I'm still not able to bend over and stick my own balls in my mouth so I don't think he's gotten around to every dream yet

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

PostNouveau posted:

Oh cool, so we're just helping the cartels eliminate witnesses at this point?

Trump makes good business

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Intel&Sebastian posted:

Hey has anyone looked into whether or not Trump kept that campaign promise about "making every dream you've ever dreamed come true"? Haven't seen a lot of coverage on that and I was curious if there's been any progress.

*looks outside*

*sky is not red and not filled with screams of death*

nah

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




le cuck vs cuckron showdown is happening I guess

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



http://i.imgur.com/9Vm2CsG.gifv

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ydto3Iyzic

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


A Handed Missus posted:



le cuck vs cuckron showdown is happening I guess

this makes it look like they're about to bang, is this normal for French politics???

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Anybody got some witch powers, wanna cast a spell where however that 5 year old Honduran boy dies is how Trump dies?

Deporting someone on a plane is loving weird, like are there in-flight snacks?

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
GORILLA STRONG MIND CUM

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Baloogan posted:

That is normal? I thought it wasn't. This is very unsettling.

Nah duck's wangs drop off annually. Nature can be pretty gross sometimes.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Agean90 posted:

this makes it look like they're about to bang, is this normal for French politics???

the french are always banging. whatevers nearest at the time

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
so just like, from body language stuff le pen is gonna win

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

isn't it a rule that the government is only supposed to care about kids before they're born?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

new kind of cat posted:

this is a picture of a man who only takes his salsa extra mild

Pence doesn't eat tomatoes, those are for the dirty browns and Italians.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Agean90 posted:

this makes it look like they're about to bang, is this normal for French politics???

his wife is 20 years older than him and used to be his teacher

he would totally gently caress le pen

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

pathetic little tramp posted:

Anybody got some witch powers, wanna cast a spell where however that 5 year old Honduran boy dies is how Trump dies?

Deporting someone on a plane is loving weird, like are there in-flight snacks?

If they have a layover, do you send a goon along with them to make sure they get on the second plane?

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



angerbeet posted:

Pence doesn't eat tomatoes, those are for the dirty browns and Italians.

he cannot eat round foods as they remind him of breasts and lead to impure thoughts

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/massive-gmail-google-doc-phishing-email

Journos are getting hit with a pretty good phishing scheme right now. Our office got hit pretty hard.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
well sending children to their death is an upgrade from murdering them. Baby steps. quote Sean Spicer.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Definitely didn't go with a flattering picture there

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Baloogan posted:

so just like, from body language stuff le pen is gonna win

also from like the language of the universe of course she'll win its all 2016 from here on out

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

angerbeet posted:

Pence doesn't eat tomatoes, those are for the dirty browns and Italians.

"Hmm, this food product is suspiciously papist, and evokes in me the dread sins of covetousness and lust"
*pushes pasta salad away*

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Captain_Maclaine posted:

"Hmm, this food product is suspiciously papist, and evokes in me the dread sins of covetousness and lust"
*pushes pasta salad away*

*Pope spins around in overlarge chair with cat in his lap*

"I'LL GET YOU PENCEE!!!!"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
this translation is terrible as far as i can tell unless my poo poo quebec french is utterly different from french french (which it is)

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I imagine that pence's only condiment is ranch

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
today, a lesson on fake news

this:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/859851577963810818

is fake news. trump doesn't learn

this:

https://twitter.com/markham/status/859850728919228418

is real news.

"Politics is a strange institution that forces committed professionals who have coherent philosophical beliefs to persuade voters who mostly do not. Barack Obama accomplished this in highbrow fashion. His characteristic political style was to incorporate the values of both left and right and try to technocratically synthesize the perspectives together. (“There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America; there’s the United States of America.”) Trump accomplishes it in lowbrow style, by literally not understanding the source of the disagreement."

trump is a brokebrained president for a brokebrained country

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Is it normal to have the camera jumping all over the place like it is for this debate?

Also Macron looks like a little boy being scolded by a schoolmarm

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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


April is almost a swastika. If only we had two more weeks, Bannon thinks.

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