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What school has plate glass windows? Outside of the one in this guy's hallucinations.
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ElGroucho posted:"My family has a unique mutation, all the men have monster dongs that all the ladies can't resist" Eww.
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May 5, 2017 12:17
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I have Foxdie and I drank some bone-hurting juice but I'm all right because of all the nanomachines in my bones also I threw Big Boss out the window but he thanked me later.
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May 5, 2017 12:49
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We age 30% slower, which is why I didn't hit puberty until 21 and have this massive Napoleon complex
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May 5, 2017 13:12
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:We age 30% slower, which is why I didn't hit puberty until 21 and have this massive Napoleon complex Good point 
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May 5, 2017 15:11
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My bones and skin are made of graphene, pink graphene, not the sexist graphene
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May 5, 2017 15:15
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Jerry Cotton posted:Eww. Wait, how monstrous are we talking here?
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May 6, 2017 06:24
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Tiny Brontosaurus account spotted.
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May 6, 2017 14:14
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drat, those are some good arguments.
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May 6, 2017 14:53
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Can't be a health nut if nothing is insane Checkmate
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May 6, 2017 16:36
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Bad language in what i guess is suppose to be a book report or movie review?SO WACKY
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May 6, 2017 22:26
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http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Edwin_Epps
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May 6, 2017 22:30
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Khazar-khum posted:What school has plate glass windows? Outside of the one in this guy's hallucinations. I had a friend in college who got in some weird accident at his school involving falling through a plate glass window and sued the pants off of them because it wasn't that standard kind you normally have seen for the past like, 40 years with all the reinforcing grid inside it to keep from having that kind of painful accident. So they do exist, they just shouldn't.
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May 6, 2017 22:52
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Just in that small excerpt, there are many more problems than just unacceptable language for an "academic" paper. Also LOL at and professor who is like, "well there are many reasons to dog this paper, but I agree with him on an arbitrary thing that almost anyone would agree with, so thus he gets a pass because I am a bad teacher." The worst part is all the bias and opinions in it, which don't belong in there.
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May 6, 2017 23:20
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I feel like that I might have believed it as a teacher's attempt to encourage what seems to be a pretty bad student but any teacher who can't be bothered to write out "because" can suck a duck.
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May 7, 2017 00:27
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I would've made fun of this being a high school paper for the terrible writing. The I figured out it was supposed to be college level in the STDH universe and I'm embarrassed for the actual writer.
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May 7, 2017 01:11
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I would have drawn a vomiting smiley next to the misspelled names of the lead characters. Informal language never bothered me, but sheer bone-laziness filled me with hate and bile. That said, looks like a C- paper to me at worst. College students aren't good at writing.
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May 7, 2017 02:46
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It might be a TA who doesn't give a gently caress but it didn't happen so
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May 7, 2017 02:45
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"Unlike the benevolent slave owner William Ford, Epps was a vicious, pitiless and despicable monstrosity who gave not just Caucasians, but all humans a bad name."
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May 7, 2017 03:56
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AlbieQuirky posted:I would have drawn a vomiting smiley next to the misspelled names of the lead characters. Informal language never bothered me, but sheer bone-laziness filled me with hate and bile. Especially since it happens so many times. Soloman? Really? C- is extremely generous imho. It reads just like a plot summary that wouldn't even be acceptable for something as low-level as wikipedia.
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May 7, 2017 04:29
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Lecturers are really really loath to fail students or let them withdraw from units because it reflects badly on them as a teacher. Unless you're in law/medicine or attending a really nice school you have to actively try to fail classes. A lecturer who doesn't want to get knocked down to casual pay next semester might give a first year paper like this a P- before going home and drinking the pain away, but they certainly wouldn't write "lol  " and tell the idiot who wrote the paper that they're a critical analysis genius.
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May 7, 2017 05:52
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Uh that paper grading is about as believable as the grading of those portrait drawings of Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer Also the handwriting is too neat for a teacher. Teachers handwriting is typically somewhere between "Doctor's prescription" and "possibly hieroglyphics"
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May 7, 2017 14:09
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I guess at least they didn't rely on the standard "circle all the funny parts and then write SEE ME underlined at the bottom" stdh cliche.
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May 7, 2017 14:23
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kimbo305 posted:Wait, how monstrous are we talking here? fangs and claws and fire breath
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Baron Corbyn posted:"Unlike the benevolent slave owner William Ford, Epps was a vicious, pitiless and despicable monstrosity who gave not just Caucasians, but all humans a bad name." Epps is a "Complete Monster" like Emperor Palpitine and has lots in common with Judge Claud Frollo! Christ, this has to be some kind of TV Tropes thing.
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May 7, 2017 23:58
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Don't know if this is up here but...
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Postal Parcel posted:Don't know if this is up here but... My Life as a Teenage Moonlighting Victim
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May 8, 2017 05:54
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Is drinking lattes by the shot a thing? Anyway someone is clearly watching way too many romantic comedies. In reality the manager would chew her out for wasting time chatting with a customer and leaving the register when there's a line.
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May 8, 2017 05:59
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Anyway someone is clearly watching way too many romantic comedies. In reality the manager would chew her out for wasting time chatting with a customer and leaving the register when there's a line. I'm by no means an expert on romantic comedies but isn't that what managers in them do as well?
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May 8, 2017 06:07
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Verisimilidude posted:My Life as a Teenage Moonlighting Victim "Moonlighting" means working a second job at night. "Gaslighting" might be the abuse tactic you're thinking of.
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May 8, 2017 06:07
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Pththya-lyi posted:"Moonlighting" means working a second job at night. "Gaslighting" might be the abuse tactic you're thinking of. No he fell victim to the hit comedy series starring "Totally Not Trying To Be The Next Bill Murray" Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd
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May 8, 2017 06:09
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Jerry Cotton posted:I'm by no means an expert on romantic comedies but isn't that what managers in them do as well? It depends whether the manager is the bad guy keeping them apart or the weird guy who has had a crush on her since highschool, or the pseudo-father-role protective type, or whatever other stupid cliche.
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May 8, 2017 06:11
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She shouldn't have followed him as he has terrible tastes in coffee related beverages
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May 8, 2017 08:11
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It starts out believable up to around 'blushing customer', becomes increasingly far-fetched and unrealistic, appearing to culminate with the classic ultimate stdh 'and everyone applauded', before finally reaching its zenith with the singularly ridiculous 'free shots of latte for everyone' - and putting aside how much that didn't happen, the only way that even makes sense is if it's meant to be milk. An exquisite stdh.
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May 8, 2017 08:39
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And that café manager was Albert Einstein
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May 8, 2017 09:05
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drat, a lot of not always right/working/whatever stories get a bit boring and rote but this one was the good poo poo.
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Has this ever happened to you? When you see an attractive stranger, you just try to win their affection with money. Works for me every time, actually.
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