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Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010


gently caress I forgot. Sorry guys.

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

No spicey today as he's on reserve duty, so we're all stuck with Mike Huckabee's daughter, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders.

Nope.

Isn't he a PR officer? They should just make him do a press conference in uniform and count that

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
gently caress she suuuuuucks

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
One day the FBI is going to raid the Huckabee compound and find a bunch of gnawed-on human femurs & mutant dogs n' poo poo.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/860479885566980096

:downs:

:lol:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

just work out of the white house you fat gently caress

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I was reading yesterday that Trump cannot stand Camp David.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

cowboy elvis posted:

I was reading yesterday that Trump cannot stand Camp David.

Trump is the ultimate city slicker. Golf is probably the only time he is ever not standing on pavement

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Working in Donnie's press office has to be enraging.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/860576174170415106

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 20:29 on May 5, 2017

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010


Does he... is he..... ...did we elect the first retarded president?

Dubya wasn't even that bad was he?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/860431958660325376

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

gently caress she suuuuuucks

St.Huckabee of the deep desires more manflesh

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i want Jeb!'s guac today

lol no i don't and i think avocado worship is retarded

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

When you click the tweet because you think it's photoshopped but the all the links work

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

KildarX posted:

Does he... is he..... ...did we elect the first retarded president?

Dubya wasn't even that bad was he?

No he wasn't, and yes you did.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Jesus loving Moses how difficult is it to find an Army Secretary? :cripes:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/860583099377307655

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/860584656789483522

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:01 on May 5, 2017

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Hexyflexy posted:

No he wasn't, and yes you did.

Yeah but bush didn't have twitter, did he? It seems like all the past presidents had something of a filter on them. Granted trump is trump, but I wonder what it would have been like with bush tweeting things.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

sex swing from IKEA posted:

Yeah but bush didn't have twitter, did he? It seems like all the past presidents had something of a filter on them. Granted trump is trump, but I wonder what it would have been like with bush tweeting things.

Bush would have had someone from PR do his tweets they would be his insane ramblings at 3 AM

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
tweeted sounds of W choking on Pretzels as Darth Cheney breathes through his respirator mask

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Oh so he's overqualified

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

bird food bathtub posted:

Sure would be neat to get out of the darkest timeline for a bit, because while it sounds fiddly and lawyery and stupid, this is really dangerous territory for Trump. This is the stuff that ended up loving over Nixon. Investigating Whitewater was the start, but stonewalling the opposition, refusing to hand stuff over and firing special prosecutors is what got a whole bunch of people to turn on him.

So let's hope Trump is as incompetent and megalomaniacal as he appears to be and drags this out for years, crippling his own administration and miring the entire party in controversy for years.

Well he's claimed to want to be a Nixonian presence, lets hope that includes being discharged from office (hopefully on his first term)

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

facialimpediment posted:

Jesus loving Moses how difficult is it to find an Army Secretary? :cripes:


Sen. Lindsey Graham posted:

I don't know. He's denied some of these comments. He's a military officer, he's a doctor who was involved in the raid to capture Saddam Hussein, so he has a fine military record. I know him casually. This is why we have hearings. I want to make sure he's the right man to lead the Army.

I'm reading between the lines, and from the fact that he's defending himself with articles from some site called christianfighterpilot.com. It seems like he is such a raging rear end in a top hat no one wants to work with him. Which is a real achievement these days.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

Ceiling fan posted:

I'm reading between the lines, and from the fact that he's defending himself with articles from some site called christianfighterpilot.com. It seems like he is such a raging rear end in a top hat no one wants to work with him. Which is a real achievement these days.

That sounds like the most insufferable website in existence.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
If Lindsay Graham thinks you're a bad person, you're a really lovely person. If Lindsey Graham is defending you, you're still a lovely person.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

cowboy elvis posted:

I was reading yesterday that Trump cannot stand Camp David.

