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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I do agree with the general sentiment here and prefer Pic and text LPs. That said i'd still absolutely watch it if you did do the VLP.

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terrenblade
Oct 29, 2012
If you do it, I'll find a way to watch.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Grey Hunter posted:


What do you guys think?

I'd be down. RTS lends a little more to video than turn based stuff. I'd also be down for another video turn here in WitP.

OpenlyEvilJello
Dec 28, 2009

4 May 1943

Italian torpedo boat Perseo, sunk east of Kelibia, Tunisia by gunfire of British destroyers Nubian, Petard, and Paladin while escorting an ammunition freighter, which exploded.

wukkar
Nov 27, 2009
Did the Italian navy sink goddamn anything that wasn't Italian?

Serpentis
May 31, 2011

Well, if I really HAVE to shoot you in the bollocks to shut you up, then I guess I'll need to, post-haste, for everyone else's sake.

wukkar posted:

Did the Italian navy sink goddamn anything that wasn't Italian?

I have a vague recollection of them blowing up a German transport once or twice?

Bozart
Oct 28, 2006

Give me the finger.

wukkar posted:

Did the Italian navy sink goddamn anything that wasn't Italian?

Technically they sunk a few british mines?

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




As I recall, the Italian Navy was mostly too busy overloading their warships with supplies for the North African front and charging them through the British gauntlet under heavy fire to sink much of anything.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
Guys, guys, let's be fair. They occasionally sank a few obsolete Royal Navy light cruisers in exchange for getting their entire battleship fleet sunk or crippled in drydock for the entire war.

HannibalBarca fucked around with this message at 21:40 on May 4, 2017

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

wukkar posted:

Did the Italian navy sink goddamn anything that wasn't Italian?

Their underwater commandos were actually really good and at their height managed to sink/disable two British battleships.

Ceebees
Nov 2, 2011

I'm intentionally being as verbose as possible in negotiations for my own amusement.

McGavin posted:

:same: Also, a few YouTube LP superstars have really annoying voices. Having said that, I could listen to Research Indicates for hours. :allears:

Did he do something lately that I missed?

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

McGavin posted:

:same: Also, a few YouTube LP superstars have really annoying voices. Having said that, I could listen to Research Indicates for hours. :allears:

Why did you have to remind me of that unfinished Crimson Skies LP? The world needs more RI and crazy planes.

OpenlyEvilJello
Dec 28, 2009

wukkar posted:

Did the Italian navy sink goddamn anything that wasn't Italian?

The RN and its sister navies lost some 126 ships in the Mediterranean over the course of the war, more than a third of their total losses. The book I'm using doesn't conveniently tabulate who killed them, but I'm guessing Italians accounted for quite a few. Much of the reason the Italians keep popping up in my posts is, as Gnoman alluded to, the missions they're forced to undertake. Consider the state of the ground war right now: On Sunday, British troops will take Tunis. By the following Saturday, the remainder of German and Italian forces in North Africa will surrender. Italy's navy is those forces' only lifeline, whether to deliver supplies or evacuate troops, and while the Mediterranean is narrow, Malta is conveniently placed to interdict that line and the Allies enjoy air superiority. It's a tough time for the Regia Marina.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
i never really paid attention to what the hell the Italians were doing in ww2, but considering how suicidal and stupid Barbarossa and Japan's idea to fight the USA were, i'm going to guess that Italy in North Africa was either the dumbest loving thing possible, or in an upset, actually the most reasonable Axis plan out of three very stupid ones.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Italy in North Africa could have been kind of reasonable given a few changes to the scope conditions.

1. Iachino and Campioni drown in bathtubs or die at an early age. RM leadership was atrocious. Campioni was too cautious and Iachino was an idiot.
2. Domenico Cavagnari trips on a high-technology rock and dies. Italian radar technology was potentially world leading in the mid 1930s, but Cavagnari halted development. This made the RM a fair-weather force only. I suppose some deficiencies could have been made up for by heavy emphasis on night fighting a la IJN, but the Gufo installed on capital ships with trained technicians in 1939 would make a big difference.
3. The Italians don't declare war with approximately 1/3 of their total merchant tonnage at pier in Allied ports.
4. The Italians take the war seriously and don't view it as a "take a few thousand casualties and show up at the negotiating table" - I think this, plus too much Mahan, led them to be very strategically cautious in the naval area.
5. Plan for amphibious assault operations and expand parachutist training earlier. The Italians actually had fairly decent capabilities in terms of parachute infantry, but not enough on hand early.

