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Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

JFairfax posted:

I don't want an ex soldier running the country
It's one less angle to hit him with. He's hard, he's down to earth, he's not some Islington fairyboy or pig-loving Eton degenerate. Loads of people eat that stuff up.

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

Ordinarily I would agree but I'm not aware of him having any particularly militarist tendencies and an ex soldier could be preferable to non-soldiers who are very keen on making lots more ex (dead) soldiers in interventionist wars.

Yeah, there's two ways ex-soldiers can go - authoritarian hard-right lunatic or pacifist, socially-conscious lefty. He seems to be the latter variety.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Darth Walrus posted:

Yeah, there's two ways ex-soldiers can go - authoritarian hard-right lunatic or pacifist, socially-conscious lefty. He seems to be the latter variety.

Yes yes, only two possible outcomes.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hoops posted:

It's one less angle to hit him with. He's hard, he's down to earth, he's not some Islington fairyboy or pig-loving Eton degenerate. Loads of people eat that stuff up.

Though, uh, I would hope that does not become a substantial advertising point because if you're advertising that you're already making things worse.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

There's as many kinds of soldier as there are kinds of people, a soldier is just a worker with a rifle.

Troops, on the other hand...

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Darth Walrus posted:

Yeah, there's two ways ex-soldiers can go - authoritarian hard-right lunatic or pacifist, socially-conscious lefty. He seems to be the latter variety.

He did say this and that.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

Hoops posted:

Describes himself as "a proud socialist"
Used to be in the army
Nominated Corbyn for leadership but isn't seen as one of "his guys"
Very Pro-Remain
Used to be a journalist so can work the lefty and centrist papers
Black but not too black

Seems like he's on to a winner. How tall is he?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ical-dunce.html

quote:

A former BBC boss last night demanded an apology from a Labour MP who claimed he was denied the chance to be a BBC presenter because of ‘racism’.

Tim Bishop, former head of BBC East, spoke out after Norwich Labour MP Clive Lewis said an unnamed manager at BBC East, where Lewis worked as a journalist for ten years, had kept him off screen for ‘racist’ reasons.

Mr Bishop said he believed he was the manager Mr Lewis was referring to – and insisted that the allegation was totally false. Moreover, Mr Bishop said he fired Mr Lewis as a political reporter because he failed a basic political general knowledge test – and he made no effort to get a job as a presenter.

Another BBC insider said when Mr Lewis was invited to present a weekend political programme, he overslept – missing part of the broadcast – and was not asked again.

If I remember correctly that knowledge test was something like "name the MP of the area you are supposed to be the political reporter for".

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Apparently he was TA not regular. ie a big fat goony COD fan who just wanted to shoot muslims on the weekend, and not a proper hard army man.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Trident I don't entirely count as militarist because it's not like you can actually use it to invade people. It's stupid, but it's stupid in a different way and kind of a non-issue kind of stupid as well in a lot of ways.

As to the other part, ehhh, he is correct in that you can't realistically have a military where you tell people to go and shoot guns in urban environments and then complain when civilians get shot even if people followed the rules set out by the army.

You could question why the hell the army is there in the first place, or whether the rules are good enough, or whether the concept of armed intervention is justifiable at all, but specifically going after soldiers who are following the rules of engagement is a rather misplaced way to attack the use of military force.

dispatch_async posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ical-dunce.html


If I remember correctly that knowledge test was something like "name the MP of the area you are supposed to be the political reporter for".

"I recognize myself as being someone who people think is racist but I am not racist so you need to apologize for me outing myself as a racist-appearing person." is a loving weird position to take.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 20:04 on May 5, 2017

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Tortuga posted:

Apparently he was TA not regular. ie a big fat goony COD fan who just wanted to shoot muslims on the weekend, and not a proper hard army man.

