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tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Was this a joke or a "hey check out my sick shirt"?

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Was this a joke or a "hey check out my sick shirt"?

I'm almost certain it was the latter

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
hang all nobles

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Is he short or does that cape just make him look short

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Maybe both?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

This is the one I was thinking of. drat, for some reason I thought it was a dragon. Must be the :350:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It can be whatever you want it to be!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Like any of you are less goony

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Just a little bit less.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Do you have a moment to discuss our Lord and Savior, Smartwool?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
pretty hosed up to mock a cancer survivor you guys



























































:kiddo:

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

I miss Martello.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



RichieHimself posted:

I miss Martello.

Too bad he had to be honest and post something about his stupid commander's ruck that destroyed his feet.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Mustang posted:

hang all nobles

wasnt he a warrant?

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Are Warrants to be hanged with nobles? Or do they get a pass?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Warrants never bother anybody and are the ones to be spared. Hang nobles, gently caress enlisted. Warrants? I never got anything but help from warrants.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Vahakyla posted:

Are Warrants to be hanged with nobles? Or do they get a pass?

We'd never be able to find them.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



spacetoaster posted:

We'd never be able to find them.

The e4 mafia will ensure that their benefactors remain unharmed.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
My sole experiences with chief have seen one step outside a building, sans hat, with coffee mug in hand, see a single solitary cloud in the sky and say "nup, not flying today"

That and seeing the elusive CW5 in a pair hanging out at Yongsan looking like they enjoy life.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Warrants are really just E4s at heart that took their sham shield and made a career out of it. They should be spared the purge.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

spacetoaster posted:

We'd never be able to find them.

False. Check the nearest Starbucks off post.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

psydude posted:

False. Check the nearest Starbucks off post.

Anyone who wanted to actually avoid army people would never go there. :colbert:

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



I don't know why people think it's so hard to find warrants, outside of being in a branch that doesn't have many (or any at all) of them.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

DoktorLoken posted:

I don't know why people think it's so hard to find warrants, outside of being in a branch that doesn't have many (or any at all) of them.

They're all at the battalion or above, with the majority​ at the brigade or above. Exceptions are obviously aviation and watercraft.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



And there is plenty of Army outside of being in an infantry BN or BCT headquarters. Signal, MI, whatever other weird branches have a fuckload of warrants. BCT MICOs have several warrant officers for example.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
And the band.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
maintainer warrants work long hours, or at least the ones around here do

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Warrants are everywhere, man. I talked to three W5s today. Then again, some branches authorize like 3 per unit, soooo...

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I hear CW5s get to have beards and smoke weed

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

tastefully arranged labia posted:

I hear CW5s get to have beards and smoke weed

Also ran into a CW5 who retired not long ago. Total beard to where I didn't recognize him. Didn't seem stoned, though.

Vets/retirees seem to all go through either a beard phase, a wicked flow phase, or both.

Don't trust the retiree who still has a high and tight and is clean shaven.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Don't trust anyone who has a high and tight

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

not caring here posted:

Don't trust anyone who has a high and tight

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnB5E6YIwxc

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

mlmp08 posted:

I talked to three W5s today.

"Wow, that's an old rear end 1st Lieutenant!"

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Oh my God I have a new motor pool prank for newbies.

"Did you test the pull start? It didn't work? Go tell maintenance to fix the pull starter!"

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
God I sure am glad this online mandatory training has a man read me the loving risk assessment of sitting at a computer and clicking these slides and poo poo while I watch the news.

They forgot to factor in self harm though.

E: of course muting the guy and using closed captions means if you advance before slow talker McGee gets done, you get no credit :negative:

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 21:09 on May 5, 2017

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

mlmp08 posted:

God I sure am glad this online mandatory training has a man read me the loving risk assessment of sitting at a computer and clicking these slides and poo poo while I watch the news.

They forgot to factor in self harm though.

E: of course muting the guy and using closed captions means if you advance before slow talker McGee gets done, you get no credit :negative:

If you listen to SFC Jones, and live the Army values, you won't get in a car wreck. :colbert:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I know this violates the distance learning ethics agreement but oh man, I dunno if the picture of a cat or the social security card is the item I should secure before leaving my desk :ohdear:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

mlmp08 posted:

I know this violates the distance learning ethics agreement but oh man, I dunno if the picture of a cat or the social security card is the item I should secure before leaving my desk :ohdear:

Do the online courses from home and have your 8 year old do it. It's all at his level and he'll probably like it (not really).

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

spacetoaster posted:

If you listen to SFC Jones, and live the Army values, you won't get in a car wreck. :colbert:

fuuck good ol sFC Jones

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