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i have stared at every word for centuries. they have no meaning anymore, but the individual letters still contain power. there are few beasts i have yet to conquer. use the letters in the monsters name (once per appearance please, we're not a necroanagramancer) all this wizard wants to do is rest, but there are three monsters left that need to be dealt with. make a spell from the letters of their name, explain how it works, and we can get through this. (ex: I cast GABBER on the BUGBEAR and he dances franticly 'til dawn while i make my escape) ---------------------------------------------------- the first monster you face is the BEHOLDER what spell do you cast? They Might Be fucked around with this message at 16:32 on May 5, 2017 |
# ? May 5, 2017 16:29 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 09:00 |
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i cast HOLD BEER and while the beholder is holdin my beer i sneak away
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# ? May 5, 2017 16:32 |
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I cast HER BE OLD and this vibrant young beholder is suddenly an old lady beholder in need of a lot of cataract surgery.
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# ? May 5, 2017 16:42 |
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I cast ROBEHED by putting a robe on my head to make me look like a much more competent wizard who knows powerful and deadly spells. the beholder quails and floats away crying.
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# ? May 5, 2017 16:41 |
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I cast BEHOLD, ER, and give the beholder a one way trip to a very impressive emergency room.
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:00 |
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i cast BEHOLDER to summon my own beholder, op
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:03 |
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little munchkin posted:i cast BEHOLDER to summon my own beholder, op mods pls ban
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:08 |
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little munchkin posted:i cast BEHOLDER to summon my own beholder, op good idea! now that you're fighting two beholders you have twice as many letters to use
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:10 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:good idea! now that you're fighting two beholders you have twice as many letters to use oh god my thread is ruined. it needs more rules...
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:13 |
I cast HEOELRDB and confuse it to death. | |
# ? May 5, 2017 18:15 |
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I cast BRO LED HE and ask my friend to call off his pet Beholder. If that doesn't work I cast HERB LODE and the Beholder starts excitedly mining from the dank weed vein. |
# ? May 5, 2017 18:40 |
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I go to my friend's place and borrow HE LED ORB, enabling me to cast electronic light spells |
# ? May 5, 2017 18:51 |
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I cast BLEED HOR, causing him to gush blood and feel slut shamed at the same time.
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:59 |
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an ANAGRAMANCER? no no no, i'm an ARCANE RAG MAN
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# ? May 5, 2017 19:05 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:an ANAGRAMANCER? no no no, i'm an ARCANE RAG MAN it took a while to absorb ANGER MAN, he holds most of the other personalities in check |
# ? May 5, 2017 19:12 |
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I roll a 1 and accidentally cast HERO BLED. Avenge me... |
# ? May 5, 2017 22:18 |
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I cast HOLE BRED and gently caress the beholder's mom
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# ? May 5, 2017 23:07 |
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While I'm loving its mom, I cast LO, BE HERD and it turns into a bunch of sheep
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# ? May 5, 2017 23:08 |
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I, a French wizard, cast LE HED ROB and steal the beholder's thoughts, gaining a +10 advantage since i know its next move. I then strike with my stale baguette pike |
# ? May 5, 2017 23:47 |
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I cast OLDE HERB and smoke him out A LOVELY LAD fucked around with this message at 23:50 on May 5, 2017 |
# ? May 5, 2017 23:48 |
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I cast BOLDER EH and summon an unusually assertive Canadian to my aid. |
# ? May 6, 2017 00:04 |
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I cast HE LOB RED and throw red paint all over the beholder's new fur coat, the murdering fuckhead
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# ? May 6, 2017 00:21 |
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it's a good thing spells are super slow. I'll shop up the best spell tomorrow mornin and give ol ANAGRAMANCER his dark middle chapter of opponents (2 of 3) They Might Be fucked around with this message at 05:30 on May 6, 2017
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# ? May 6, 2017 05:22 |
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They Might Be posted:it's a good thing spells are super slow. I'm casting anyway I cast REBEL HO, a toothless 23-year-old girl in a Confederate flag bikini appears and gives him chlamydia |
# ? May 6, 2017 06:16 |
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titties posted:I'm casting anyway if the ANAGRAMANCER had a boss his name would have a b, an o, and at least one s in it i like your MAN RAGE |
# ? May 6, 2017 06:23 |
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gently caress, i never finished high school He was still REBEL HO'D, though, idgaf |
# ? May 6, 2017 06:38 |
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They Might Be posted:it's a good thing spells are super slow. Uh I don't think you realize that you've committed yourself to a constant flow of early-access updates for the foreseeable future. You can't cap this firehose of comedy. ---------------- |
# ? May 6, 2017 07:48 |
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Op casts GABBER on the BUGBEAR, who reverses the spell with a casual "no u" |
# ? May 6, 2017 15:49 |
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Thinking quickly, the ANAGRAMANCER casts HOLD BEER on the beast. It smiles.
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# ? May 6, 2017 16:29 |
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Eager to press his advantage, and not thinking very clearly, he shouts HEOELRDB! Its has no effect. The Beholder grimaces.
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# ? May 6, 2017 16:30 |
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Sensing victory is close at hand, you come up with a dank combo on the fly. OLDE HERB! HERB LODE!
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# ? May 6, 2017 16:39 |
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Let's see what this beast is thinking-- LE HED ROB. A wave of paranoia washes over you, you're pretty sure you might be dieing. That herb looked pretty olde, maybe it was too olde? Your tongue feels pretty big in your mouth. Snapping back to your normal mindset, you know just the thing to end this conflict. BOLDER EH.
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# ? May 6, 2017 16:52 |
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You savor the beautiful scenery of Jasper National Park in the stoic company of your Canadian friend for a few moments, when you are suddenly overcome by a horrid smell and terrible shrieking. It's your next foe, the COCKATRICE
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# ? May 6, 2017 17:09 |
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lol |
# ? May 6, 2017 17:39 |
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I cast CAT COCKIER and a frenzy of fierce felines flocks to the fray. |
# ? May 6, 2017 17:40 |
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I cast RICE AT COCK it's not a spell just hoping this bag of delicious rice distracts him while I run away
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# ? May 6, 2017 17:39 |
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I bedazzle with CAT ROCK ICE. The beast flaunts it's feline-studded diamond coat. |
# ? May 6, 2017 17:55 |
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First I apply ICE TO CRACK, soothing his hemorrhoids and causing him to drop his guard. Then I give him a COCA TICKER. He goes into dangerous blow-induced tachycardia. |
# ? May 6, 2017 18:31 |
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I cast C.C. ORC A TIKE, using my email account to summon a cheeky young orc to my aid.
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# ? May 6, 2017 18:49 |
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I cast TIC OCK RACE, banishing the demon to an eternal hell-quest pursuing the missing two letters.
Moose_Knuck fucked around with this message at 18:53 on May 6, 2017 |
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