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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Pissflaps posted:

Weird looks like half my previous post went missing. What it should have said is



Just voted Lib Dem as my second preference in the Teesside mayor election.

Nawty.

EDIT - history snipe. May 1928 - Representation of the People Act passes lowering the voting age of women from 30 to 21.

Barry Foster fucked around with this message at 12:43 on May 4, 2017

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Igiari posted:

I don't appreciate tomfoolery.
Nor tomwatsonry.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
Pissflaps's first choice was Tory

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
https://twitter.com/JeremyCorbyn4PM/status/860088637437992961

'real people'

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

TheRat posted:

Evan Davis being pretty brutal with the tories re: Tories implementing Ed Milliband's manifesto.
Do budget deficits matter? Why is no-one talking about them? DEBATE - BBC Newsnight

If there's one thing completely clear from this it's that the general public have no chance of interpreting the success or implications of economic policy beyond how much do things cost/am I employed/has my pay increased?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


the US election gave us fake news, maybe this election will give us fake people.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
I thought someone said that was a fake account earlier? Or at least not official.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Carecat posted:

If there's one thing completely clear from this it's that the general public have no chance of interpreting the success or implications of economic policy beyond how much do things cost/am I employed/has my pay increased?

And yet the intense messaging about THE DEBT and THE DEFICIT works into tricking people into thinking national economies work like household budgets.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Theresa May had a giant incongruous Union Jack in the background of her 'tribute to Prince Phillip' video message, just like she has in the last few videos she's been in. One step closer to American politics.

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!

I enjoyed this video a lot. Well delivered.

And yes - that's not an official Labour twitter. It's momentum ran though?

Igiari
Sep 14, 2007

Carecat posted:

If there's one thing completely clear from this it's that the general public have no chance of interpreting the success or implications of economic policy beyond how much do things cost/am I employed/has my pay increased?

These are pretty good measurements, though? Our economy has recovered in a macro sense since the 2008 crisis, but people are generally in less secure jobs working for the same or lower pay while prices increase. That's not good and it's a large part of why I think the stories are poor stewards of the nation.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Ewan posted:

Pissflaps's first choice was Tory

The Tory candidate wants to bring the local airport back into public ownership.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

His Divine Shadow posted:

I thought someone said that was a fake account earlier? Or at least not official.

It's not "fake" per se. But it says right in the profile that they aren't an official account.

Igiari
Sep 14, 2007
Weird question here, but: I don't qualify for Irish citizenship as neither my parents nor grandparents (all of whom are now sadly deceased) are Irish. However, my great grandfather was, which presumably means my father qualifies. If my father got Irish citizenship, would I then qualify on the basis that my father is (now) Irish?

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Igiari posted:

These are pretty good measurements, though? Our economy has recovered in a macro sense since the 2008 crisis, but people are generally in less secure jobs working for the same or lower pay while prices increase. That's not good and it's a large part of why I think the stories are poor stewards of the nation.

Recovered as in "growing at the same rate". Not as in "back where it would be if the recession hadn't happened", the usual result of recovery.

Anyway lads, I'm off to help out with my local CLP.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Igiari posted:

Weird question here, but: I don't qualify for Irish citizenship as neither my parents nor grandparents (all of whom are now sadly deceased) are Irish. However, my great grandfather was, which presumably means my father qualifies. If my father got Irish citizenship, would I then qualify on the basis that my father is (now) Irish?

He would had to have already been on the foreign births registry and have claimed citizenship by the time of your birth for you to qualify

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Pissflaps posted:

The Tory candidate wants to bring the local airport back into public ownership.

Does CCHQ know about this? As this is heretical talk against her Holiness Thatcher and should be punished.

Only thing I could think of is that they have been in a coma for 40 years so are unaware of the poo poo Thatcher did to the Tories.

Igiari
Sep 14, 2007

spectralent posted:

Recovered as in "growing at the same rate". Not as in "back where it would be if the recession hadn't happened", the usual result of recovery.

Anyway lads, I'm off to help out with my local CLP.

Well, sure.

Good work!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

A related question (apologies). My stepfather's mother was Irish. Do I qualify?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I'm going to guess not.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

ukle posted:

Does CCHQ know about this? As this is heretical talk against her Holiness Thatcher and should be punished.

