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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/NCPoliticsUK/status/859883315406540803

I blame Dianne Abbott.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
There's also one from TNS with CON 48, LAB 24, LD 11, UKIP 7, GRN 4, SNP 4: https://t.co/TfFQ4bLD4l

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
And another one.

https://twitter.com/NCPoliticsUK/status/859885175307726856

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Last one:

https://twitter.com/BrianElects/status/859843282427314176

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Is the new Opinium one out? I did that one yesterday

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
UKIP 7, holy lol

Can't wait to ask my dad about why all the northerners didn't vote for Paul Nuthall like he said they would

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

MikeCrotch posted:

UKIP 7, holy lol

Can't wait to ask my dad about why all the northerners didn't vote for Paul Nuthall like he said they would

The answer is that they voted Tory instead.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Hmm

This is bad for Jeremy Corbyn

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
In a strange twist straight out of The Art of War, the Tories defeated the UKIP by becoming them.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Pochoclo posted:

In a strange twist straight out of The Art of War, the Tories defeated the UKIP by becoming them.

So basically, it's the opposite of Star Wars.

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!

Looke posted:

Hmm

This is bad for Jeremy Corbyn

Actually bad for us all

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Zephro posted:

The secret of Boston is that there are no actually-Irish people there

Yeah, they're all from Lincolnshire

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

The answer is that they voted Tory instead.

Which is Corbyn's fault for not becoming them like the Tories did. What a TWAT. A complete BOLLOCKS.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT


Is that bit of hair like a Pinocchio nose

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Any speculation on what's going on with the Royals?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
It's either queeny or the duke of edinburgh.

one of them is dead. has to be.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Protocol says we won't know for another 4 hours or so, but presumably someone died.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If the queen's kharked it then that's going to make for a fun election wildcard.

Headline: "QUEEN DIES OF LACK OF PATRIOTISM COS CORBYN DIDN'T BOW ENOUGH"

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

All the speculation is Philip. So be prepared for a highlights reel of all his oh so hilarious racism.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

I'm looking forward to the country eulogizing a racist old empire man.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

If it's Phillip, I do feel bad for those guys on PNG(?) who worship him as a god. It can't be easy to see your god die.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


So when should I watch BBC news to get the full royal death experience? Did they announce a time?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Teddybear posted:

So when should I watch BBC news to get the full royal death experience? Did they announce a time?

BBC don't even have anything up on their website yet

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Teddybear posted:

So when should I watch BBC news to get the full royal death experience? Did they announce a time?

8am is apparently when the palace would announce anything.

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

Teddybear posted:

So when should I watch BBC news to get the full royal death experience? Did they announce a time?

8am GMT tomorrow morning is the announcement.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


poo poo, do I want to stay up until 3 AM for this to see it live...

Hey, wonder if some of the stuff in that Guardian article is in effect-- have the music channels got a lot gloomier?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

If the queen's kharked it then that's going to make for a fun election wildcard.

Headline: "QUEEN DIES OF LACK OF PATRIOTISM COS CORBYN DIDN'T BOW ENOUGH"

I guarantee they find a photo of him laughing or smiling at some point in the next few weeks and we get a headline along the lines of "SICK CORBYN'S JOY AS NATION MOURNS"

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

I call dibs if the queen is single now

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
Queen dead, so what, they were mediocre at best after Freddie died

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

If things are what they may seem, then you poor sods also get a lovely brexit king yaaaay. :britain:

Grouchio fucked around with this message at 06:33 on May 4, 2017

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Theresa May goes to Buckingham Palace to ask Her Maj to dissolve Parliament, now someone's dead. Hmm.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Also something weird is definitely up because for some reason the BBC site is giving me the "most read" articles from a couple of days ago.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

this is actually less of a media presence than I'd expect if something had really gone down

https://twitter.com/richardgaisford/status/860001062522163200

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
Princess Diana sightings have increased as of late and the Royal Family are affraid their assassination attempt will be exposed as she finally worked up the courage to confront the press with her Yeti husband at her side.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/859999855342694401

TheHoodedClaw
Jul 26, 2008

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Also something weird is definitely up because for some reason the BBC site is giving me the "most read" articles from a couple of days ago.

It's "Macron wins over French debate audience" right now?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Teddybear posted:

Hey, wonder if some of the stuff in that Guardian article is in effect-- have the music channels got a lot gloomier?
I just woke up to Bowie's Young Americans which isn't particularly sombre.

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Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Maybe the Queen's resigning?

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