Once the war is under way:
1. Plan for and immediately hit Malta with seaborne and airborne assault.
2. Push quickly for the Suez and commit more troops - once you get across, the situation in the Med becomes a lot easier. Once a lot of African, Indian, ANZ, etc troops start showing up things get pretty tough.
3. Ignore Greece and Yugoslavia for a while.
4. Get the Germans to come to the party from the beginning.

edit: forgot a really good one: begin prospecting for oil in Libya early. Build a strategic petroleum reserve.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR fucked around with this message at 13:48 on May 5, 2017

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

The Italians are the smartest Axis power, though.

They figured out they should surrender in 1943.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

wukkar posted:

Did the Italian navy sink goddamn anything that wasn't Italian?

HMS Valiant, HMS Queen Elizabeth, HMS York.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Italian Fascist leaders were hilariously stupid and inept. Their entire political standpoint was "WE'RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD" and they convinced themselves of it, to the point where they were blind to Italy's shortfalls (especially regarding the military) and never considered that going to war might not be the best idea.

Which makes modern Italian neo-fascism especially hilarious since it's advertised as "when He was in charge the trains ran on time" (i.e.: things were better under fascism) while the reality is that Italy became a great power after WWI, but thanks to fascism it wasn't a great power anymore by the time WWII rolled around. I don't think fascist Italy even had any major military victories against other modern, well-armed countries (i.e.: not Ethiopia, for example).


Source: I'm Italian.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
I'm going to go for Tunis '43, but as you guys want a SS LP, it will be put back until after To End All Wars ends.

I've picked the game up now though, to commit myself.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
There's a To End All Wars LP?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Just want to chime in that although I don't post in here really, I read every update, and would also read Tunis. Thanks for doing these, Grey!

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

gradenko_2000 posted:

There's a To End All Wars LP?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3814695

Yes, I'm playing as the central powers in an all out attack on Russia, and its going about as well as you would expect!

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets






Someone decided we didn't lose enough planes yesterday and orders a suicide run.



We get a small measure of revenge.



Then a bit more.







I push back one of the few remaining units in China.



The Chinese react by advancing a division into machine gun fire.







This is why I'm moving troops out of China – what resistance is left is a pittance, and I think I can score more points with the troops elsewhere. I just need to clear a rail line and then ship them south.

Decoy Badger
May 16, 2009
(Western) Australia's going to be speaking Japanese soon! Can't wait!

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

I think any Grog game where a human played Italy would have to have them accomplish wildly ahistorical objectives. Reason being that a human doing literally anything would be better than what the Italians did during WW2. The Italians contributed a lot of manpower to the Axis cause but beyond that they were an enromous drag on German military resources.

Night10194 posted:

The Italians are the smartest Axis power, though.

They figured out they should surrender in 1943.


The smartest fascist power was Spain. Franco rides Axis military help to total victory over the astonishingly incompetent Soviet backed Republicans. Then, when Hitler demands he go to war, Franco makes enough half hearted gestures to avoid getting invaded by either side.

The real question is who was the absolute dumbest? Romania, for continuing the war after her entire army was wiped out at Stalingrad? Japan, for trying to bleed the Americans to some kind of truce, despite the Americans virtually being totes ok with airborne genocide? The Soviet Union and Stalin, for literally believing that the entire intelligence network of the KGB saying "The Germans are going to invade" was a cleverly designed and executed British plot?

TheDemon
Dec 11, 2006

...on the plus side I'm feeling much more angry now than I expected so this totally helps me get in character.
Italy is one of my favorite powers in Hearts of Iron 4 because I can usually conquer France and Germany by 1939, and sometimes Britain too. Not really a real grog game though.

Hell, Operation Leone Marino is more realistic than the German Sea Lion. At least the Italian fleet and transports exist!

Dawncloack
Nov 26, 2007
ECKS DEE!
Nap Ghost

A White Guy posted:

The smartest fascist power was Spain. Franco rides Axis military help to total victory over the astonishingly incompetent Soviet backed Republicans. Then, when Hitler demands he go to war, Franco makes enough half hearted gestures to avoid getting invaded by either side.