Only thing I could think of is that they have been in a coma for 40 years so are unaware of the poo poo Thatcher did to the Tories.
Bring back Supermac.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
*in extremely rat leaving what they think is a sinking ship voice*

"Yeah my granddad's greengrocer's off-and-on girlfriend was Irish, can I have a passport please??"

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
lol just lol if u didn't leave the country when cameron got in first time around

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

jBrereton posted:

*in extremely rat leaving what they think is a sinking ship voice*

"Yeah my granddad's greengrocer's off-and-on girlfriend was Irish, can I have a passport please??"

The ship is sailing on a sea of endless "gently caress off Remoaners" tweets.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

JFairfax posted:

lol just lol if u didn't leave the country when cameron got in first time around
Bit different now isn't it, we used to be able to go anywhere in Europe happily.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
So despite having had quite a few leaflets for Councillors to vote for since I moved that arrived before the general election was called there are apparently no local elections for me to vote in today

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
My maternal grandmother was Irish so I'm sorted if I want to leave, but I think I'm going to stick it out because I loving love being poor and angry 24/7.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Have you considered not working for the aristrocracy?

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Jose posted:

So despite having had quite a few leaflets for Councillors to vote for since I moved that arrived before the general election was called there are apparently no local elections for me to vote in today

That seems weird given this year is a year off for Newcastle council elections and the only election in North Tyneside today was the mayoral one.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

Have you considered not working for the aristrocracy?

i think it's some sort of sadomasochistic relationship for ol' ober, doffing his cap to his betters whilst plotting their demise under his breath but never quite going for it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Party Boat posted:

That seems weird given this year is a year off for Newcastle council elections and the only election in North Tyneside today was the mayoral one.

I have no idea why i'm getting them but i've had leaflets from most parties since moving.

Maybe I should read them instead of tossing them in the bin

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
FYI you do NOT get a sticker when voting this time around. It's barely even worth bothering.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Oberleutnant posted:

My maternal grandmother was Irish so I'm sorted if I want to leave, but I think I'm going to stick it out because I loving love being poor and angry 24/7.

the alternative of going to portugal to figure out how a european socialist government maintains a votebase is p attractive

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

Igiari posted:

These are pretty good measurements, though? Our economy has recovered in a macro sense since the 2008 crisis, but people are generally in less secure jobs working for the same or lower pay while prices increase. That's not good and it's a large part of why I think the stories are poor stewards of the nation.

Well yes but then people struggle for the explanation so we've been sidetracked with immigrants took your jobs and Brussels took your 350 million a week, what a big number, drat EU regulations holding back Britain's thriving cake export market.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

big scary monsters posted:

FYI you do NOT get a sticker when voting this time around. It's barely even worth bothering.

doesn't even seem to be a Facebook option to show everyone you voted beyond manually typing it as a status update like some web 1.0 bullshit. It's like they don't even want us to vote.

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

Oberleutnant posted:

My maternal grandmother was Irish so I'm sorted if I want to leave, but I think I'm going to stick it out because I loving love being poor and angry 24/7.

The worst thing that can happen in our lives is for our dreams to come true.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
https://twitter.com/SarahLudford/status/860058892654587904


soon, soon we will be free of these meddling eurocrats and their insistence that we not flush turds directly into rivers, lakes, or any sea of our choosing!

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

It was good enough for my Cholera-afflicted ancestors and so it's good enough for me!

Sewers sound awfully French to me!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


JFairfax posted:

lol just lol if u didn't leave the country when cameron got in first time around

If you're wealthy enough to gently caress off at the election of a Tory you're probably not likely to get hosed that badly by them.

big scary monsters posted:

FYI you do NOT get a sticker when voting this time around. It's barely even worth bothering.

I've never gotten a sticker for voting. Surely this isn't actually a thing in the UK?

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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


LemonDrizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/SarahLudford/status/860058892654587904


soon, soon we will be free of these meddling eurocrats and their insistence that we not flush turds directly into rivers, lakes, or any sea of our choosing!

Suddenly Call Me Dave's surf in the sewage gets a new patriotic meaning.

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