To be fair neither did the Obamas, I'm not sure about W, but the last president I think spent extensive time at Camp David was HW Bush or Clinton.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Ceiling fan posted:

I'm reading between the lines, and from the fact that he's defending himself with articles from some site called christianfighterpilot.com. It seems like he is such a raging rear end in a top hat no one wants to work with him. Which is a real achievement these days.
I forgot about Christian Fighter Pilot. Last time I think I thought about him was trying to raz Slip into defending the guy's stupid bullshit.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nystral posted:

To be fair neither did the Obamas, I'm not sure about W, but the last president I think spent extensive time at Camp David was HW Bush or Clinton.

W spent almost all his vacations at his ranch in texas.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 00:18 on May 6, 2017

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/332132-fcc-probing-colberts-trump-putin-joke

FCC is investigating Colbert for his Trump comments.

Snowflakes.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Oh hey, the macron campaign in France just got hacked and posted on pastebin two days before the election and right before the mandatory campaign cutoff. So now there's a ton of hacked emails out there and his campaign can't respond to them.

Oh, and they mixed fake emails in with the real ones too.

Funny how that happens.

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/860617198716555268

https://twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/860624629899157506

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

Oh hey, the macron campaign in France just got hacked and posted on pastebin two days before the election and right before the mandatory campaign cutoff. So now there's a ton of hacked emails out there and his campaign can't respond to them.

Oh, and they mixed fake emails in with the real ones too.

Funny how that happens.

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/860617198716555268

https://twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/860624629899157506

loving Russia, no way it wasn't them.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF0cGt5-69k

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

Oh hey, the macron campaign in France just got hacked and posted on pastebin two days before the election and right before the mandatory campaign cutoff. So now there's a ton of hacked emails out there and his campaign can't respond to them.

Oh, and they mixed fake emails in with the real ones too.

Funny how that happens.

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/860617198716555268

https://twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/860624629899157506

Rip EU

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Mais ses emails!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I'm ready for open war on the loving ruskies.

Goddamn.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





I look forward to the emailless 2020 campaign driven by inter office memos.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

KildarX posted:

Does he... is he..... ...did we elect the first retarded president?

Dubya wasn't even that bad was he?

W had stupid policies, but at least he knew what they were.

E: Also, Bush's public image is largely a result of his own success at presenting a carefully honed aw shucks beer-shareable persona crafted by Karl Rove. Look at any of his appearances while he was running for lower office and it is immediately apparent that he is a sharp, erudite, ivy-educated blue blood easterner.

https://youtu.be/k0yvLneDHpA

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 00:38 on May 6, 2017

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Nephzinho posted:

I look forward to the emailless 2020 campaign driven by inter office memos.

Sales of Big Chief tablets go up 1000000000%. Furnaces to burn it all make global warming worse.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

facialimpediment posted:

Oh hey, the macron campaign in France just got hacked and posted on pastebin two days before the election and right before the mandatory campaign cutoff. So now there's a ton of hacked emails out there and his campaign can't respond to them.

Oh, and they mixed fake emails in with the real ones too.

Funny how that happens.

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/860617198716555268

https://twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/860624629899157506

French about to prove they're just as dumb as we are.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
ahahahahah wikileaks knows that they don't have poo poo (I haven't seen anything incriminating in hours) so they're blaming 4chan for it

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/860676897176465409

nice try, comrades

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Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Opiates are a pretty serious problem.

Let's stop fighting them!!!

quote:

On Friday, Politico's Dan Diamond reported that the White House will gut funding for the Office of National Drug Control Policy, the executive branch agency coordinating efforts to fight the opioid epidemic that has swept through rural areas of America over the last few years.

Diamond reports that Trump's proposed 2018 budget would slash funding for the office by 95 percent, drastically cutting staff and eliminating a program that helps communities fight addiction at the local level.


The war on drugs is a yuge success, the biggliest. Winningest even, tremendous. Wow.

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