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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

The Great Autismo! posted:

shabu shabu is a style of hot pot



but shabu shabu is actually good

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Dr.Radical posted:

This is kind of confusing though because it seems like they're using "nabe" and "shabu shabu" interchangeably. As someone said above, nabe is more like a stew where you eat everything including the broth, shabu shabu is more like the Chinese hot pot where you dip stuff in to cook and then eat it. Any way, I agree with the guy who would go with angry goma.

In Korea you usually eat the whole shabu shabu. Also it's always vaguely Vietnamese, I don't know why. You get spring roll wrappers and stuff.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Not a fan of Hot Pots. Boiling food is the dad jokes of food. Throw things in, pretend you can cook, soak item in soy sauce since it has no flavour.

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.

oohhboy posted:

Not a fan of Hot Pots. Boiling food is the dad jokes of food. Throw things in, pretend you can cook, soak item in soy sauce since it has no flavour.

oohhboy.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

nickmeister posted:

Whenever I try to talk to someone here about ancient civilizations that aren't China, their eyes glaze over. Or when I point out that people eat rice all over the world quite frequently, when they recover from the shock of this revelation say, "But... they don't eat rice every meal, right? :smug:"

This makes me want to tell Koreans about the Columbian Exchange re: peppers.

I mean, you could mess with some Chinese minds with that, too (I've done so); but I think it would be more profound with Koreans.

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.

hey oohhboy, boil me up a five piece suit

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
If I want something hot and hearty on a cold day, I'll have soondubu-jjigae.

Wizchine fucked around with this message at 04:56 on May 7, 2017

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

nickmeister posted:


Can you share any stories? Was there trouble with communication or did they not even have that excuse to try and get rid of you?

I had incredible back pain for one month. I went to 3 different doctors before one said it was a stress fracture in my vertebrae. The previous doctors had given me the equivalent of "take a rest" and see if it gets better, after numerous X-rays.

I had a sinus infection and has been given amoxacillin for it, which it turns out, hey, I'm allergic. Can't blame that doctor because I didn't know. But I can blame the other doctors when I went to the ER wondering what the hell was going on, told them my story, and their answer was "hmm, we don't know, why don't you go to the better hospital in town?"

I had a roommate who had appendicitis and was told to just drink tea, by an loving ER doctor. She almost died.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

oohhboy posted:

Not a fan of Hot Pots. Boiling food is the dad jokes of food. Throw things in, pretend you can cook, soak item in soy sauce since it has no flavour.

Agreed.


GoutPatrol posted:

I had incredible back pain for one month. I went to 3 different doctors before one said it was a stress fracture in my vertebrae. The previous doctors had given me the equivalent of "take a rest" and see if it gets better, after numerous X-rays.

I had a sinus infection and has been given amoxacillin for it, which it turns out, hey, I'm allergic. Can't blame that doctor because I didn't know. But I can blame the other doctors when I went to the ER wondering what the hell was going on, told them my story, and their answer was "hmm, we don't know, why don't you go to the better hospital in town?"

I had a roommate who had appendicitis and was told to just drink tea, by an loving ER doctor. She almost died.

Yeesh, that's scary. Do you think the first two doctors or merely incompetent, or did they simply not want to be bothered with treating the laowai's injured back?

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

oohhboy posted:

Not a fan of Hot Pots. Boiling food is the dad jokes of food. Throw things in, pretend you can cook, soak item in soy sauce since it has no flavour.

Hey you should post some pics of your five piece suit

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

GoutPatrol posted:

I had incredible back pain for one month. I went to 3 different doctors before one said it was a stress fracture in my vertebrae. The previous doctors had given me the equivalent of "take a rest" and see if it gets better, after numerous X-rays.

I had a sinus infection and has been given amoxacillin for it, which it turns out, hey, I'm allergic. Can't blame that doctor because I didn't know. But I can blame the other doctors when I went to the ER wondering what the hell was going on, told them my story, and their answer was "hmm, we don't know, why don't you go to the better hospital in town?"

I had a roommate who had appendicitis and was told to just drink tea, by an loving ER doctor. She almost died.

