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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Mirthless posted:

anybody remember when the government took over GM and turned them around from a failing business to the point where they could buy their company back from the government in only like two god drat years?

basically what I'm saying is that we need more IRS Burgers

they did this by allowing the company to break basically every promise they'd ever made to its workers lul

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Ramadu posted:

leaks leaks leaks lEAKS LEAKS LEAKS LEAKS

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
OH YES CRUZ GOIN TO EMAILS

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
EMAAAAAAAAAAAILS wooo

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


E M A I L S

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
FINALLY HER EMAILS

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/lasesana/status/861672055049265154

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



cruzin' mails

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Ugh, I didn't realize Ooze was gonna be here. I'm not prepared for this poo poo.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Get hosed fish monster

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
WOOOO YEAH GO TED CRUZ!!! GO GO GO GO CRUZ CRUZ CRUZ CRUZ!!!!


EEEEEEMMMMMAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

gently caress, Ted Cruz is there.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im afraid the somethingburger is out of stock, but we have some delightful buttery mails tonight, sir

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Just ate lunch, perfect timing to purge. Thanks Cruz.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
B
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T

H
E
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E
M
A
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S

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
cruz is opening his mouth... my god it won't stop opening.... he's unhinged his jaw, and oh my god he's swallowing everyone in the audience. the lights grow dim, tell my wife and children that i

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


ask about benjamin ghazi next

greatest hits here

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Sen. Cruz: EMAILS??!!?!!!?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
cruz cruz CRUZ CURZ EMAILZZZZZZZZZZZ

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Baloogan posted:

cruz cruz CRUZ CURZ EMAILZZZZZZZZZZZ

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Agean90 posted:

??? what happened and is it actually bad for trump or just more lol worthy antimattering

Sorry for leaving you hanging. Listening at work. Cornyn was going after her for not enforcing the travel ban. It was basically this:

Cornyn: I voted for your confirmation but I'm disappointed you wouldn't carry out POTUS EO. It's sad.

Yates: Actually, I remember my conf hearing and you and your colleagues asked that if the president asked me to carry out anything unconstitutional or unlawful, or even anything that makes the DoJ look bad, if I would refuse. That's exactly what I did in this situation.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol what in the flying gently caress does this have to do with Flynn?

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!
Cruz just wants to hear them say "Weiner"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
haha you guys thought the republican congress was going to let this be a hearing about trumps shady dealings with the russians?????? NOPE HILLARY HILLARY HILLARY

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Baloogan posted:

cruz cruz CRUZ CURZ EMAILZZZZZZZZZZZ

fuuuuucccckkk youuuu zodiac killer

why cant clapper just call this out as emailgate and shut it down

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum
Did Flynn send some emails?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

logikv9 posted:

cruz is opening his mouth... my god it won't stop opening.... he's unhinged his jaw, and oh my god he's swallowing everyone in the audience. the lights grow dim, tell my wife and children that i


oh the humanity......................!!!

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

tenderjerk posted:

Cornyn's brain literally cannot distinguish the words 'lawful' and 'unlawful'

To be fair he once got confused by "Flammable" and "inflammable" and now he just doesn't trust words.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



lmao ted cruz, come the gently caress on

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Agrajag posted:

I SAW THE EDIT!!

*man what a sick fuckin burn*

MAN THAT EDIT WAS A GAME CHANGER!

*Storms in, out of breath*


Nice... *Deep breath*


....meltdown

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf


GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


GobiasIndustries posted:

lol what in the flying gently caress does this have to do with Flynn?

The hearing covers the whole scope of "Russian Interference in 2016 Elections" but yeah this is completely irrelevant EMAILS poo poo

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Jeb!
Trump!!

CRUZ!!!!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Al! posted:

quick i need a short joke that is a play on sally yates and the fact that jack poo poo happened at the hearing

Sally slept while seated

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Is Cruz going bald? lol

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol what in the flying gently caress does this have to do with Flynn?

trump is gonna Cruz an A+ performance for doing the classics. extra credit if he starts a lock her up chant

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Nichael posted:

Is Cruz going bald? lol

yes lol

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
If the president says that a man is a Lyin Ted

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


hahahahaahahahahaha cruz lmao

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brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


:qq: why didn't you stick up from Trump's Muslim Ban :qq:

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