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Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
the last pub that got introduced to bf goons was carmaine318 and that ended with him calling people porch monkeys in the blops2 thread

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e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Robot Randy posted:

the last pub that got introduced to bf goons was carmaine318 and that ended with him calling people porch monkeys in the blops2 thread

I fail to see how that is a bad thing.

Auxiliary Treats
Jun 26, 2013
Awww yeah, final killcam!

https://gfycat.com/WildPreciousHarrier

I kinda feel bad for the second dude that spawned into this

https://gfycat.com/CoolMintyEmperorshrimp

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Auxiliary Treats posted:



I kinda feel bad for the second dude that spawned into this

https://gfycat.com/CoolMintyEmperorshrimp

When this happens I always picture the other player screaming "loving :dice: with the poo poo spawns" just nerd raging away.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Robot Randy posted:

the last pub that got introduced to bf goons was carmaine318 and that ended with him calling people porch monkeys in the blops2 thread

Lmbo oh carmaine

Looking forward to getting back to shootin mans this week, in the name of the BUTT

Also yeah why not I like the irishjohn

a bunch of ants
Jan 21, 2009

Wanna be professional criminals with me?
Just applied to Butt Clan, JayEdgarHoogirl.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
thanks i'm in buttclan

bigzak fucked around with this message at 06:54 on May 7, 2017

sunday at work
Apr 6, 2011

"Man is the animal that thinks something is wrong."
loving Hellrigel.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

sunday at work posted:

loving Hellrigel.

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

Skill cannon.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal
I was laughing pretty hard a couple of days ago when I was in the same squad as somebody in platoon B1G, and they were right above me in the squad list.

So it read B1G BUTT.

I giggled the entire round.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
So I think I applied to the right Butt Clan. It's got a gun in the butt? Applied as Bluemonday40k.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy
I really hope they add the ability to invite people to platoons soon.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
The horse would forever be immortalized for its valiant efforts.

http://i.imgur.com/NhtCkTx.gifv

EDIT: Get hosed, sniper!

http://i.imgur.com/U7tu4Vj.gifv

TheOneAndOnlyT fucked around with this message at 21:56 on May 9, 2017

Auxiliary Treats
Jun 26, 2013
Who likes Hellriegels? I couldn't find actual numbers but I did find this on battlefieldtracker.



I hope that DICE adds a field kit that's just this but with Hellriegels.


Lawnie has a syringe that teleports people

https://gfycat.com/SharpNippyJerboa

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

Auxiliary Treats posted:

Who likes Hellriegels?

Untalented players.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Auxiliary Treats posted:

Who likes Hellriegels? I couldn't find actual numbers but I did find this on battlefieldtracker.



I hope that DICE adds a field kit that's just this but with Hellriegels.


Lawnie has a syringe that teleports people

https://gfycat.com/SharpNippyJerboa

There's also a weapon unlock tied to the hellriegel, 300 kills, so the pubby bullet hose is even more bullet-hosier. They really need to nerf it, but :dice:

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
butt clan dudes I got a whole evening in front of me, I'll be spinning up the Poophole in an hour or so.

Auxiliary Treats
Jun 26, 2013
Sometimes you just have to stack 2 planes together

https://gfycat.com/SpanishFreshBlacknorwegianelkhound

This is great as long as it's not happening to me

https://gfycat.com/WanUnacceptableAmberpenshell

Live At Five!
Feb 15, 2008
That guy spawning right in front of you reminded me of something I recorded last November which involved an even more unfortunate spawn

Unfortunate spawn

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Chemmy posted:

Untalented players.

I worry I'm that guy with the chauchat low weight and my 8 service stars, but then I remember it's only got a 20rd magazine with quite a bit of recoil and actually takes a bit of strategy to use effectively.

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Applied to butt as quim_reaper_rip. Today I shot down a plane with a rocket gun! Felt good, men.

Also:

sunday at work posted:

loving Hellrigel.

lambskin
Dec 27, 2009

I THINK I AM THE PINNACLE OF HUMOR. WAIT HANG ON I HAVE TO GO POUR MILK INTO MY GAPING ASSHOLE!

e.pilot posted:

I worry I'm that guy with the chauchat low weight and my 8 service stars, but then I remember it's only got a 20rd magazine with quite a bit of recoil and actually takes a bit of strategy to use effectively.

yeah I wouldn't call the chauchat OP, it tears poo poo up in close quarters but takes some skill to use in medium and long ranges.

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

The Chauchat rips faces. I don't know about OP but it's one of the stronger guns.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
hey BUTT Clan member Von Dilsnick, sorry it took so long to get you into the party but we also all then bailed out for the evening.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Who are these loving :spergin: guys with 100 stars in the hellrigel and the arty truck, but nothing else.

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

They're scrubs.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

red19fire posted:

Who are these loving :spergin: guys with 100 stars in the hellrigel and the arty truck, but nothing else.

professionals

Mandatory Assembly
May 25, 2008

it's time to get juche
Lipstick Apathy
Is there a platoon for PS4 goons? There's no evidence of one in the OP.

frenton
Aug 15, 2005

devil soup

Mandatory Assembly posted:

Is there a platoon for PS4 goons? There's no evidence of one in the OP.

BUTT clan

Mandatory Assembly
May 25, 2008

it's time to get juche
Lipstick Apathy

frenton posted:

BUTT clan

in hindsight, it was obvious

(I applied to join as Machine_dreams on PSN)

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Butt machine dreams?

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010

frenton posted:

BUTT clan

there's also Tactical Hugs, you can be in more than one platoon and double your chances of seeing other people playing

Auxiliary Treats
Jun 26, 2013
HAHAHA, it took 3 years but I finally got an email from EA regarding a TOS violation.

gently caress you whoever reported the butt gun.

I'm just gonna throw up something for now but if anyone wants to find or make a new one, post it.

chocolateTHUNDER
Jul 19, 2008

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FREE AGENTS

ALL OF THEM

Auxiliary Treats posted:

HAHAHA, it took 3 years but I finally got an email from EA regarding a TOS violation.

gently caress you whoever reported the butt gun.

I'm just gonna throw up something for now but if anyone wants to find or make a new one, post it.

drat. Can't change the name of the squad? Gotta make a whole new one?

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
lol who thinks Butt is offensive

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Auxiliary Treats posted:

HAHAHA, it took 3 years but I finally got an email from EA regarding a TOS violation.

gently caress you whoever reported the butt gun.

I'm just gonna throw up something for now but if anyone wants to find or make a new one, post it.

gently caress thiiiis

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
This is bullshit

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal
but WE ALL HAVE BUTTS

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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

e.pilot posted:

lol who thinks Butt is offensive

I'm gonna go with Snacks' theory and say it wasn't the word "BUTT" but rather the emblem of gun-barrel sodomy that tripped their censorship alarms.

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