I had a dislocated joint once during the second year I was in China and set it myself rather than go to the hospital.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
even simple procedures can be a real ymmv experience. here's a nurse that can't draw blood

https://my.mixtape.moe/snhejk.mp4

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

I've also had that experience here during my yearly free physical. Last month there were 3 different nurses who couldn't loving do it, even though I've done it there for the past 3 years.

I would say my experiences are a mixture of foreigner avoidance and incompetence. I didn't tell the story about the dentist spending an hour to get a wisdom tooth out, though I believe I told it here before. And they also hosed up the local.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Did the doctor know it was appendicitis?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


At uni I was on a corridor with a bunchload of Singaporeans for some unknown reason. There was also a mainland girl on a Chinese Gvt scholarship who took over the International Students Association (because of course) and a Hong Kong girl who would only hang out with other canto people behind her closed door being really loud until the small hours every drat night, and also sometimes had obnoxiously loud sex so you had to bang on the wall (lol pun) to get her to shut up. Mainland girl socialised with us, honkytonk girl actively avoided us.

Anyway to get to the point, we did da bin lo in rice cookers with the lids open for chinese new year and it kicked rear end. Hot pot is about the company you share it with.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

GoutPatrol posted:

I didn't tell the story about the dentist spending an hour to get a wisdom tooth out, though I believe I told it here before. And they also hosed up the local.

Are you my wife?

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

mikerock posted:

This restaurant used to be at Victoria and Kingsway in Vancouver:



What the gently caress? It's gone now? I loved that place :qq:

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

VideoTapir posted:

This makes me want to tell Koreans about the Columbian Exchange re: peppers.

I mean, you could mess with some Chinese minds with that, too (I've done so); but I think it would be more profound with Koreans.

Let me save you some time, because I have done this experiment a lot. The reactions are basically the 5 stages of grief, with "anger" lasting 5 times as long and "pouting" replacing "acceptance"

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

simplefish posted:

Anyway to get to the point, we did da bin lo in rice cookers with the lids open for chinese new year and it kicked rear end. Hot pot is about the company you share it with.

Sharing actually tasty food with company is even better

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Look i got all argued out about food in an old thread, so imma just say your tastes are up to you and if they're bad thats your burden to bear, not mine to lift

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...f287_story.html

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
So it is Sunday here. I worked from like 11am yesterday until 9pm, then took a 3 hour walk so I wouldn't have to sit anymore. My brain wouldn't shut up and I fell asleep at about 6am, waking at 10:30am. I am still working now, because I won't get a weekend due to some stuff I need to finish, and I am in the crankiest mood ever. Like, even the most basic stuff is pissing me off, and my eyes are bloodshot and tired, and the last thing I want to do is sit here. If I try, I will finish it at about 5pm, and then I can go out. I was invited to dinner, but then the person that invited me was invited to a late lunch, so now she's too full to eat even though she's trying to claim that's not true.

I want to take a walk, buy some lovely food outside, eat it, and continue walking while listening to whatever I have. In any other country I would have no problem with this plan, but because even on a good day outside in China I want to slap people, I don't know how I would react today. It's Sunday, which is the worst day to do anything. I don't want to stay inside, and I can't because I need to buy food. Even the supermarket is too much of a headache regularly.

China, I got no mood for your bullshit today.

I am going lay on the floor, smear grape jam on my neck, and try to make my hamster slit my throat very, very slowly.


And -
VIRGIN UPDATE:
She's been claiming up and down she's not a virgin. I asked her to tell me her first time. She refused. I said she's not helping her case. It took a while, but she said it.

Her: "He was from India."
Me: "Nope. I don't believe this already. Try harder."
Her: "Really. I met him and he said he liked me and pushed me to have sex soon."
Me: LOL
Her: "It is true! I liked him and he was handsome, but later when I saw his personality I didn't like him."
Me: "So how did you have sex then?"
Her: "He really wanted."
Me: "And?..."
Her: "He wanted sex too much."
Me: "I am starting to believe you..."
Her: "The night I lost my virginity, he made us have sex three times."
Me: "Ok, I believe you now."

If I had not lived in India, and was not refreshed by the Indian guys on Facebook thread, I would still be skeptical.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

caberham posted:

What the gently caress? It's gone now? I loved that place :qq:

:sympathy: It will be okay, you still have the Ironwood Burger King...

