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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/860477328882905089

# ? May 5, 2017 13:55

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# ? May 27, 2024 04:09

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Mirthless posted:

....oh what in the gently caress

she's a white house aide???

I like the subtle train reference, tacitly acknowledging that they're nazis.

# ? May 5, 2017 13:54

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Mirthless posted:

there are hundreds of thousands (millions?) of young people on social security and medicare dude

the same system that sustains the elderly sustains the disabled

lol

# ? May 5, 2017 13:54

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Zikan posted:

TRUMP

I keep wanting to say "Why didn't anyone stop him?" but then I remembered he's the president of the united states :cripes:

Sir Tonk posted:

lol

you can laugh about it if you want but social security is the only broad safety net the country has

try not to be such a libertarian

# ? May 5, 2017 13:55

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

# ? May 5, 2017 13:57

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/860477328882905089

uh...what's Phase 2?

# ? May 5, 2017 13:57

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/simonmaloy/status/860478069290786816

# ? May 5, 2017 13:57

The Puppet Master: Apr 9, 2005; Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/860477328882905089

what's phase 2?

# ? May 5, 2017 13:58

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Chokes McGee posted:

God loving dammit turdfuzz this is the reason bananas are going extinct

# ? May 5, 2017 13:57

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

The Puppet Master posted:

what's phase 2?

not much, what's phase 2 with you?

# ? May 5, 2017 13:58

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/860462490676801537

whoops

# ? May 5, 2017 13:58

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Turdfuzz posted:

its fucken nuts that apes can learn sign language n poo poo n we can literally have lil mini convos w/ em jfc thats crazy

I watched a gorilla once fascinated with someone flipping a hat up and down for their amusement very clearly ask the dude for it with sign language

I mean he was probably going to look at it for a little bit and then cram it in his mouth but still

# ? May 5, 2017 13:58

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

phase 2 is coming and it's gonna be great

# ? May 5, 2017 13:59

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

# ? May 5, 2017 13:59

Sandweed: Sep 7, 2006; All your friends are me.

The Puppet Master posted:

what's phase 2?

Bannon calls it "The great culling" idk, I'm sure it's gonna be just great.

# ? May 5, 2017 13:59

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

phase 2 is mass preventable death isn't it? lol

# ? May 5, 2017 14:02

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

The Puppet Master posted:

what's phase 2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGCaACqy1Ro

it is every citizen's final duty to go into the vats

# ? May 5, 2017 14:01

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

phase 3: profit

# ? May 5, 2017 14:03

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/AP/status/860479455332114432

# ? May 5, 2017 14:04

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Phase 2 is harvesting organs from immigrants for the rich. You get one citizenship per donor immigrant. Oh and free Oxy for the Trumpers. Yuge truck loads of Oxy.

# ? May 5, 2017 14:02

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/860462490676801537

whoops

electing representatives to pass poo poo that will specifically kill their own states COOL

# ? May 5, 2017 14:03

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/860479885566980096

CUCKED

# ? May 5, 2017 14:05

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

That DICK! posted:

phase 3: profit

phase 4: ???
phase 5: america is great again

# ? May 5, 2017 14:04

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/860329848027451392

# ? May 5, 2017 14:05

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/860479885566980096

CUCKED

That's our Donald, always doing the right thing!

# ? May 5, 2017 14:05

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/860329848027451392

someone please explain what the gently caress this means.

# ? May 5, 2017 14:05

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Baloogan posted:

not much, what's phase 2 with you?

# ? May 5, 2017 14:05

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

someone please explain what the gently caress this means.

no!

# ? May 5, 2017 14:06

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/not_pepsi/status/859631826004058114

quote:

Q: Why is Coke better than Pepsi?

A: Hi! Thanks for getting in touch.

The answer to this question depends on the personal world view of the person asking the question. While 60.2% of Southern Californians prefer the taste of Pepsi over Coke in blind taste tests, if somebody was, say, a white supremacist, Coke might be considered 'better' than Pepsi due to Pepsi's progressive marketing in America during the 1940's.

In 1947, for example, Pepsi marketing director Walter Mack hired Edward F. Boyd to lead a twelve-man marketing team. They came up with advertising portraying black Americans in a positive light (as opposed to the racist caricatures prominent at the time), such as one with a smiling mother holding a six pack of Pepsi while her son (a young Ron Brown, who grew up to be Secretary of Commerce) reaches up for one. Another ad campaign, titled "Leaders in Their Fields", profiled twenty prominent African Americans such as Nobel Peace Prize winner Ralph Bunche and photographer Gordon Parks.

Boyd also led a sales team composed entirely of black employees around the country to promote Pepsi. It was able to use racism as a selling point, attacking Coke's reluctance to hire black workers and support by the chairman of Coke for segregationist Governor of Georgia Herman Talmadge. As a result, Pepsi's market share as compared to Coke's shot up dramatically in the 1950s with African American soft-drink consumers three times more likely to purchase Pepsi over Coke. After the sales team visited Chicago, Pepsi's share in the city overtook that of Coke for the first time.

Additionally, Coke may be considered 'better' than Pepsi in the eyes of a Nazi sympathizer, as the drink Fanta originated as a result of difficulties importing Coca-Cola syrup into Nazi Germany during World War II due to a trade embargo. To circumvent this, Max Keith, the head of Coca-Cola Deutschland during the war, decided to create a new product for the German market, using only ingredients available in Germany at the time, including whey and apple pomace.

The plant was effectively cut off from Coca-Cola headquarters during the war. After the war, the Coca-Cola corporation regained control of the plant, formula, and the trademarks to the new Fanta product (as well as the plant profits made during the war).

We feel Pepsi is The Best Drink Created Worldwide, but understand everybody has their own personal taste, so if you're on the fence, we recommend taking the New Pepsi Challenge today and deciding for yourself!

Just remember 'Nothing Else Is A Pepsi'

Live for Now.

We hope this helps.

# ? May 5, 2017 14:07

Rubber Tucky: Oct 14, 2004; Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

ok which one of you did this?

# ? May 5, 2017 14:06

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

someone please explain what the gently caress this means.

explained the legislative process to trump like 100x until 10% of it finally stuck.

also showed him school house rock videos. so now trump sowoke

# ? May 5, 2017 14:06

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Baloogan posted:

phase 4: ???
phase 5: america is great again

in which phase do i get some slacks

# ? May 5, 2017 14:08

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

someone please explain what the gently caress this means.

Nothing, like everything else

# ? May 5, 2017 14:09

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

mormonpartyboat posted:

in which phase do i get some slacks

i bought some nice new pants and they make me look sharp as gently caress

# ? May 5, 2017 14:09

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

someone please explain what the gently caress this means.

to me it sounds like meadows is the reason Trump keeps going all in on HFC insanity

no clue really, though

# ? May 5, 2017 14:08

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

or is it the slacks?

im just now realizing i dont know if its just one pair or a livable set

# ? May 5, 2017 14:10

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

What's everyone doing for cinco de mayo I'm going to have some steak quesadilla from a real drat nice mexican place by work

# ? May 5, 2017 14:08

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

MariusLecter posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/choo_ek/status/860214653405679617

This thread made me physically sick to my stomach. Goddamn the GOP to hell.

# ? May 5, 2017 14:09

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

my favourite part of all this is I'm pretty sure trump thinks he actually just made a law and will spend the next few months screaming at advisers about where the bill is so he can sign it

# ? May 5, 2017 14:10

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Rubber Tucky posted:

ok which one of you did this?

# ? May 5, 2017 14:11

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