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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Wow that game sure looks bad

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Yeah but it came out in 2011

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



oldpainless posted:

Yeah but it came out in 2011

Needs more titties.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Thought that said coati at first and was mad that trumpers are handing out coati to each other. I want a coati.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Picnic Princess posted:

Thought that said coati at first and was mad that trumpers are handing out coati to each other. I want a coati.

I don't think Coati Bit My Finger will be quite as popular of a video.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Question Mark Mound posted:

I think this is probably more AUG than IOSM but I shouldn't really open that thread in work so enjoy someone who should never be allowed to have, or be around, children.



Is having 👧daughters👧 the 💯ultimate🙌💯 🙇🐥cuckoldry🐥🙇?

I cannot😤 think🙄 or comprehend🤔 of anything🤷 more 🙇🐥cucked🐥🙇 than having a 👧daughter👧. Honestly😤😤, think about it 😎🤓rationally🤓😎. You are 👅feeding👄, 👚clothing👗, 📤raising🖕 and 🐣rearing🐥 a 👼girl👼 for at least 1⃣8⃣ years solely🕺 so 👸 can go and get 🤐ravaged😯😮😲😵😱 by another 👨🏿man👨🏾. All the ✊🏻hard✊🏻 💼work🎩 you put into your 👸👸beautiful little girl👸👸 - reading her 🎭stories🎭 at 🌚😴bedtime😴🌚, making her go to 👯💃💋sports practice💋💃👯, making sure she had a 🍆💦💦💦💦healthy😍😘diet😛😝, 🔫🛠educating🔨👊🤛 her, 💋playing🍆 with👅 👸her👸🎉🎉🎉. 💯All💯 of it has 1⃣ simple result🗣: her body👸👯👄 is more enjoyable👅👅 for the 👨🏾men👨🏿 that will eventually 🍆💦💦💦gently caress😜😌😋😍 her in every 🕳hole️⛳️💯.

Raised the 👸👸perfect girl👸👸? Great🖕👌👍💯. Who benefits💗💕💖? If you're 💦lucky🎉, a 👨🏾random👨🏿 👨🏾man👨🏿 who had 0⃣nothing🕳 to do with the way she 👶👧grew up👩👸, who 👰marries🤵 her. 👨🏾He gets to 🍆💦💦gently caress🤛 her 😶😯tight😮😲 😻pussy🙀 every night🌚. 👨🏿He gets the 👌benefits👍 of her 💖kind💕 and 💗sweet💞 personality💋😝 that came from the way you 🤛raised🛠🔨 her.

As a 🤦man🤦 who has a 👸daughter👸, you are 📚LITERALLY🔖 dedicating at least 2⃣0⃣ years of your life😭😢 simply to raise a 👸girl👸 for another 👨🏾man👨🏿 to 🍆💦💦enjoy👅👍. It is the 💯ULTIMATE💯 AND 😭FINAL😭 🐥cuck🐥. Think about it 🤠🤓logically😫😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Is having 👧daughters👧 the 💯ultimate🙌💯 🙇🐥cuckoldry🐥🙇?

I cannot😤 think🙄 or comprehend🤔 of anything🤷 more 🙇🐥cucked🐥🙇 than having a 👧daughter👧. Honestly😤😤, think about it 😎🤓rationally🤓😎. You are 👅feeding👄, 👚clothing👗, 📤raising🖕 and 🐣rearing🐥 a 👼girl👼 for at least 1⃣8⃣ years solely🕺 so 👸 can go and get 🤐ravaged😯😮😲😵😱 by another 👨🏿man👨🏾. All the ✊🏻hard✊🏻 💼work🎩 you put into your 👸👸beautiful little girl👸👸 - reading her 🎭stories🎭 at 🌚😴bedtime😴🌚, making her go to 👯💃💋sports practice💋💃👯, making sure she had a 🍆💦💦💦💦healthy😍😘diet😛😝, 🔫🛠educating🔨👊🤛 her, 💋playing🍆 with👅 👸her👸🎉🎉🎉. 💯All💯 of it has 1⃣ simple result🗣: her body👸👯👄 is more enjoyable👅👅 for the 👨🏾men👨🏿 that will eventually 🍆💦💦💦gently caress😜😌😋😍 her in every 🕳hole️⛳️💯.

Raised the 👸👸perfect girl👸👸? Great🖕👌👍💯. Who benefits💗💕💖? If you're 💦lucky🎉, a 👨🏾random👨🏿 👨🏾man👨🏿 who had 0⃣nothing🕳 to do with the way she 👶👧grew up👩👸, who 👰marries🤵 her. 👨🏾He gets to 🍆💦💦gently caress🤛 her 😶😯tight😮😲 😻pussy🙀 every night🌚. 👨🏿He gets the 👌benefits👍 of her 💖kind💕 and 💗sweet💞 personality💋😝 that came from the way you 🤛raised🛠🔨 her.