Mmm keep going I'm almost there

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

who you call big fat goon, i have over 10k confirmed kills on call of duty u idiot

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

OwlFancier posted:

Trident I don't entirely count as militarist because it's not like you can actually use it to invade people. It's stupid, but it's stupid in a different way and kind of a non-issue kind of stupid as well in a lot of ways.

As to the other part, ehhh, he is correct in that you can't realistically have a military where you tell people to go and shoot guns in urban environments and then complain when civilians get shot even if people followed the rules set out by the army.

You could question why the hell the army is there in the first place, or whether the rules are good enough, or whether the concept of armed intervention is justifiable at all, but specifically going after soldiers who are following the rules of engagement is a rather misplaced way to attack the use of military force.

It's more of a time-and-place positioning on the Labour pacifist spectrum. Note the dates.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Blair's position is apparently "no investigations ever britane troops always right" whereas Lewis does state that investigations are fine but that they should be the end of the matter if the person is cleared.

And given that it's, well, loving Blair who might have a reason to dislike the idea of people investigating war crimes, he's a loving twat while Lewis is, even if I don't entirely agree with him, apparently capable of putting a bit of thought into his responses which is a rather rare thing nowadays.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
I feel like you are perhaps too charitable here - it reads like a politician politicking to me

which is not, you know, in itself bad

this is not the first time that we've disagreed over how honestly politicians hold a belief, I note

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Some politicians, when they politick, sound like idiots. Lewis, and Corbyn, don't.

It could be that they're all simply lying and I wouldn't really have a way of knowing but as I don't exist in a state of perpetual paralysis because of the inherent unknowability of the nature of the world around me, I'm OK with voting for someone because they, unlike a lot of their peers, do not appear to be an idiot.

It could be argued that if a thing consistently produces positions that can pass for intelligent, the thing itself, is passably intelligent.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 20:18 on May 5, 2017

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
Who's a younger more vibrant socialist that can replace Jeza? Or does Labour have to go back to being neoliberal warmongers again?

edit: \/\/\/ sorry, I'm tired and didn't read all the above posts.

Lewis sounds really good but not too enthusiastic for a leadership spot.

breadshaped fucked around with this message at 20:24 on May 5, 2017

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

We're currently talking about one.

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Bedshaped posted:

Who's a younger more vibrant socialist that can replace Jeza? Or does Labour have to go back to being neoliberal warmongers again?


Uh, this dude covers covers both bases and some

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


mediadave posted:

Blue Labour was Ed Miliband's lot


EDIT: Removed needless curse word. Passions are running high.

David Miliband's lot, not Ed Miliband.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Lewis fails one test, which is being a woman. What do people think about Long-Bailey?

I thought she did well on Question Time yesterday, she follows the current line on Brexit, and she's more likely to gain automatic support from the Corbyn clan of MPs. I'd probably vote for her over Lewis if it came to a head-to-head.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Genuinely don't know anything about her, would be nice to have two possible options.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Looks weak. Head's too small.

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

OwlFancier posted:

Genuinely don't know anything about her, would be nice to have two possible options.

My housemate works for her. She's nice. And she's pretty left wing.

I don't know if people would accept her as a leader because she's not shouty and in your face though. And doesn't have a deep voice.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Taear posted:

The idea of Libdem or Green voters making the Tories their second preference absolutely baffles me. It's like saying "I'll vote for Die Linke or I'll vote for the Nazis", it just doesn't make sense.

It does make sense. LibDem support collapsed after they went into coalition with the Tories. The remaining rump is obviously going to be those most comfy with conservatism. The Greens slumped after Corbyn got elected and there was suddenly a left party with a better chance of winning seats. Their remaining support is likely to be those most comfy with conservatism. Obviously the need to vote tactically is a countervailing factor in some cases, but not a huge one, as the continuing poor LibDem performance shows.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Taear posted:

I don't know if people would accept her as a leader because she's not shouty and in your face though. And doesn't have a deep voice.

I was listening to Emily Thornberry on the radio the other day and realised she has an incredibly good voice. Seriously, it's like velvet dipped in chocolate.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

jabby posted:

Lewis fails one test, which is being a woman. What do people think about Long-Bailey?

