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Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

sage advice for the french electorate

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Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015

LinYutang posted:

Well at least now the French and British don't get to lord over the Americans how enlightened they think they are

Yer all crypto fascists waiting for the right moment

The cheeto still won and got more votes than Le Pen will get in the runoffs.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Fallen Hamprince posted:

the (((rothschilds)))

i think the banker part is more important

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
I'm the people who insist all critique of high finance is antisemitic who sometimes manage to find an actual jew rather than a gentile whose name can be twisted into sounding vaguely jewish like the Rockefellers.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


l'argent ou le vote ethnique

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Excelzior posted:

l'argent ou le vote ethnique

nice

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Wait so were there any email or is just the existence of email the problem?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i read on info wars dot com that macron was gay and one of his buddies bought ecstacy using bitcoin. le pens gonna win.

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

Well I certainly do like money more than nazis

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 206 days!

whomupclicklike posted:

Well I certainly do like money more than nazis

Racial purity doesn't pay the rent.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

pretty much

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



why do they use a dollar sign and not a euro sign

are they saying that macron is controlled by the (((americans)))

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Bip Roberts posted:

Wait so were there any email or is just the existence of email the problem?

there were emails and they were a bunch of loving nothing

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


short but honest

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



macron was revealed to have said that the bottle of american champagne he got from obama was "not that bad"

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
it's like they never understood why hillarys emails worked as a freak out tactic in the first place

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 206 days!

Shear Modulus posted:

macron was revealed to have said that the bottle of american champagne he got from obama was "not that bad"

Honestly, without being fluent in French and seeing the original, I would assume he was damning it with devastatingly witty faint praise.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Hodgepodge posted:

Honestly, without being fluent in French and seeing the original, I would assume he was damning it with devastatingly witty faint praise.

The real danger is accidentally calling Californian Bubbling Wine "champagne" which would immediately drop him to 0 in the polls.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



macron's youtube history was leaked and he was revealed to have watched every kenan thompson "everyday french with pierre escargot" video at least 20 times

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i just voted, now begins the wait

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Kurtofan posted:

i just voted, now begins the wait
oh poo poo u talked during the blackout.

now u go 2 french election jail #kurtofangate

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i didnt say i voted for macron so i'm safe

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Shear Modulus posted:

why do they use a dollar sign and not a euro sign

are they saying that macron is controlled by the (((americans)))
the french left has a strong anti-american streak

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

the french left has a strong anti-american streak

good

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i didn't say it was bad!

i am blasé about it

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 07:47 on May 7, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the french far right also has a strong anti-american streak

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



french october surprise: in hacked emails, macron revealed to have traded away tony parker in his 2013 fantasy basketball league

Shear Modulus has issued a correction as of 07:51 on May 7, 2017

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Kurtofan posted:

i voted for macron
:prepop:

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

the french left has a strong anti-american streak

Bunch of ingrates.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



LE SCOOP: hacked chat log shows macron quoting racist anti-french movie monty python and the holy grail

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Office Pig posted:

it's like they never understood why hillarys emails worked as a freak out tactic in the first place

it worked because american voters are loving idiots

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Shear Modulus posted:

LE SCOOP: hacked chat log shows macron quoting racist anti-french movie monty python and the holy grail
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/860742086450176001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY

Joke also works (better) for Brexit negotiations.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
le pen is le winning

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i know she isn't :(

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
If you're french and won't vote for macron post itt so i can update my spreadsheet.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

hakimashou posted:

Bunch of ingrates.

they wanted the soviets to liberate paris

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Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

OH gently caress I FORGOT! TODAY IS THE ELECTION! :suicide:

We should be expecting results around noontime EST, right?

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