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Dissociative Donut: Oct 9, 2009; by Pragmatica

I don't think I've seen this posted, but it appears tailor-made for this thread

# ? May 4, 2017 10:54

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# ? May 15, 2024 03:37

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

it looks like an inhaler

ed. wait is it actually supposed to be a vape thing?

# ? May 4, 2017 12:20

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

sweeperbravo posted:

it looks like an inhaler

ed. wait is it actually supposed to be a vape thing?

...seriously? It's obviously a vape pen.

# ? May 4, 2017 13:10

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Yeah that one has popped up a few times but it's fine to repost because it's hilariously bad.

# ? May 4, 2017 14:50

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Johnny Truant posted:

...seriously? It's obviously a vape pen.

sorry dude, i don't smoke/vape

anyway scrolling down i thought it was smoke coming out of a really lovely gun so that's what i originally thought it was going for

# ? May 4, 2017 19:10

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

For a moment I thought it was an office water cooler.

# ? May 4, 2017 19:47

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

No, google, I didn't mean "water COLOR tattoo."

Gross.

# ? May 4, 2017 20:12

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

davidspackage posted:

For a moment I thought it was an office water cooler.

Ha yeah it does look like that. Now I want to see more water cooler tattoos like "if this cooler could talk, oh what tales it could tell"

# ? May 5, 2017 01:38

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

take me to the beaver posted:

I went to a comics convention recently and saw a couple questionable skin decorations:

Text reads 'DANGERZONE' (of course it does)

Yes, that is an anime wonderwoman.
No I don't feel too bad about snapping a picture while talking to someone, because that someone was a total turdburger.

Last but not least, saw one posted to Facebook by a friend of a friend.

As a giant nerd and a person with tattoos, it's sad to see that the quality of nerd tattoos is often so lovely.

# ? May 5, 2017 19:21

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

# ? May 7, 2017 21:49

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

that's my check mate

# ? May 8, 2017 00:10

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

That's my Czech mate

# ? May 8, 2017 01:54

Autechresaint: Jan 25, 2012

Knee posted:

Eyeball tattoos continue to weird me out. Like is there any long term studies on the effects of them as you age?

# ? May 10, 2017 03:34

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Autechresaint posted:

Eyeball tattoos continue to weird me out. Like is there any long term studies on the effects of them as you age?

Nope! The techniques are actually only a few years old so nobody knows what the long term effects are of eyeball tattooing.

# ? May 10, 2017 03:55

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Autechresaint posted:

Eyeball tattoos continue to weird me out. Like is there any long term studies on the effects of them as you age?

I feel like on some level that there's a bit of an intersect between people who get eyeball tattoos and people who do not reach high ages

# ? May 10, 2017 04:42

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

It's less of a "Venn Diagram" and more of "a circle"

# ? May 10, 2017 05:14

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Autechresaint posted:

Eyeball tattoos continue to weird me out. Like is there any long term studies on the effects of them as you age?

All the things they said running through your head running through your head running through your head

# ? May 10, 2017 05:18

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

From the schadenthread:

# ? May 10, 2017 11:21

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

lol fingerprint brows

# ? May 10, 2017 11:28

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

I'm wondering if the tattooist actually thought they could reproduce the picture.

# ? May 10, 2017 11:48

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She looks like a moth

# ? May 10, 2017 12:40

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

I don't understand why you would even do that, eyebrows serve an important natural purpose on your face, don't be stupid and get them destroyed.

# ? May 10, 2017 14:41

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

It's not like her natural eyebrows won't grow back through the tattooed ones. They'll just look silly.

# ? May 10, 2017 14:59

Enelrahc: Jun 17, 2007

I'm reasonably certain that the 3rd picture is of competent microblading, which OP apparently cheaped out on. Live and learn!

# ? May 10, 2017 17:14

mediocre dad okay: Jan 9, 2007; The fascist don't like life then he break other's
BEAT BEAT THE FASCIST

Enelrahc posted:

I'm reasonably certain that the 3rd picture is of competent microblading, which OP apparently cheaped out on. Live and learn!

I'm pretty sure the eyebrows on the third picture aren't tattooed on, considering they extend beyond the woman's skin on the right end of the picture

# ? May 10, 2017 20:12

wheatpuppy: Apr 25, 2008; YOU HAVE MY POST!

Both pictures show actual hairy eyebrows "enhanced" with tattooed lines. Just one more competently executed than the other.

# ? May 10, 2017 20:57

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

I'm pretty sure that third one is a 3D model and not a real person. If somehow it's a real person then they are EXTREMELY photoshopped.

# ? May 10, 2017 22:13

Barudak: May 7, 2007

So you get the tattoo to conplement your brows when they grow back in and provide a fuller and more defined brow line.

It can, and usually does, go horribly wrong since the people getting these dont know poo poo about what to ask for from tattoo artists who also dont usually work in thay space.

# ? May 10, 2017 22:52

rockcity: Jan 16, 2004

mediocre dad okay posted:

I'm pretty sure the eyebrows on the third picture aren't tattooed on, considering they extend beyond the woman's skin on the right end of the picture

The idea is you let the hair grow back over the tattooed brows, you don't just keep them shaved. It is just to fill them in, much in the way you would use an eyebrow pencil. That's not to say some people don't draw them on completely with pencil either.

# ? May 11, 2017 04:48

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Eyebrow tattoos are probably my favorite variety of bad tattoo.

# ? May 11, 2017 12:16

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.