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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4470040/Obama-s-sex-drugs-past-laid-bare-new-biography.html



Who's ready for some REAL NEWS

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
hey paul ryan you sick gently caress

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

i had a few beers and am feeling erratic

I hope yinlock is still on team mattering or else the universal balance is undone and cspam will tear itself apart

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

i and most people I know didn't hate Hillary because she's a murdering lesbian cattle futures fraudster, it was because she's a vintage 1970s republican who can't even pretend to care about the concerns of someone making less than $400k a year

i'm talking more about the people who were like "I just ~feel~ she's untrustworthy"

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 209 days!

Man Musk posted:

Donald J Trump is president now

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

i and most people I know didn't hate Hillary because she's a murdering lesbian cattle futures fraudster, it was because she's a vintage 1970s republican who can't even pretend to care about the concerns of someone making less than $400k a year

ok now do obama

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mirthless posted:

yeah, well, after 3 decades of them doing this maybe we should have all realized that she was too toxic to run?

agreed

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Chokes McGee posted:

I hope yinlock is still on team mattering or else the universal balance is undone and cspam will tear itself apart

i still believe in mattering, i'm just joining the chorus of howler monkeys tonight

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Philip's dead. Shirt-rending grief will blast every other piece of news out of the lovely English tabloid press for the next couple weeks.

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Sir Tonk posted:

i like paul krugman :shrug:

K-man is the best liberal around, anyone who disagrees thinks Chapo Trap House is relatable and smart.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Man Musk posted:

Donald J Trump is president now

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Schnorkles posted:

i still believe in mattering, i'm just joining the chorus of howler monkeys tonight

i aint no monkey

im a grown assed man

a virile meat eating man

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Sounds cool 😎

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Yinlock posted:

thankfully there's a specific thread just for that

but I don't really have room to talk there since i actually supported hillary clinton :chloe:

the screech is coming from inside the thread at the moment

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Agrajag posted:

i aint no monkey

im a grown assed man

*throws feces*

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Chokes McGee posted:

I hope yinlock is still on team mattering or else the universal balance is undone and cspam will tear itself apart

i fuckin love mattering, because I matter and so does everything else

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lol if u've never considered fuckin' the same sex just for funs

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Zeroisanumber posted:

Philip's dead. Shirt-rending grief will blast every other piece of news out of the lovely English tabloid press for the next couple weeks.



yet the top story is... colbert?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



is the queen or philip dead

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 209 days!

fits my needs posted:

ok now do obama

obama was the leftist trump: smart, qualified, woke, and yet still consumed by a neoliberal social environment

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




wow he proposed to an academic?

"It reveals Obama was long-term lover of Genevieve Cook, an Australian-born graduate who was three years his senior
She reveals they had sex on their first date and that the 22-year-old, who was then a journalist on a financial trade magazine, was 'earthy' and 'passionate' "

is that code for pegging?

punchymcpunch fucked around with this message at 04:30 on May 4, 2017

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

i had a few beers and am feeling erratic

embrace chaos

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Sir Tonk posted:



yet the top story is... colbert?

lol at how quickly the "anti-sjws" started furiously grasping pearls after colbert dared to insult the orange nazi

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

punchymcpunch posted:

wow he proposed to an academic?

no wonder he likes macron

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

triple sulk posted:

is the queen or philip dead

Maybe it's Corbyn

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
the idea that the right had any room to complain about colbert saying naughty words after electing trump is just hilarious

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Yinlock posted:

i'm talking more about the people who were like "I just ~feel~ she's untrustworthy"

Guest at my bar today wrote in Bernie because she had "evil eyes."

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Hodgepodge posted:

obama was the leftist trump: smart, qualified, woke, and yet still consumed by a neoliberal social environment

ok now do zuckerberg/fuckerberg/zuckercuck

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Yinlock posted:

lol at how quickly the "anti-sjws" started furiously grasping pearls after colbert dared to insult the orange nazi

I for one am moved by all the pepe frogs suddenly taking a strong principled stance against homophobia the :jerkbag:

surely they'll be speaking against the imminent religious freedom EO

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Mirthless posted:

yeah, in hindsight, giving a primary win to a candidate with 30 years of negative campaigning against her was probably a bad idea and the outcome was really more obvious than anybody gives it credit for

i find it all deeply embarrassing that i supported her at all. it was obvious to the conservatives i work with what was gonna happen and lol if they weren't exactly right. that election map played out pretty much exactly like romney's hyper-optimistic 2012 dream map would have. we got crushed.

One of my favorite things was how the wind was taken out of the sails of the sexual harassment accusations against Trump because Hillary had a serial offender flying all around stumping for her and then Trump brought Clinton's accusers to a debate and it was over for pinning Trump for sex crimes.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Yinlock posted:

i fuckin love mattering, because I matter and so does everything else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVZtXVitvzM

this thread is ur wardaddy teachng u about not mattering and u need to do ur loving job

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



recent tweets saying "french media" is saying he's dead but unsubstantiated

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

embrace chaos

its honestly probably the fact that i've not slept much in weeks

hopefully fix that some tonight.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

FAUXTON posted:

Maybe it's Corbyn

maybe it's brexit

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 209 days!

fits my needs posted:

ok now do zuckerberg/fuckerberg/zuckercuck

"what if hillary was an unqualified white male billionaire"

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/859970483814641664

the image of Xi looking dreadfully at the ringing phone knowing its our orange fuckfaced president has me laughing real hard

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

deadgoon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVZtXVitvzM

this thread is ur wardaddy teachng u about not mattering and u need to do ur loving job

(as i'm devoured by ants) this also matters so much

(as my ghost is watching ants take my body parts to their giant anthill) i'm glad of how important these events are

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

I would have sex with Obama on the first date, obviously

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/859970483814641664

the image of Xi looking dreadfully at the ringing phone knowing its our orange fuckfaced president has me laughing real hard

"bromance"

journalism is loving garbage

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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 209 days!

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/859970483814641664

the image of Xi looking dreadfully at the ringing phone knowing its our orange fuckfaced president has me laughing real hard

what's Chinese for "oh god he thinks we're friends now"?

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