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Haier I know you don't meet goons as a matter of course but when you are about to skip china and never come back, come for a curry and beer in HK. You'll have nothing left to lose.

Fake edit: and its not like it could be weirder/worse than some of your other nights out anyway

simplefish fucked around with this message at 07:55 on May 7, 2017

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Did the doctor know it was appendicitis?

No that doctor didn't.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Haier posted:

So it is Sunday here. I worked from like 11am yesterday until 9pm, then took a 3 hour walk so I wouldn't have to sit anymore. My brain wouldn't shut up and I fell asleep at about 6am, waking at 10:30am. I am still working now, because I won't get a weekend due to some stuff I need to finish, and I am in the crankiest mood ever. Like, even the most basic stuff is pissing me off, and my eyes are bloodshot and tired, and the last thing I want to do is sit here. If I try, I will finish it at about 5pm, and then I can go out. I was invited to dinner, but then the person that invited me was invited to a late lunch, so now she's too full to eat even though she's trying to claim that's not true.

I want to take a walk, buy some lovely food outside, eat it, and continue walking while listening to whatever I have. In any other country I would have no problem with this plan, but because even on a good day outside in China I want to slap people, I don't know how I would react today. It's Sunday, which is the worst day to do anything. I don't want to stay inside, and I can't because I need to buy food. Even the supermarket is too much of a headache regularly.

China, I got no mood for your bullshit today.

I am going lay on the floor, smear grape jam on my neck, and try to make my hamster slit my throat very, very slowly.


And -
VIRGIN UPDATE:
She's been claiming up and down she's not a virgin. I asked her to tell me her first time. She refused. I said she's not helping her case. It took a while, but she said it.

Her: "He was from India."
Me: "Nope. I don't believe this already. Try harder."
Her: "Really. I met him and he said he liked me and pushed me to have sex soon."
Me: LOL
Her: "It is true! I liked him and he was handsome, but later when I saw his personality I didn't like him."
Me: "So how did you have sex then?"
Her: "He really wanted."
Me: "And?..."
Her: "He wanted sex too much."
Me: "I am starting to believe you..."
Her: "The night I lost my virginity, he made us have sex three times."
Me: "Ok, I believe you now."

If I had not lived in India, and was not refreshed by the Indian guys on Facebook thread, I would still be skeptical.

You sound like you could use a hotpot.

It reminds me of the guy who TGA had to escort back to the airport after his final china meltdown.

Nine of Eight
Apr 28, 2011


LICK IT OFF, AND PUT IT BACK IN
Dinosaur Gum

big time bisexual posted:

even simple procedures can be a real ymmv experience. here's a nurse that can't draw blood

https://my.mixtape.moe/snhejk.mp4

What the christ. That's about the worst blood draw technique I ever saw.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Old woman just held the bus for me as I was running to the stop. She put her foot on the step watching me and didn't get on til I was close. Maybe don't kill all olds?

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Haier posted:

So it is Sunday here. I worked from like 11am yesterday until 9pm, then took a 3 hour walk so I wouldn't have to sit anymore. My brain wouldn't shut up and I fell asleep at about 6am, waking at 10:30am. I am still working now, because I won't get a weekend due to some stuff I need to finish, and I am in the crankiest mood ever. Like, even the most basic stuff is pissing me off, and my eyes are bloodshot and tired, and the last thing I want to do is sit here. If I try, I will finish it at about 5pm, and then I can go out. I was invited to dinner, but then the person that invited me was invited to a late lunch, so now she's too full to eat even though she's trying to claim that's not true.

I want to take a walk, buy some lovely food outside, eat it, and continue walking while listening to whatever I have. In any other country I would have no problem with this plan, but because even on a good day outside in China I want to slap people, I don't know how I would react today. It's Sunday, which is the worst day to do anything. I don't want to stay inside, and I can't because I need to buy food. Even the supermarket is too much of a headache regularly.

China, I got no mood for your bullshit today.

I am going lay on the floor, smear grape jam on my neck, and try to make my hamster slit my throat very, very slowly.


And -
VIRGIN UPDATE:
She's been claiming up and down she's not a virgin. I asked her to tell me her first time. She refused. I said she's not helping her case. It took a while, but she said it.