As a 🤦man🤦 who has a 👸daughter👸, you are 📚LITERALLY🔖 dedicating at least 2⃣0⃣ years of your life😭😢 simply to raise a 👸girl👸 for another 👨🏾man👨🏿 to 🍆💦💦enjoy👅👍. It is the 💯ULTIMATE💯 AND 😭FINAL😭 🐥cuck🐥. Think about it 🤠🤓logically😫😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

This is the strangest feeling, as I both love and despise you.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Is having 👧daughters👧 the 💯ultimate🙌💯 🙇🐥cuckoldry🐥🙇?

I cannot😤 think🙄 or comprehend🤔 of anything🤷 more 🙇🐥cucked🐥🙇 than having a 👧daughter👧. Honestly😤😤, think about it 😎🤓rationally🤓😎. You are 👅feeding👄, 👚clothing👗, 📤raising🖕 and 🐣rearing🐥 a 👼girl👼 for at least 1⃣8⃣ years solely🕺 so 👸 can go and get 🤐ravaged😯😮😲😵😱 by another 👨🏿man👨🏾. All the ✊🏻hard✊🏻 💼work🎩 you put into your 👸👸beautiful little girl👸👸 - reading her 🎭stories🎭 at 🌚😴bedtime😴🌚, making her go to 👯💃💋sports practice💋💃👯, making sure she had a 🍆💦💦💦💦healthy😍😘diet😛😝, 🔫🛠educating🔨👊🤛 her, 💋playing🍆 with👅 👸her👸🎉🎉🎉. 💯All💯 of it has 1⃣ simple result🗣: her body👸👯👄 is more enjoyable👅👅 for the 👨🏾men👨🏿 that will eventually 🍆💦💦💦gently caress😜😌😋😍 her in every 🕳hole️⛳️💯.

Raised the 👸👸perfect girl👸👸? Great🖕👌👍💯. Who benefits💗💕💖? If you're 💦lucky🎉, a 👨🏾random👨🏿 👨🏾man👨🏿 who had 0⃣nothing🕳 to do with the way she 👶👧grew up👩👸, who 👰marries🤵 her. 👨🏾He gets to 🍆💦💦gently caress🤛 her 😶😯tight😮😲 😻pussy🙀 every night🌚. 👨🏿He gets the 👌benefits👍 of her 💖kind💕 and 💗sweet💞 personality💋😝 that came from the way you 🤛raised🛠🔨 her.

As a 🤦man🤦 who has a 👸daughter👸, you are 📚LITERALLY🔖 dedicating at least 2⃣0⃣ years of your life😭😢 simply to raise a 👸girl👸 for another 👨🏾man👨🏿 to 🍆💦💦enjoy👅👍. It is the 💯ULTIMATE💯 AND 😭FINAL😭 🐥cuck🐥. Think about it 🤠🤓logically😫😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Rhino are you okay? I am worried about you please get some help.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


I thought these things were supposed to be at least a little believable.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

chitoryu12 posted:

I don't think Coati Bit My Finger will be quite as popular of a video.

The only way to know for sure is to try!

Please send me a coati.

Torchlighter
Jan 15, 2012

I Got Kids. I need this.


Today is your reminder that:
1. Dear White People exists.
2. That it's a satire about the question 'what does it mean to be black?'
3. That, apart from the Blackface party in the beginning, which, you know, happens in real life, it really doesn't spend a whole lot of time on white people and how racism works.
4. That one of the advertisements was this.

and finally that:
5.Rotten tomatoes is an aggregate review site, which collates reviews from around the web. That 100% is from critics. It sits around 54%, but given how racially charged the existence of a TV show named after a 2014 film that deals with black problems in a way that doesn't have anything to do with white people, but does have a character who's a pastiche of a radical race warrior dealing with issues like 'having a white father' or 'having a white boyfriend' and therefore having to deal with their identity and some people thinking that they're 'not black enough', I can see how user reviews might be misleading.

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



That show actually came out? I only hear about it occasionally on Facebook and how it's causing a mass canceling of Netflix accounts.

Wendell
May 11, 2003


What is that top game though? Its goblins are cute.

And I'm gonna watch Dear White People episode one TONIGHT!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Wendell posted:

What is that top game though? Its goblins are cute.

I think it's "The Elder Scrolls: Arena", the first Elder Scrolls game. It came out in 1994.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME
It's either The Elder Scrolls: Arena yeah. Not a very good game all things considered. (Daggerfall is better.)

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Pfft. When I started:

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Pfft. When I started:



Get on my level, sonny jim


BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Back in my day, peripherals were called hands! :bahgawd:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I know Chris, Mack is Chris's friend. I'm Claire, and I don't know anyone else involved or any context. Gerry's Facebook shows him as in a relationship with Mack.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

HOOLY BOOLY posted:

That show actually came out? I only hear about it occasionally on Facebook and how it's causing a mass canceling of Netflix accounts.

