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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kazil posted:

Abort Vierhoden

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Catberry
Feb 17, 2017

♫ Most certainly ♫

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

was she going to freeze to death if she didn't text that?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm glad you're racist now Joan, here's your complimentary racist coatl.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Oh good, I'm glad they had her identified as a SJW so everyone would know her views were unacceptable

I'm also glad Joan finally came around and told everyone this important news that she's now a conservative for vague reasons

And finally I'm glad none of this ever happened

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

im the bad photoshopping

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I can believe the incredibly mundane penny one, as my brother and I literally have dozens of stupid in-jokes that are decades old an nobody but us would ever find hilarious. No I won't share or explain any because I'm not narcissistic enough to fail to see how dull they are to everyone else.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

im the bad photoshopping

No john, we are teh demons.txt

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
What is it with these reactionaries making a huge deal about SJWs dyeing their hair blue? Why do they care so much?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
dying your hair blue is a sign you're rejecting societal norms

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Like Marge!

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

oldpainless posted:

Like Marge!

More like oldhairless

Anyway, content:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pththya-lyi posted:

More like oldhairless

Anyway, content:


What possible profound realization is there? (That doesn't also lead to a restraining order.)

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Jerry Cotton posted:

What possible profound realization is there? (That doesn't also lead to a restraining order.)

That "seizing the means of production" is like making someone carry your rape baby, in that both involve taking and using something that properly belongs to someone else without permission. It's a disgusting analogy, but then again MinuteMinutiae is a disgusting person.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Jerry Cotton posted:

What possible profound realization is there? (That doesn't also lead to a restraining order.)

"Oh my god it's my duty as a socialist to share my womb with Joe Random, I should start now and let the amazing he-man alpha who enlightened me be first."

Obviously.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Jerry Cotton posted:

What possible profound realization is there? (That doesn't also lead to a restraining order.)

Maybe read the analogy with the woman as the proletariat?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Jerry Cotton posted:

What possible profound realization is there? (That doesn't also lead to a restraining order.)

That when trump said "grab them by the pussy" he meant "FULL COMMUNISM NOW!"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BgRdMchne posted:

Maybe read the analogy with the woman as the proletariat?

Well the woman already has the means of production?

e: It's 4:04 and I haven't slept all night so this is possibly not even a thing I should be thinking about right now.

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 02:06 on May 4, 2017

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Obviously it's that the woman's stomach is the means of production of powerful hydrochloric acid, all the better to vomit onto the bourgeoisie

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Pththya-lyi posted:

What is it with these reactionaries making a huge deal about SJWs dyeing their hair blue? Why do they care so much?

Because hair dye is how Internet racists identify "SJWs" because it's easier to make fun of someone's appearance than come to grips with the fact that they're actually pretty racist/sexist/transphobic/etc

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Pththya-lyi posted:

More like oldhairless

Anyway, content:


Tunicate posted:

That when trump said "grab them by the pussy" he meant "FULL COMMUNISM NOW!"

I feel like what really happened is there was no pointing at the stomach, the poster just grabbed some vag, which makes the 50% restraining orders part realistic.

e: The poster is a super woke trump supporter but is actually taking the alt-right apart from the inside with his powerful social commentary!

TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 03:39 on May 4, 2017

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
I think the actual rate is 50% restraining order and 50% sarcastically saying "Oh, that makes SO much sense" while rolling their eyes but he's too stupid to understand sarcasm.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Maybe, but also he's never actually said that to anyone.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Verisimilidude posted:

Because hair dye is how Internet racists identify "SJWs" because it's easier to make fun of someone's appearance than come to grips with the fact that they're actually pretty racist/sexist/transphobic/etc



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmNFDJgPrRI

Walton Simons
May 16, 2010

ELECTRONIC OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD

Pththya-lyi posted:

That "seizing the means of production" is like making someone carry your rape baby, in that both involve taking and using something that properly belongs to someone else without permission. It's a disgusting analogy, but then again MinuteMinutiae is a disgusting person.

poo poo, I thought he meant farms. Because you need food to keep your stomach full.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Walton Simons posted:

poo poo, I thought he meant farms. Because you need food to keep your stomach full.

Maybe he meant :gas:

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007


This one is so much blatant bullshit it made me cringe.

This person is basically trying to assert that they come from a family of super heroes.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I skipped to the end hoping the punchline was that they were wolverine.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

There also aren't any FOXO genes on the Y chromosome.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

"My family has a unique mutation, all the men have monster dongs that all the ladies can't resist"

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
I believe the part where the kid said he was fat and angry with very little impulse control.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
:lol: I am always wondering who they think they'll be able to fool and who exactly is going to be impressed by a YouTube comment.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Haha "bones so rich in iron that he could literally attach magnets to himself"

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

It's like three STDHs combined into one ultra STDH

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Jay Rust posted:

It's like three STDHs combined into one ultra STDH

Yeah, really. I think the only thing that could make it better would be if it turned out ol' Iron Bones worked for Nintendo and his rare mutation gave him jumping skills that were the inspiration for Mario.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


My ancestors were... inhuman!!!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
My ancestors had hemochromatosis! Wait, I mean they were superheroes (with hosed livers and retinas).

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think
* Weighed 750 pounds (from my iron bones)
* Parents were both Albert Einstein (long story)
* Wore a katana to school every day
* Had the word "troper" instead of a mouth

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Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

Comptroll The Forums posted:

was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think
* Weighed 750 pounds (from my iron bones)
* Parents were both Albert Einstein (long story)
* Wore a katana to school every day
* Had the word "troper" instead of a mouth

:perfect:

Ol' Iron Bones posted that on, what, a Youtube video? What a strange place to write such a pile of bullshit. Should've at least taken it to Troper Tales where Iron Bones Crowning Moment of Epic Badass with a Heart of Gold Deadpan Snark could have been appreciated.

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