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Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Jordan7hm posted:

This is actually a really interesting move.

Shipachev has good numbers, and we've seen that the higher end guys can come over to the NHL and contribute meaningfully. He's probably better than most of the players Vegas will pick up in the expansion draft anyway. On Shipachev's end he gets to play in the NHL, in Vegas, with relatively little commitment since it's just a 2 year deal.

I'm not really aware of how they roll their lines in SKA Saint Petersburg but my one concern would be if he's just a product of playing with Kovalchuk. Shipachev has played for the national team plenty of times so I'm not suggesting he's a bum or anything, but I don't think he'll be anything like Radulov was coming over this year.

Jamwad Hilder fucked around with this message at 13:21 on May 5, 2017

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Captain Internet posted:

Legitimately, the only Sequoia I've ever known was a black women.

Sequoia's not super rare for Native kids, but for girls.

JoelJoel posted:

Lotta cane waving going on itt.

Most of those children don't like their names either.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
My wife is an administrator at a super exclusive obnoxious private school. The hallways of said school are lined with cubby/locker things for each student. Each cubby has the name of the student above it. Walking down the hallways of said school saying these names aloud is one of my favorite things, especially if done in the presence of my wife.

Kayleetee
Brydin
Nils
Felix
Macks
Mcteighleigh
Declan
Declan
Declan
Oak
Declan
Elivia

...and so on.

That draft list is actually pretty obsolete when it comes to stupid names, if you want to be really amused you need to see a class list from a preschool.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Vegas updated their lines with the signing:

https://twitter.com/GoldenKnights/status/860321853205655552

Guy is going to be a one-man wrecking crew. (Relevant: is it "Guy" or "Gee"?)

xzzy posted:

Parents that insist on trying to give their child a completely unique name on a planet with 7.5 billion people deserve endless ridicule.

Especially when their grand plan is nothing more than adding vowels to make the spelling different without actually changing the pronunciation. Congratufuckinglations on condemning your crotch fruit to spell out their name to every single person they meet.

BUT IT'S UNIQUE AND I WANT MY KID TO BE UNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE that poo poo. :ramsay:

Thufir posted:

Kaeden
Kaedyn
Kaedehn
Kaedenn
Kaed-N
Caydin
Cayden
Caydyn
Caydehn
Caydenn
Cayd-N
Caedin
Caeden
Caedyn
Caedehn
Caedenn
Caed-N
K-din
K-den
K-dyn
K-dehn
K-denn
K-d-N
Caidin
Caden
Kaden
Caiden
Caidyn
Caidehn
Caidenn
Caid-N
Khaedin
Khaeden
Khaedyn
Khaedehn
Khaedenn
Khaed-N

I was gonna say, god drat, Caden and Brayden are really loving popular names. Brayden is at least somewhat common, Caden has Millennial stink all over it.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqCGTkV5wg

Carlin would've just walked on stage and shot himself seeing A Typical Goon's list.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Sounds like Ryan Spooner is probably gonna get traded, and the most likely destinations are Vancouver, Vegas, or New Jersey. He'd be a good fit on any of those teams I think, but hopefully Sweeney trades him to Vancouver because he has the best chance of ripping them off.

Jamwad Hilder fucked around with this message at 15:07 on May 5, 2017

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Brayden Schenn is alright

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I didn't include this quote in my last post but I feel as though there needs to be a draft list of first names proposed before myself and my hopefully future wife if I get into that position someday do the nasty in hopes of procreating and if most any of ^those^ appear, we're gonna have to have a talk.

e- https://twitter.com/AdamZHerman/status/860228285980172289

That's it, my hope for humanity is gone.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 15:10 on May 5, 2017

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

CBJSprague24 posted:

Guy is going to be a one-man wrecking crew. (Relevant: is it "Guy" or "Gee"?)

Depends. Is he French-Canadian?

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
I miss Red Wings hockey

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Sounds like Ryan Spooner is probably gonna get traded, and the most likely destinations are Vancouver, Vegas, or New Jersey. He'd be a good fit on any of those teams I think, but hopefully Sweeney trades him to Vancouver because he has the best chance of ripping them off.

Should be trading Krejci.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Aphrodite posted:

Should be trading Krejci.

I mean yeah, but good luck getting someone to take that contract

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
My 4 year old kid is in a class with 20 other kids. Here are some of the names off the top of my head:

Jayden x2
Kayden x2
Aiden
Braden
Grady
Owen
Oliver
Xavier

Other than Grady and one of the Kaydens these are all Asian kids. I barf in my mouth every time I see these names on the sign in sheet. LIke who is going to be the bully in this group? These are all names of kids who get beat up, not of kids who administer beatings.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Aiden/Aidan/Aedan doesn't really belong with the Jaydens and Kaydens etc. It's an old historic name.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Owen a Oliver are pretty normal names? Even Grady and Xavier aren't crazy just a bit odd

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Jim Benning is going to trade a 2nd round draft pick for Ryan Spooner to fill the "age gap" he created by trading 2nd round draft picks for Ryan Spooners.

