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Jonas Albrecht posted:"One of these days, Greedo, I'm gonna shoot you, and I'm not going to wait for you to shoot at me first." SA forums remind me of this post once the film comes out
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His real name is Hank Solomon. During space Vietnam war his space dog tag saved him from a space bullet. The hole it's left in the tag made it read Han Solo. This name will always remind him of cheap space prostitutes and space civilians burning in space napalm. It's very tragic. Han is a complex character, you see.
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May 8, 2017 13:07
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I can see how there could easily be a good Han Solo movie. If it's about how he got his name, and made by the people involved in making all the previous Star Wars movies I have no hope though.
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May 8, 2017 13:10
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I defend eps 1-3 and I especially wouldn't want to see a standalone Had Solo origin movie. People defend 1-3 hate these Disney movies most of all.
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May 8, 2017 13:08
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SlipkPIe posted:Eh, there were plenty of draws to go see Rogue One when it came out. I wanted to see it, before I knew the movie was a chopped-up mess. the ones that also think the force awakens is a good movie
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May 8, 2017 13:12
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Snatch Duster posted:the ones that also think the force awakens is a good movie you seem to have the groups backwards for some reason. the prequel types love rogue one and hate force awakens. the type who'll just consume any media as long as it's in the same "universe". Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 13:16 on May 8, 2017 |
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May 8, 2017 13:14
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Groovelord Neato posted:you seem to have the groups backwards for some reason. the prequel types love rogue one and hate force awakens. the type who'll just consume any media as long as it's in the same "universe". There are no prequel types, and no one likes Force Awakens. Most people are iffy on Rogue One too. Plus, who really needs to watch the original trilogy after all these years. Basically, just go away Star Wars.
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May 8, 2017 13:20
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Jonas Albrecht posted:"One of these days, Greedo, I'm gonna shoot you, and I'm not going to wait for you to shoot at me first." You're not thinking basic enough there's going to be a moment where han shoots someone first, and looks directly at the camera, and says something like "i ALWAYS shoot first" and all the grognards in the audience will clap and cheer and give a standing ovation, and then i will ritually disembowel myself with a Coke(tm)-brand Lightsaber(tm) in the popcorn and candy wrapper strewn aisle of the cinema
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May 8, 2017 13:19
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Clawtopsy posted:You're not thinking basic enough Do me first though.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:There are no prequel types, and no one likes Force Awakens. Most people are iffy on Rogue One too. force awakens was good and rogue one wasn't. i only know one person in my personal life who's a star wars fan that disliked rogue one and his reasons were the same was rlm (mine as well). and yeah there definitely are prequel types. we got a subforum full of them. or young people that grew up with them or like i said people that like the dressing of the setting and don't understand the original movies are classics due to the characters and poo poo.
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May 8, 2017 13:21
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Do me first though. but why would i deny you the pleasure of all the nerdcrew-esque podcasts screaming "Han shot first! VERY COOL!"
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May 8, 2017 13:24
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:There are no prequel types, and no one likes Force Awakens. Most people are iffy on Rogue One too. its painfully obvious you do not interact with people outside of the internet.
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May 8, 2017 13:27
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in fact, i will  for there being some sort of han shot/han is shooting first reference in the movie
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Clawtopsy posted:but why would i deny you the pleasure of all the nerdcrew-esque podcasts screaming "Han shot first! VERY COOL!" Fine. You open your guts, and I'll make a small shrine to you that I watch Nerd Crew videos with.
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May 8, 2017 13:29
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Clawtopsy posted:You're not thinking basic enough Oh god you're right
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May 8, 2017 13:30
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SlipkPIe posted:Oh god you're right
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May 8, 2017 13:32
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Clawtopsy posted:in fact, i will Whoa we got a real badass here.
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*two months before release, some late night talk show* mr. talk show host: well, mr young han solo actor man, that was a great interview but the question on everyones mind is... *murmurs of excitement from the audience. is he actually going to ask it???* mr. talk show host: ...will han... *the murmurs grow louder, into excited gibbering. faint utterings of 'chewbacca', 'lightsabers' and 'darth vaderrrrrrr' can be heard echoing about the studio* mr. talk show host: ...shoot... *the murmuring has become a chant reaching crescendo. MILLENNIUM FALCON MILLENNIUM FALCON MILLENNIUM FALCON* mr. talk show host: .... FIRST??????? *the audience all erupt into gales of applause and laughter, several straight up dying from nostalgia-induced aneurysms* mr. han solo actor man: *winks knowingly at the camera* haha good question, i can't say for now, just that you should DEFINATELY be there on premier day to find out!!!!
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May 8, 2017 13:38
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Snatch Duster posted:Whoa we got a real badass here. im not a gambling man, i only make v v safe bets
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May 8, 2017 13:40
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gently caress movies.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:gently caress movies.
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May 8, 2017 13:42
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SlipkPIe posted:Oh god you're right
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May 8, 2017 13:44
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John Crichton has aged poorly the gold make up couldn't save him
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Jonas Albrecht posted:gently caress movies.
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May 8, 2017 13:56
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Randarkman posted:No Han Solo punching a giant weasel in this one But this was the best thing ever! The prequels are crimes against cinema and nothing is going to change that.
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May 8, 2017 14:01
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oohhboy posted:The prequels are crimes against cinema and nothing is going to change that. Hang on, I have a stupidshit analysis of the Star War films that says the prequels are good because rings. I'll also be papering over the numerous instances where my theory doesn't hold up.
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 Jedi Returns, the third film in the Star Wars franchise, was released in 1983. Twist and turns of its adventurous plot, mythological and fairytale motifs, along with its melodramatic romance intrigue masterfully obscured ominous anti-Communist plans of space militarisation (photo: actors Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher)
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May 8, 2017 14:14
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pure strain "Western media is seditious" propaganda, like a fine wine
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I hope they kill Captain America as a metaphor for the failure of American democracy
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FuturePastNow posted:I hope they kill Captain America as a metaphor for the failure of American democracy I can do you one better. Turn him into a nazi.
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May 8, 2017 15:49
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It's hilarious how pissed off idiot nerds are about that. Holy poo poo an alternate reality/brainwashing story? This has never happened before and is extremely problematic.
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May 8, 2017 15:51
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I hope next Captain America is a redpilled female Trump supporter AND is not a nazi.
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parallelodad posted:It's hilarious how pissed off idiot nerds are about that. Holy poo poo an alternate reality/brainwashing story? This has never happened before and is extremely problematic. There's a goon I followed on Twitter that I had to drop because he would not shut up about it.
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May 8, 2017 15:56
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God, could you imagine caring enough about any of this poo poo to have Serious Opinions about it?
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The best thing to come from Avengers 2 was RLM's Ultron California imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-_230SjbM
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May 8, 2017 16:04
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avengers 2 was real bad but wasn't the crew pretty kind to it?
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Snatch Duster posted:John Crichton has aged poorly His Scorpius voice is still up to par.
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Arcsquad12 posted:His Scorpius voice is still up to par. MAN I love Farscape way the hell more than Star Wars
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May 8, 2017 17:53
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KakerMix posted:MAN I love Farscape way the hell more than Star Wars 
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powerful sex moves posted:God, could you imagine caring enough about any of this poo poo to have Serious Opinions about it? The only thing I have serious opinions on is that Cinema Discusso is the worst corner of the internet and as such I will go as far as rising through the Chinese military to become a submarine captain and going AWOL to nuke Australia just to kill Michael Bay to spite them. Otherwise, star wars gay, so what?
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