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B.H. Facials posted:I just flip my balisong. I read this as "I just flip my ballsack."
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# ? May 8, 2017 03:19 |
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I don't even see how you can fidget with it, like the ones with buttons and poo poo to press makes sense at least.
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# ? May 8, 2017 03:22 |
This kinda poo poo is disgusting to me. It's a decadent celebration of weakness and stupidity. This kinda poo poo is going to destroy our civilization, and if this is the kinda poo poo that is produced by our civ, maybe it should be destroyed.
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# ? May 8, 2017 03:44 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:This kinda poo poo is disgusting to me. It's a decadent celebration of weakness and stupidity. This kinda poo poo is going to destroy our civilization, and if this is the kinda poo poo that is produced by our civ, maybe it should be destroyed. YEAH!!!!! *pays cookie clicker for 10 hours*
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# ? May 8, 2017 03:46 |
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I focus way better when I've got something to fidget with while doing so and a lot of people agree so rip I have one at the office and it's so good. Don't knock it till u try it op
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# ? May 8, 2017 03:51 |
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Was in 7-11 last night when a dad and son came in asking about fidget spinners and the poor guy behind the counter was like we sold out. They left disappointed and he tells me he constantly gets calls asking for them that it's driving him insane. The dad's kid looked like drooling idiot too.
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:01 |
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Here is my secret get rich quick idea you guys can steal because I honestly can't be hosed to do it While the market is so hot set up a supply chain where you can print your company logo onto a spinner for a nominal fee If you really want to get bill gates rich fit a USB stick on it somewhere and I guarantee you every tech company on the face of the earth will order about a million on them
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:05 |
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its because ball bearings are cool and not really something most people are aware they exist. like its one of those things that isn't really used directly by anyone but skateboarders and most people dont really pay attention to how things work so you just put some lovely abec 1 bearings in some plastic toy and let it spin indefinitely and people will think its incredible and new because it breaks their assumptions of the laws of the universe
nigga crab pollock fucked around with this message at 04:09 on May 8, 2017 |
# ? May 8, 2017 04:05 |
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I'm glad kids still get to go experience the disappointment of having schools ban a popular harmless plaything because the teachers are giant tools who suck at their jobs, it's an important part of developing a healthy distrust of authority and disgust for middle management. It's not a real fad until there's some bullshit urban legend about it totally killing or horribly injuring a child, though.
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:09 |
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nigga crab pollock posted:its because ball bearings are cool and not really something most people are aware they exist. like its one of those things that isn't really used directly by anyone but skateboarders and most people dont really pay attention to how things work so you just put some lovely abec 1 bearings in some plastic toy and let it spin indefinitely and people will think its incredible and new because it breaks their assumptions of the laws of the universe i still have my push scooter and gently caress if there will anything less than abec 5s in that baby
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:23 |
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razor scooters taught me some fine lessons in applied torque and top speed
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:33 |
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You could always just put your hand in your pocket and play with your balls. Or someone else's pocket if you have no balls.
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# ? May 8, 2017 06:38 |
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soon to be replaced by the ever-popular Airhorn-in-My-Pocket
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# ? May 8, 2017 06:59 |
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Pick posted:i still have my push scooter and gently caress if there will anything less than abec 5s in that baby Just lol if you think higher abec numbers means better
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# ? May 8, 2017 10:58 |
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Guy Mann posted:I'm glad kids still get to go experience the disappointment of having schools ban a popular harmless plaything because the teachers are giant tools who suck at their jobs, it's an important part of developing a healthy distrust of authority and disgust for middle management. somebody never got his pogs back
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# ? May 8, 2017 11:49 |
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What ever happened to just biting your nails?
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# ? May 8, 2017 13:06 |
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Guy Mann posted:I'm glad kids still get to go experience the disappointment of having schools ban a popular harmless plaything because the teachers are giant tools who suck at their jobs, it's an important part of developing a healthy distrust of authority and disgust for middle management. Banning toys in class makes sense to me. Not entirely sure why that makes teachers bad.
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# ? May 8, 2017 13:05 |
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poopnanners posted:Banning toys in class makes sense to me. Not entirely sure why that makes teachers bad. Yeah great but in my experience they don't even ban toys "in class" they just ban whatever popular thing the kids are into because of (insert dumb reason here). POGs were banned because they "promoted gambling" or some dumb poo poo like that, not because we were taking them to class and throwing them around the room.
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# ? May 8, 2017 14:06 |
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King Vidiot posted:Yeah great but in my experience they don't even ban toys "in class" they just ban whatever popular thing the kids are into because of (insert dumb reason here). POGs were banned because they "promoted gambling" or some dumb poo poo like that, not because we were taking them to class and throwing them around the room. You'll understand if you ever have kids.