I dunno, Paul Preston argues in his biography of Franco that Franco really wanted to enter into the war, but that the kind of material and support he asked from Hitler made the Germans go "LOL NO".

And the Republican side was mighty incompetent but let's be frank, it was a competition to see who was dumber.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
It's definitely Romania, they joined the Axis and were immediately carved up by other Axis minors.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

It's definitely Romania, they joined the Axis and were immediately carved up by other Axis minors.

Isn't it even better, they joined the Axis AFTER Germany made them give up Transylvania and Dobrudja?

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Actually its America we could have stopped the Cold War if only we listened to Patton and smashed the Russians. :911:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Jack2142 posted:

Actually its America we could have stopped the Trump if only we listened to Patton and didn't vote for cheeto hitler

FTFY?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
What was Republican Spain's problem in the war? Was it just that they were composed of lots of different factions, including anarchists and whatnot who were prone to decentralization? Or was it more that Germany was able to provide the Nationalists with more direct support than they were getting from the USSR and volunteer groups?

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

Flavius Belisarius posted:

What was Republican Spain's problem in the war? Was it just that they were composed of lots of different factions, including anarchists and whatnot who were prone to decentralization? Or was it more that Germany was able to provide the Nationalists with more direct support than they were getting from the USSR and volunteer groups?

It was about half and half. They might have been able to overcome the infighting if their foes weren't being constantly supplied and aided by the fascists (while the western democracies stayed studiously neutral); and they might have been able to overcome (or at least delay their defeat at the hands of) the fascist interventions if they hadn't been subsumed by infighting and recriminations among the various factions.

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Flavius Belisarius posted:

What was Republican Spain's problem in the war? Was it just that they were composed of lots of different factions, including anarchists and whatnot who were prone to decentralization? Or was it more that Germany was able to provide the Nationalists with more direct support than they were getting from the USSR and volunteer groups?

Yes

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A whole bunch of European governments were heavily opposed to the whole "communism" thing and didn't want to assist the left-leaning types.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Not to mention the NKVD running around slaughtering leading and capable communists willy nilly because they didn't follow Moscows line to the T.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

the soviets were also actively discouraging revolutionary tendencies in spain, not only limited to the anarchists but encompassing even straight-up orthodox communists

stalin was very much not eager to be seen by the world as someone who was going to try to undermine their governments and sponsor revolutions all over the shop

stalin was a dick

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

The Americans were supplying oil to Franco as well as intelligence on shipments to republican Spain so they could be attacked.

RA Rx
Mar 24, 2016

People always see Republican Spain as a victim, but they threw an overnight revolution upon winning their election, running around and killing burgoise.

I'm not saying either side were good guys, they were both a few steps short of open conflict before the election, with the extreme on each side running assassinations, but the Communists were militarily dominant on the Republican side, and while the war saw mass executions on both sides the Fascists, burgoise, Catholics and Monarchist could legitimately claim self defense.
In any normal situation I'd go with the moderate Republicans, but

And what kind of idiots celebrate a victory by going amok anyway.

Also, Franco (who I would consider to have been mostly in the Catholic faction) legit protected Jews, to a greater degree than even the​ Vatican (which had less oppertunity) and Yugoslavia.

RA Rx fucked around with this message at 08:57 on May 6, 2017

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Pinback
Jul 22, 2012

I've been having real awful dreams about giant apocalyptic machinery
just mowing us all down...

RA Rx posted:

People always see Republican Spain as a victim, but they threw an overnight revolution upon winning their election, running around and killing burgoise.

I'm not saying either side were good guys, they were both a few steps short of open conflict before the election, with the extreme on each side running assassinations, but the Communists were militarily dominant on the Republican side, and while the war saw mass executions on both sides the Fascists, burgoise, Catholics and Monarchist could legitimately claim self defense.
In any normal situation I'd go with the moderate Republicans, but

And what kind of idiots celebrate a victory by going amok anyway.

Also, Franco (who I would consider to have been mostly in the Catholic faction) legit protected Jews, to a greater degree than even the​ Vatican (which had less oppertunity) and Yugoslavia.

Hahaha of all the things you're going to go "both sides are bad" on the Spanish Civil War? Goons.txt

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