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kazil posted:Abort Vierhoden
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# ? May 3, 2017 20:37 |
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# ? May 3, 2017 21:02 |
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was she going to freeze to death if she didn't text that?
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# ? May 3, 2017 21:05 |
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I'm glad you're racist now Joan, here's your complimentary racist coatl.
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# ? May 3, 2017 21:07 |
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Oh good, I'm glad they had her identified as a SJW so everyone would know her views were unacceptable I'm also glad Joan finally came around and told everyone this important news that she's now a conservative for vague reasons And finally I'm glad none of this ever happened
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# ? May 3, 2017 21:16 |
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im the bad photoshopping
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# ? May 3, 2017 21:22 |
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I can believe the incredibly mundane penny one, as my brother and I literally have dozens of stupid in-jokes that are decades old an nobody but us would ever find hilarious. No I won't share or explain any because I'm not narcissistic enough to fail to see how dull they are to everyone else.
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# ? May 3, 2017 21:43 |
YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:im the bad photoshopping No john, we are teh demons.txt
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# ? May 3, 2017 21:43 |
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What is it with these reactionaries making a huge deal about SJWs dyeing their hair blue? Why do they care so much?
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# ? May 3, 2017 22:07 |
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dying your hair blue is a sign you're rejecting societal norms
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# ? May 3, 2017 22:29 |
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Like Marge!
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# ? May 3, 2017 22:34 |
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oldpainless posted:Like Marge! More like oldhairless Anyway, content:
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# ? May 4, 2017 01:00 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:More like oldhairless What possible profound realization is there? (That doesn't also lead to a restraining order.)
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# ? May 4, 2017 01:31 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:What possible profound realization is there? (That doesn't also lead to a restraining order.) That "seizing the means of production" is like making someone carry your rape baby, in that both involve taking and using something that properly belongs to someone else without permission. It's a disgusting analogy, but then again MinuteMinutiae is a disgusting person.
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# ? May 4, 2017 01:39 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:What possible profound realization is there? (That doesn't also lead to a restraining order.) "Oh my god it's my duty as a socialist to share my womb with Joe Random, I should start now and let the amazing he-man alpha who enlightened me be first." Obviously.
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# ? May 4, 2017 01:42 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:What possible profound realization is there? (That doesn't also lead to a restraining order.) Maybe read the analogy with the woman as the proletariat?
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# ? May 4, 2017 01:48 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:What possible profound realization is there? (That doesn't also lead to a restraining order.) That when trump said "grab them by the pussy" he meant "FULL COMMUNISM NOW!"
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# ? May 4, 2017 01:55 |
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BgRdMchne posted:Maybe read the analogy with the woman as the proletariat? Well the woman already has the means of production? e: It's 4:04 and I haven't slept all night so this is possibly not even a thing I should be thinking about right now. 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 02:06 on May 4, 2017 |
# ? May 4, 2017 02:04 |
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Obviously it's that the woman's stomach is the means of production of powerful hydrochloric acid, all the better to vomit onto the bourgeoisie
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# ? May 4, 2017 02:52 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:What is it with these reactionaries making a huge deal about SJWs dyeing their hair blue? Why do they care so much? Because hair dye is how Internet racists identify "SJWs" because it's easier to make fun of someone's appearance than come to grips with the fact that they're actually pretty racist/sexist/transphobic/etc
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# ? May 4, 2017 03:30 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:More like oldhairless Tunicate posted:That when trump said "grab them by the pussy" he meant "FULL COMMUNISM NOW!" I feel like what really happened is there was no pointing at the stomach, the poster just grabbed some vag, which makes the 50% restraining orders part realistic. e: The poster is a super woke trump supporter but is actually taking the alt-right apart from the inside with his powerful social commentary! TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 03:39 on May 4, 2017 |
# ? May 4, 2017 03:34 |
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I think the actual rate is 50% restraining order and 50% sarcastically saying "Oh, that makes SO much sense" while rolling their eyes but he's too stupid to understand sarcasm.
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# ? May 4, 2017 03:56 |
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Maybe, but also he's never actually said that to anyone.
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# ? May 4, 2017 04:15 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Because hair dye is how Internet racists identify "SJWs" because it's easier to make fun of someone's appearance than come to grips with the fact that they're actually pretty racist/sexist/transphobic/etc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmNFDJgPrRI
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# ? May 4, 2017 07:04 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:That "seizing the means of production" is like making someone carry your rape baby, in that both involve taking and using something that properly belongs to someone else without permission. It's a disgusting analogy, but then again MinuteMinutiae is a disgusting person. poo poo, I thought he meant farms. Because you need food to keep your stomach full.
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# ? May 4, 2017 12:46 |
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Walton Simons posted:poo poo, I thought he meant farms. Because you need food to keep your stomach full. Maybe he meant
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# ? May 4, 2017 12:45 |
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:30 |
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This one is so much blatant bullshit it made me cringe. This person is basically trying to assert that they come from a family of super heroes.
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:56 |
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I skipped to the end hoping the punchline was that they were wolverine.
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:09 |
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There also aren't any FOXO genes on the Y chromosome.
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:37 |
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"My family has a unique mutation, all the men have monster dongs that all the ladies can't resist"
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:44 |
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I believe the part where the kid said he was fat and angry with very little impulse control.
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:14 |
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I am always wondering who they think they'll be able to fool and who exactly is going to be impressed by a YouTube comment.
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:38 |
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Haha "bones so rich in iron that he could literally attach magnets to himself"
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:26 |
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It's like three STDHs combined into one ultra STDH
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:48 |
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Jay Rust posted:It's like three STDHs combined into one ultra STDH Yeah, really. I think the only thing that could make it better would be if it turned out ol' Iron Bones worked for Nintendo and his rare mutation gave him jumping skills that were the inspiration for Mario.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:49 |
My ancestors were... inhuman!!!
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# ? May 5, 2017 00:28 |
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My ancestors had hemochromatosis! Wait, I mean they were superheroes (with hosed livers and retinas).
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# ? May 5, 2017 01:15 |
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was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think * Weighed 750 pounds (from my iron bones) * Parents were both Albert Einstein (long story) * Wore a katana to school every day * Had the word "troper" instead of a mouth
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Comptroll The Forums posted:was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think Ol' Iron Bones posted that on, what, a Youtube video? What a strange place to write such a pile of bullshit. Should've at least taken it to Troper Tales where Iron Bones Crowning Moment of Epic Badass with a Heart of Gold Deadpan Snark could have been appreciated.
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