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# ? May 8, 2017 14:26 |
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What happens when you vape cloud it
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# ? May 8, 2017 14:29 |
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POGs were pretty much my first real experience with gambling to be fair
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# ? May 8, 2017 14:41 |
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https://youtu.be/mP-tqMKqDAQ At least this guy made his own. E: https://youtu.be/C68rbRCivZ4 Jesus Christ, these reviews are loving killing me. Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 15:31 on May 8, 2017 |
# ? May 8, 2017 14:44 |
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The kendama fad was obnoxious as hell because it was noisy, the people take up a lot of space to catch their balls, and they were 15-25 years old wearing Japanese children's toys around their necks in public.
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# ? May 8, 2017 15:39 |
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People that feel the need to fidget all the time need 48-72 hours of restraint in a pitch black room.
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# ? May 8, 2017 15:42 |
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Haier posted:The kendama fad was obnoxious as hell because it was noisy, the people take up a lot of space to catch their balls, and they were 15-25 years old wearing Japanese children's toys around their necks in public. Speaking of Kendama makers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOGuO6RoX8Y
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# ? May 8, 2017 15:51 |
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Which spinner is the best for under 10 dollars? I want to jump on this fad but I need to min/max and have the best one.
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# ? May 8, 2017 15:53 |
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Xaris posted:lmao if you buy $10 fidget spinners like some kind of cheap skate poor, get on my level nooblets https://www.revolvemakers.com/shop/bathgate-artifact-spinner note the availability
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:13 |
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I looked up the lady who "invented" these and apparently her patent expired in 2005 -- not recently. And it was just a frisbee with a dent in the middle that let you spin it on your finger: https://ksr-video.imgix.net/assets/016/503/416/9020f5e0d964e1d767cbc09470e219c0_h264_high.mp4 So I'm pretty sure her patent wouldn't have applied to the things described in this thread. There's no ball bearings, it's held a different way, serves a different purpose, and is basically different in every way except the fact that it spins.
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:24 |
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It's a toy for children and people with the mind of children. I thought about buying one of the cubes, but then realized, I'm an adult, and would be way more satisfied playing with loose change. It'd be cheeper too. e: I think about all the hours I wasted playing with change as a child. Why the hell wasn't I playing with the toys my parents bought me. Johnny-on-the-Spot fucked around with this message at 16:53 on May 8, 2017 |
# ? May 8, 2017 16:47 |
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Schools are banning them left and right due to them promoting autism.
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:51 |
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Jake Mustache posted:Schools are banning them left and right due to them promoting autism.
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# ? May 8, 2017 17:08 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:This kinda poo poo is disgusting to me. It's a decadent celebration of weakness and stupidity. This kinda poo poo is going to destroy our civilization, and if this is the kinda poo poo that is produced by our civ, maybe it should be destroyed. Just lol if you don't lust for our death with every fiber of your being, already.
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# ? May 8, 2017 17:16 |
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Probably a joke post, friend.
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# ? May 8, 2017 17:29 |
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Jake Mustache posted:Schools are banning them left and right due to them promoting autism. That is probably for the best. You have to keep the children safe.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Probably a joke post, friend. Autism is no joke, pal.
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nigga crab pollock posted:its because ball bearings are cool and not really something most people are aware they exist. like its one of those things that isn't really used directly by anyone but skateboarders and most people dont really pay attention to how things work so you just put some lovely abec 1 bearings in some plastic toy and let it spin indefinitely and people will think its incredible and new because it breaks their assumptions of the laws of the universe Where do you live that ball bearings are not something everyone knows about??
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# ? May 8, 2017 18:38 |
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King Vidiot posted:Yeah great but in my experience they don't even ban toys "in class" they just ban whatever popular thing the kids are into because of (insert dumb reason here). POGs were banned because they "promoted gambling" or some dumb poo poo like that, not because we were taking them to class and throwing them around the room. they banned them because kids are annoying little bastards with p much anything and then they made up a reason because they're also argumentative there, welcome to the adult world
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# ? May 8, 2017 18:44 |
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Guy Mann posted:I'm glad kids still get to go experience the disappointment of having schools ban a popular harmless plaything because the teachers are giant tools who suck at their jobs, it's an important part of developing a healthy distrust of authority and disgust for middle management. some dumbass kid broke her tooth with one
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# ? May 8, 2017 18:50 |
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We're actually all born with fidget toys just play with your balls, clit, nipples, etc.
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# ? May 8, 2017 19:01 |
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Amarcarts posted:We're actually all born with fidget toys just play with your balls, clit, nipples, etc. But we can't do that in public without looking like a jackass... oh wait fidget toys also make you look like a jackass.
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