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Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Teddybear posted:

Macron will probably win but it'll be closer than any of us thought it would be, and much closer than it by right should be.

Right wrong right

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/07/french-election-live-marine-le-pen-emmanuel-macron-presidency/

welp.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Allah akbar.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Macron wins, 65% of the vote per France 24.

Thank gently caress.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hail satan

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


France 2 is zooming on the one black guy in the midst of Le Pen's supporters in Vincennes lol

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Teddybear posted:

Macron wins, 65% of the vote per France 24.

Thank gently caress.

Won my bet with my dad. Said she'd get 35 but wouldnt be surprised up to 40.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Post your best american tears found on twitter/facebook tia.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I wonder if she won any regions outright

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

good job France, i believed in you the whole way :france:

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Lid posted:

Won my bet with my dad. Said she'd get 35 but wouldnt be surprised up to 40.

Well, she might get less. These are estimated results. Another poll has it 66-34. You might still lose.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
65% for Macron

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



This Macron kills fascists.

Fiction
Apr 28, 2011
:toot:

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Nearly 8% spoiled votes

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Teddybear posted:

Macron wins, 65% of the vote per France 24.

Thank gently caress.
Without the Macron double-votes, she would have won.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Teddybear posted:

Well, she might get less. These are estimated results. Another poll has it 66-34. You might still lose.

Nah he had 40 to 45.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


canepazzo posted:

This Macron kills fascists.

No he does not.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
more than i expected tbh

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

canepazzo posted:

This Macron kills fascists.

And when he's done with that, he's going to kill the poor for 5 years. What a fantastic time to be alive :)

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Good job france! you guys are cool and kickass ! I knew from the start that french people were cool and would strike back the fascist horde in the same spirit of DeGualle! Vive La France! Please dont gently caress up the next 5 years which would ensure an FN victory next time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM-E2H1ChJM

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Good job, France.

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.
Haha, the French have managed to own Britain and America harder than ever by just voting for the boring obvious choice.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

*In a very american voice* Oh wow I'm so surprised the 24pt lead held up better than the 3pt lead Clinton had! I was really nervous here!!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Congrats, France, for not being as loving stupid as Americans.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

TheRat posted:

*In a very american voice* Oh wow I'm so surprised the 24pt lead held up better than the 3pt lead Clinton had! I was really nervous here!!

I was quite ready for the worst possible choice to win again, in this, the darkest of timelines.

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009

Al-Saqr posted:

Please dont gently caress up the next 5 years which would ensure an FN victory next time!

hahaha good one pal

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
You know, before this I had no idea that exit polls weren't the best option.

Good god, French, we might have invented modern democracy but I think you've gotten pretty close to perfecting it with that whole "make estimates with actual votes" thing.

I mean, that's at least two major advantages you have on us, if you include the Electoral College.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


All the pundits and politicians congratulating themselves for this great and unexpected result is really sad

Like, they will learn nothing from this and keep on trucking

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

How do you say "Thanks for not loving up, France" in French? :)

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


ElNarez posted:

hahaha good one pal

Yeah no way is FN winning, and maybe the left can unify a bit.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Thanks France from :canada:

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Al-Saqr posted:

Please dont gently caress up the next 5 years which would ensure an FN victory next time!

France just literally elected a Rothschild banker. Conspiracy nuts and/or nazis are going to have a field day. For some reason I don't see the next 5 years being particularly peaceful. Also, a lot of poor people are about to get royally hosed.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


AceOfFlames posted:

How do you say "Thanks for not loving up, France" in French? :)

"Merde à ce monde pourri, verse-moi un petit jaune pour oublier."

Foulbrood
May 17, 2004

This is it, Jonesy!
The doomsday clock ticks backwards half a second.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
She's rebranding the FN!

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


TheRat posted:

France just literally elected a Rothschild banker. Conspiracy nuts and/or nazis are going to have a field day. For some reason I don't see the next 5 years being particularly peaceful. Also, a lot of poor people are about to get royally hosed.

She literally called Macron a globalist, like right now, on TV.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Can we at least pretend Germany has a chance to go full fascist later this year?

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"STRONK FRANCE"

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Rockprincess818/status/861281990145789952

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