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ambient robot posted:lol lol
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May 4, 2017 20:45
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:
You know that period of porn video history back in the 90s where highest number of gangbangs on one women was popular? Like it was 50, then 100, then 200, then 500 or then 1000 or whatever. Well that's you. But with more STD ridden juice flung around. But chin up! A republican will get an extra billboard reelection series due to the savings!
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May 4, 2017 20:46
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ambient robot posted:lol lol
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May 4, 2017 20:50
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That's absurd. Bullets are so much cheaper.
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May 4, 2017 20:50
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ambient robot posted:lol  Good.
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May 4, 2017 20:52
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Can you imagine what it's like to not give a single gently caress about another human being? Minus your billionaire friends of course. It's easy if you try
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May 4, 2017 20:53
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Can you imagine what it's like to not give a single gently caress about another human being? Minus your billionaire friends of course. Can you imagine how stupid you'd have to be to vote for someone like this? lol
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May 4, 2017 20:54
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I hope every Representative who voted for this bill dies a painful death
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May 4, 2017 20:56
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how long have you been able to use a gif as your twitter image
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May 4, 2017 20:57
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Like this lady, Representative Diane Black. I hope Diane Black gets stomach cancer
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May 4, 2017 20:58
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ambient robot posted:lol "It was kind of a moot issue if the House wasn't going to be able to pass a bill and now they have and I'm proud of them for doing it," Cornyn said. "Now it's up to us to pass a bill 51 senators can agree to." lmao
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May 4, 2017 21:00
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Polio Vax Scene posted:if I am a republican I vote yes. my constituents will admire how cunning i am, to get that raise. they will vote for me again based on this Reminder that Trump boasted about dodging federal taxes during the debate and people loved it. Clinton nearly died from an orgasm when she heard him say it, cause, lmao, get this, she thought the American people would care about it. 
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May 4, 2017 21:02
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Hammerite posted:"It was kind of a moot issue if the House wasn't going to be able to pass a bill and now they have and I'm proud of them for doing it," Cornyn said. "Now it's up to us to pass a bill 51 senators can agree to." Actual photograph of Senate Majority Whip John Cornyn: 
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May 4, 2017 21:04
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Guy Goodbody posted:I hope every Representative who voted for this bill dies a painful death Nah. They'll still have good health care
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May 4, 2017 21:05
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Nah. They'll still have good health care They can still get some kind of brain damage that leaves them retarded but they can remember what they were, so every day is just a hell of being trapped in their own damaged mind and being unable to comprehend what happened. That would be terrific
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May 4, 2017 21:06
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Nah, that would just make them Trump MKII.
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May 4, 2017 21:12
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cons: can't fit all 535
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May 4, 2017 21:21
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Lodin posted:Nah, that would just make them Trump MKII. 
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May 4, 2017 21:24
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lol Americans voted themselves poorer. Americans voted themselves poorer. AMERICANS VOTED THEMSELVES POORER. Funnier than Seinfeld on crack.
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May 4, 2017 21:30
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happyhippy posted:lol Americans voted themselves poorer. In normal countries people are jealous of the rich and want to get their money. In the US people admire the rich so much they want to give them more money so they can be even more admirable
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May 4, 2017 21:34
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Any terminally sick goons here? Can I have your computer after youre dead? I can throw a few bucks to your family after the bailiffs clean you out.
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May 4, 2017 21:44
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Blue Train posted:Death to America
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May 4, 2017 21:45
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:In normal countries people are jealous of the rich and want to get their money. "They said they were gonna help me save money so I can be rich too!"  happyhippy posted:Any terminally sick goons here? no! I'm the one who needs a gaming PC
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May 4, 2017 21:44
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It's ok to either have a retarded election system or a racist, classist populace. You just can't have both or it'll lead to too many lols
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May 4, 2017 21:52
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MAA Make America Again
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May 4, 2017 21:55
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Random person: "Death to America!" Congress: "Hold my ice cold Bud Light" Also, don't be raped or have a C-section, plebs
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May 4, 2017 22:11
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Blind Rasputin posted:And here we thought the Handmaid's Tale couldn't happen to us. Lol. here's a lol. when the book was released in 1985 several reviews called the premise unrealistic.
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May 4, 2017 22:14
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Senate is already saying no chance of it passing lmao
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May 4, 2017 22:14
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Jose posted:when i was in the states i had to ask how much getting my shoulder relocated was going to cost and they gave me no painkillers to do it then a percocet script after the fact despite my shoudler no longer hurting I had to go to the ER in Japan and they thought I was crazy for asking much the ambulance ride cost lol
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May 4, 2017 22:14
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"Hey Bob, have you read this?" "No. Why?" "It actually sucks. Besides harming people on Obamacare, it actually hurts a lot people with private insurance too. It literally says it'll be paid for by skyrocketing all plans for a couple years then hoping it will ease down after a few more. Should we pass it?" "Just write in an exemption for ourselves." "Nice."
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May 4, 2017 22:16
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ambient robot posted:lol LOL So they just pass a healthcare bill that required the president to talk to a lot of people privately, just to have the other Republicans not even vote for it? Is the house equivalent of hitting your keyboard pretending to work? Shwqa fucked around with this message at 22:23 on May 4, 2017 |
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May 4, 2017 22:16
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Crow Enthusiast posted:Here, have some quality content. 
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May 4, 2017 22:17
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Polio Vax Scene posted:wait it passed? sorry guys im not able to lol any more. i had a preexisting condition. this isnt funny any more Is it polio? Sorry about your impending bankruptcy followed by death.
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May 4, 2017 22:19
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Shwqa posted:Is the house equivalent of hitting your keyboardoard pretending to work? Yeah lol
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May 4, 2017 22:18
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"Why did you vote for bill?" "They made fun of us and we need a win to feel better"
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May 4, 2017 22:19
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well I didn't support accelerationism but I guess congress decided to anyways so gently caress it
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May 4, 2017 22:19
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Trump got pretty worked up about this whole thing, do you think he knows it still has to go to the Senate or is he setting up a mission accomplished banner somewhere
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May 4, 2017 22:25
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Trump got pretty worked up about this whole thing, do you think he knows it still has to go to the Senate or is he setting up a mission accomplished banner somewhere They were drinking loving Bud Light the second it passed, I guarantee he calls this "the greatest accomplishment of any president ever" within a day.
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May 4, 2017 22:28
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The accelerationists never told me it would be this funny lol
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