Her: "He was from India."
Me: "Nope. I don't believe this already. Try harder."
Her: "Really. I met him and he said he liked me and pushed me to have sex soon."
Me: LOL
Her: "It is true! I liked him and he was handsome, but later when I saw his personality I didn't like him."
Me: "So how did you have sex then?"
Her: "He really wanted."
Me: "And?..."
Her: "He wanted sex too much."
Me: "I am starting to believe you..."
Her: "The night I lost my virginity, he made us have sex three times."
Me: "Ok, I believe you now."

If I had not lived in India, and was not refreshed by the Indian guys on Facebook thread, I would still be skeptical.

the problem with China, and this really is the problem, is when you're in a cranky mood, there is no escape. NONE. it is an absolute assault on every sense all the time, so you need to be 100% on your game. if you're not, you will go down in flames, and quickly.

i had a really great routine to get over hangovers/cranky routines in tianjin. it was to go to my favorite starbucks to see the girl i was in love with (she worked there for two years and we were pretty good friends), read for an hour at that starbucks, and then go to the nicest hotel in the city and use their facilities at the gym. it had a sauna, a whirlpool, a relaxation room, a hot tub, a huge clean pool and those showers that make you feel like you're in an amazon rainforest. then at night i'd go get some really good western food and have a beer or two and go home early and sleep. it was the best possible way to get over china kicking me in the nuts. i was lucky enough that i could make my own schedule so if china DID kick me in the nuts, i could always take the next day to do whatever i needed to do.

i haven't been allegorically kicked in the nuts here in fushun yet, and i don't think i will be, but i guess if i have a mini-meltdown i'll have to figure something out here.

also, please link the indian facebook thread.

also, if you take up simplefish's offer, please do it when i'm there. i've had two great days drinking with simplefish and he is an amazing human and i'll probably see him in like two weeks for another round when i'm in HK. come out for one night if you wait, haier. i won't ask your real name, and won't take a picture of you. swear on my life. just come for beers. it's a hoot and a half with the HK guys.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Superbowl to you

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3811789&pagenumber=67#lastpost

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
People in Hong Kong are also increasingly concerned about an illegal landfill on the Chinese island called Wailingding, around 20km south of Hong Kong. Some have compared it to a ‘trash glacier’ that keeps on sliding down the hill and into the sea. “That thing is twenty stories tall, that wall of trash. If there was a big typhoon, and it hit the right direction, the waves could come into the bottom and collapse the whole thing,” says Woodring. “It would be a natural disaster for Hong Kong.”

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Sukiyaki or bust. Man, thats an incredible manmade trash glacier.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants
Whenever I see huge trash piles like that, I think of a Hong Kong movie called "Dog Eat Dog." One of the later scenes features the two stars brawling in a giant land fill. Great movie, bought it in a fried chicken joint in New York City. The DVD has a commentary by the Canadian-Chinese co-star and a British guy who has apparently been involved in Hong Kong cinema for a very long time.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

simplefish posted:

Haier I know you don't meet goons as a matter of course but when you are about to skip china and never come back, come for a curry and beer in HK. You'll have nothing left to lose.

Fake edit: and its not like it could be weirder/worse than some of your other nights out anyway

I'd buy Haier a beer in NYC for sure.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:

nickmeister posted:

Whenever I see huge trash piles like that, I think of a Hong Kong movie called "Dog Eat Dog." One of the later scenes features the two stars brawling in a giant land fill. Great movie, bought it in a fried chicken joint in New York City. The DVD has a commentary by the Canadian-Chinese co-star and a British guy who has apparently been involved in Hong Kong cinema for a very long time.

Mike Leeder is British?

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants
Don't know it was. He wasn't in or involved in that particular movie, he was just co-hosting a commentary with the Canadian actor. He also did a commentary on a "Hard-Boiled" DVD release (the one they released alongside the first Blu-Ray release).

Edit:

Also, the movie is called, "Dog BITE Dog."

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

GoutPatrol posted:

No that doctor didn't.

Did that doctor know what appendicitis is?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I will reply to the other posts tomorrow, but I wanted to post this first. This dude owns. I heard about it from a butthurt local today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-KX99T5r3A

http://www.straitstimes.com/sport/chinese-martial-arts-experts-challenge-mma-fighter-who-defeated-taiji-master-in-10-seconds

quote:

A number of traditional martial artists in China have vowed to take Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighter Xu Xiaodong down, following his open challenge on Monday (May 1).