Its good as heck, everyone should watch. And not just because it makes white people mad.

Tiggum posted:

I know Chris, Mack is Chris's friend. I'm Claire, and I don't know anyone else involved or any context. Gerry's Facebook shows him as in a relationship with Mack.



Keep us updated cause I feel like some gooooood poo poo is about to go down.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Uh oh, Gerry did something bad.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
drat Robert.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

I started to tell my wife about this AUG and she stopped me when I said "So this rear end in a top hat on Reddit thinks having a daughter makes you a cuck..." and proceeded to rattle off all the points in this shitheel's post. I asked her if she had seen the post and she said that no, this was a common thing to hear people say in Russia.


We are more alike than we are different so we should try to understand each other better? Yeah, I know that's not what they meant but I can dream.

Warm Fish Salad
Dec 16, 2016

You Compleat Me

SwitchbladeKult posted:

I started to tell my wife about this AUG and she stopped me when I said "So this rear end in a top hat on Reddit thinks having a daughter makes you a cuck..." and proceeded to rattle off all the points in this shitheel's post. I asked her if she had seen the post and she said that no, this was a common thing to hear people say in Russia.

It's no wonder Trump is buddies with Russia, they've both got a daughter-loving fetish.

Gogo Logo
Nov 11, 2008

Tiggum posted:

I know Chris, Mack is Chris's friend. I'm Claire, and I don't know anyone else involved or any context. Gerry's Facebook shows him as in a relationship with Mack.



I kept wondering where the idiocy would be and finally saw. I was not disappointed. Good luck, Gerry.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

How did you get a post from the bizzaro-dimenson?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

If your first video game wasn't the original 1958 Tennis for Two you're just a scrub appropriating gamer culture.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer


Mak0rz posted:

I thought these things were supposed to be at least a little believable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzVc7s-_e8

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


What no he doesn't, he has the most convoluted speech pattern in the history of the United States.

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Who What Now posted:

How did you get a post from the bizzaro-dimenson?

Picnic Princess posted:

What no he doesn't, he has the most convoluted speech pattern in the history of the United States.
Does the top bit of the image mean it was posted August 28, 2015? That's only 2.5 months after he announced he was even running.

El Tortuga
Apr 27, 2007

¡Terrible es el Guerrero de Tortuga!
I loving hate Doctor Who fans for thinking their crappy sci-fi show is the epitome of all things creative.



Seriously, that commentary on the end makes me want to vomit. You can also understand this scene if you have a passing understanding of Doctor Who, which you do. Because Doctor Who fans never shut the gently caress up about it.

"Doctor Who has a spaceship that's bigger on the inside than the outside."

There, I have summed up the entirety of this "profound" "mythology", and explained why it's so "beautiful".

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

SwitchbladeKult posted:

I started to tell my wife about this AUG and she stopped me when I said "So this rear end in a top hat on Reddit thinks having a daughter makes you a cuck..." and proceeded to rattle off all the points in this shitheel's post. I asked her if she had seen the post and she said that no, this was a common thing to hear people say in Russia.

So essentially it's old country speak, where if you had too many baby girls you'd just start tossing the extras down a well. The version I've heard is that you raise a daughter for another family's benefit, not your own. So don't spend too much effort on girls.

I saw someone on Tumblr trying to argue that olden days multigenerational villages of people were superior to modern nuclear families, citing less hierarchal authority structures and more compassion for alternative lifestyles. Which I'm pretty sure doesn't describe rural villages at any time in history. The cuckold story was probably a better approximation of what life was like back in the good old, "it takes a village" days.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Can online job postings count?



http://www.citynews.ca/2017/05/03/recruiter-comes-fire-discriminatory-job-ads/

quote:

“It was a typo, and the person who posted the ad wasn’t being detailed about it.”

quote:

It was a typo


Apparently they posted another ad openly stating they preferred Asian or European applicants. Both are discrimination and we don't take discrimination in the workplace lightly up here, it's really, very much illegal.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

El Tortuga posted:

I loving hate Doctor Who fans for thinking their crappy sci-fi show is the epitome of all things creative.



Seriously, that commentary on the end makes me want to vomit. You can also understand this scene if you have a passing understanding of Doctor Who, which you do. Because Doctor Who fans never shut the gently caress up about it.

"Doctor Who has a spaceship that's bigger on the inside than the outside."

There, I have summed up the entirety of this "profound" "mythology", and explained why it's so "beautiful".

It's probably the most profound line for someone who has only watched superhero movies and pop culture tv series.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Only in porn.

I found this posted in public APROPOS OF NOTHING in the middle of posts about Trumpcare:

Midnight Voyager has a new favorite as of 00:20 on May 5, 2017

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Man, the Professional Picture Framers' Association do not gently caress around.

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burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Came upon this in the wild today. It's... cute.

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