I thought she did well on Question Time yesterday, she follows the current line on Brexit, and she's more likely to gain automatic support from the Corbyn clan of MPs. I'd probably vote for her over Lewis if it came to a head-to-head.

Same, although it'd be interesting to see what they both had to say. Certainly would give them both a chance.

Also results have come in for Nottinghamshire County Council elections: -1.9% for Labour, -1.6% for Lib Dems but over +12% for the Tories. Yikes.

Also the council is no overall control the Tories as the biggest party, but there are a bunch of ultra-right brexiteer independents who will basically vote with the Tories on everything. Buckle up everyone!

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Hoops posted:

Looks weak. Head's too small.

Having a small head is both attractive and desirable in some cultures

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Taear posted:

And doesn't have a deep voice.

I don't think I want to vote for... the knock off Steve Jobs woman who runs the nonsense blood testing company in America. Elizabeth something.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Hoops posted:

Looks weak. Head's too small.

That's not very nice.

I like the look of that Barry Gardiners. He is very good at speaking and doing politics. He also has a strange, enigmatic intensity about him like you wonder if he might be a wizard.

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

jabby posted:

I was listening to Emily Thornberry on the radio the other day and realised she has an incredibly good voice. Seriously, it's like velvet dipped in chocolate.

She's from London though.

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I would be grateful for info/opinions/dirt on any of these apart from Cooper and Umunna really.



edit: This is the odds for the next Labour leader, not just a list of random unknown people.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Christ, imagine a Cooper-led Labour party against May. Continual one-upping on who's tougher on crime until we're all in leg irons.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yvette Cooper and Tim Farron are blurring together in my head so I keep picturing some weird amalgamation of them.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Lewis' defining features policy wise at the minute are being strongly pro-remain (or at least anti-brexit) and one of the most vocal and active voices in labour talking about electoral pacts and the "progressive alliance"

I think the second bit will probably wound him in a leadership bid

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

It's going to come down to another test of wills after the election. People like Cooper and even Stephen Kinnock have been accused of setting themselves up for leadership bids, and the majority of the PLP would be happiest if left-wing candidates could be excluded from the ballot altogether. A lot will depend on the composition of the party afterwards, including whether any of them are fed up enough of Corbyn they're willing to nominate his successor to allow him to resign.

EDIT: Keir Starmer would be a disaster IMO. Without wishing any offense to the man he's got less charisma than Ed did.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/829398278278086657

Clive seems like a bit of a numpty to me, not saying that wouldn't be a massive improvement though.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Tortuga posted:

edit: This is the odds for the next Labour leader, not just a list of random unknown people.

Are you sure

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Tortuga posted:

I would be grateful for info/opinions/dirt on any of these apart from Cooper and Umunna really.



edit: This is the odds for the next Labour leader, not just a list of random unknown people.

Where is Tony?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


kustomkarkommando posted:

Lewis' defining features policy wise at the minute are being strongly pro-remain (or at least anti-brexit) and one of the most vocal and active voices in labour talking about electoral pacts and the "progressive alliance"

I think the second bit will probably wound him in a leadership bid

At this point Labour need to get over themselves & accept a progressive alliance/popular front arrangement with the Liberals, Greens & aye, even the Scottish & Welsh nats, with a manifesto commitment for electoral reform. Because STV or the like is the only thing that will counteract the big advantage Tories will get from the boundary redraw next year. Personally I think that's a big positive for Lewis.

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/829398278278086657

Clive seems like a bit of a numpty to me, not saying that wouldn't be a massive improvement though.

OK, you don't think Clive Lewis is up to it, who would you choose, if you had the deciding vote in a contest to replace Jeremy Corbyn? Ignoring that we've no idea what big names are going to get beaten in June. You need someone who can unite the PLP and yet still win over the membership. Who is a better candidate?

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/860584704248041472

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