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
Working as a sub for the school division in Winnipeg I see a loooot of interesting names. I don't think i should post any of the cooler ones, don't want to doxx any kids...

Plenty of x-aiydens though.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

heeheex2 posted:

Working as a sub for the school division in Winnipeg I see a loooot of interesting names. I don't think i should post any of the cooler ones, don't want to doxx any kids...

Plenty of x-aiydens though.

Posting random first names with no connection to actual people isn't doxxing

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Wayne Gretzky (ours, not the other one) is a prophet https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3506614&userid=122025

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

ThinkTank posted:

Jim Benning is going to trade a 2nd round draft pick for Ryan Spooner to fill the "age gap" he created by trading 2nd round draft picks for Ryan Spooners.

Getting a 40-50 point center for a second round pick would be a steal

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Kalenn Istarion posted:

Posting random first names with no connection to actual people isn't doxxing

iunno, pretty sure there is one Kaydynn in all of Winnipeg.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Actually its good if those kids names are posted and they are doxxed because then we can have an objective test for how special of a snowflake they are.

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
Obviously I'm not talking about names like keygan, I mean actual unique names

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013


..is a fairly common Scandinavian name.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Gaudreau just got Matt Cooked on a late hit vs Germany. I think he's OK though.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av
My son's baseball team had 4 Liam's on it.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Kalenn Istarion posted:

My son's baseball team had 4 Liam's on it.

Any of their parents named Nee?

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Kalenn Istarion posted:

My son's baseball team had 4 Liam's on it.

What the hell, how is anybody supposed to tell them apart? Clearly they should be re-named to Liam, Lyam, Leeam and Leeyahm. :colbert:

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
Complaining about names being different from the ones you grew up with is a good sign that you are getting old.

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Getting a 40-50 point center for a second round pick would be a steal

I mean... you can sign 40-50pt guys who are all offence in the offseason for free. Hell, they're even pretty cheap (Gagner, Versteeg).

I like Spooner though and think he has some real upside so in this case you're probably right.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jordan7hm posted:

Complaining about names being different from the ones you grew up with is a good sign that you are getting old.

They're the same names, they're just spelled horrifically.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Gagner is talented but I think there was more going on in negotiations than anybody let on (see: don maloney making GBS threads on him)

Boedker went for 4x4 which looks terrible now

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
https://twitter.com/StevenEllisNHL/...-192552205.html

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Jordan7hm posted:

Complaining about names being different from the ones you grew up with is a good sign that you are getting old.

generally the most popular boys names are pretty consistent going back decades and decades. I think each generation or so has its oddities but John is still a go to for a poo poo ton of people!

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


Gudas on the label means winning's off the table

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Kalenn Istarion posted:

My son's baseball team had 4 Liam's on it.

How many Noel's?


I'm not sure Gudas even knew who he was punching. He saw a guy out of the corner of his eye and punched him for the hell of it. While Guess was talking to a ref. Its like that scene where Hulk punches Thor

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



People's names actually have meaning and historical context which create a shared culture. Then you get a generation that traded culture for empty consumerism giving their children made up bullshit names because of their own narcissism. They're also all really singsongy and twee. It's not just different, it's different for a lovely reason.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Personal names have always been arbitrary and thinking any are worth preserving is a waste of time. Names are a function of culture at a specific time and not some sort of sacred label. It's why your parents didn't probably name you Ernie, Chip, Gladys, or Elanor despite them being common during your grandparent's age. I don't care if a kid's name is spelled Krz in place of Cruise as long as the kid I say Cruise to responds. If he wants to change it's spelling in the future is his prerogative. If it's a clerical thing to worry about, that's what copy/paste is for.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Stretch Marx posted:

Personal names have always been arbitrary and thinking any are worth preserving is a waste of time. Names are a function of culture at a specific time and not some sort of sacred label.

So what you're saying is that we live in a terrible world.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
I normally oppose ~special~ names because the kids afflicted by them will get beat up in school, but if every kid has a dumb name then it's all right, I suppose.

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Heliogabalos
Apr 16, 2017
you can still key in codes for the cheapest of item (for example, celery instead of organic whatever) and no one pays any attention and it saves me a fuckton of money on organic produce
how realistic is the possibility of trading Tanev? It seems like a really stupid idea from any perspective but it keeps coming up in discussion.

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