Xu is a free-combat sportsman who taught himself MMA.


The video of his 10-second defeat of taiji master Wei Lei in front of a crowd in Chengdu, Sichuan, last Thursday (April 27), has since gone viral.

The Beijing News reported that Xu had said that traditional martial arts are outdated and only good for keeping in shape. He also insisted that freestyle fighting or boxing would be more practical in actual combat.

In his post on Chinese social media platform Weibo, Xu declared he would take on all traditional martial artists in his next fight.

With no rules in place, and kicks to the groin and pokes in the eye allowed, Xu will offer 1.2 million yuan (S$243,000) of his own money to anyone who defeats him.

Xu even challenged the bodyguard of billionaire Jack Ma.

He also challenged flyweight boxer and two-time Olympic champion Zou Shiming to a fight, and offered to donate the prize money to an orphanage if Zou accepts.

Zou's agents said he would not respond to the challenge though, as "the two are not on the same level - one is a professional, while the other is an amateur".

In this case, Xu is the amateur. :lol:

While Xu has never competed in big tournaments or held an impressive ranking, he is the director of the Beijing MMA Association and runs two MMA clubs in Beijing. His focus is to "promote MMA to regular people".

Mr Arvind Lalwani, managing director and head coach for Juggernaut Fight Club in Singapore, said: "It's such a joke. Everyone knows that a taiji master would never win against a trained mixed martial arts combatant. Taiji is just not meant for fights."

1. HE XI RUI

Martial art form: Wudang taiji

The head of China's Wudang clan appears to be the first to challenge Xu to a duel.

"You are welcome to visit the Wudang Mountains to witness real martial arts," said the taiji master in a Weibo post.

"We'll see if taiji is really a style of martial arts that can be beaten."

Xu has now accepted the challenge.

The location, time and date of the fight has yet to be announced.

Xu wrote on his Weibo page: "China needs to know the truth (about traditional martial arts), and I will prove it to them."

2. YI LONG

Martial art form: Shaolin gongfu

Shaolin exponent Yi Long, 30, was another person to quickly accept Xu's challenge.

Yi is often touted as "China's strongest Shaolin monk" by Wu Lin Feng - the longest-running martial arts competition programme in China.

Yi wrote on Weibo: "(Chinese martial arts) is broad, profound, full of spirit and has a long history."

He said he would not stand for Xu's insults, which has served to "deceive the public" about the value of traditional martial arts.

3. LU XING

Martial art form: Tuishou (Pushing Hands) taiji

Taiji master Lu Xing has also agreed to the challenge, in defence of his martial arts discipline.

Lu is president of the Sichuan Taichi Pushing Hands Research Institute. His form of taiji is known as tuishou, or pushing hands. It is a non-violent version of sparring in taiji.

Lu told Chengdu Business News he wants to teach Xu a lesson.

He said: "Xu is deeply biased against traditional martial arts and his words were insulting. I challenged him so he could have a fresh perspective of taiji and the true traditional martial arts."

Lu is 80 per cent sure of winning because he added that taiji masters have "an iron fist, air foot and iron back, which (takes) more than 20 years of hard training".

Xu's style is simply to project an explosive force, Lu insisted.

This is going to be good. "Chinese traitor uses various foreign fighting techniques to disprove 5000 years of superstition."

quote:

What a stupid tai chi student is that, theres is no tai chi skills there at all and is this some sort of propaganda against tai chi school?

Haier fucked around with this message at 16:12 on May 7, 2017

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Hasnt every other time this been done its a severe and brutally quick victory for the MMA because they use MMA rules aka "grappling is cool and good"? Like if MMA dude had to fight them in their scoring system that might be more interesting

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I've been loving this guy. It started with a video of some tai chi "master" fighting him, which was his qi magic bullshit vs a MMA guy and MMA guy beat the gently caress out of tai chi man in under ten seconds. Then there's been other videos of martial artists getting owned and it's turning int a whole thing. I want him to just loving destroy every one of these idiots claiming to literally be a wizard.

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