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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Also, rape. But mostly the burrito.

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Volkerball posted:

Well, we did ban a guy over a picture of a burrito

roofies wizard had it coming tho

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Leperflesh posted:

College students attending universities in the US - including those which receive public funding - are still on the hook for tuition fees. We do not have anything close to free education here. And we never will, as long as Republicans have power and are aware that people with degrees vote Democrat.

I pointed out that free school was fundamentally incompatible with having republicans in power. So having free school while also having republicans in power isn't possible. You asked how that would be worse than the current situation, but that question makes no sense: how can an impossibility be "better" or "worse than a reality?

The question makes complete sense and you're dodging. Education for all provides more tangible benefits than the current system. The question is; what's better option A or option B? You aren't answering the question and instead ignoring the power of fiat. If we're disregarding fiat then any conversation about the US ends immediately because "republicans won't do it".

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

The question makes complete sense and you're dodging. Education for all provides more tangible benefits than the current system. The question is; what's better option A or option B? You aren't answering the question and instead ignoring the power of fiat.

fiats come with, like, 120HP engines so we can all safely ignore their power

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Volkerball posted:

Also, rape. But mostly the burrito.

I am now split between this and Radical Sandwich Anarchist for next screen name

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Except, I guess, for the measured and responsible application of guillotines.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am now split between this and Radical Sandwich Anarchist for next screen name

someone already has the Sandwich Anarchist name with the pop tart from that chart you massively unoriginal dingus

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Alaois posted:

someone already has the Sandwich Anarchist name with the pop tart from that chart you massively unoriginal dingus

noooooooooooo

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

who wants to talk about the new lcd soundsystem songs

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

The question makes complete sense and you're dodging. Education for all provides more tangible benefits than the current system. The question is; what's better option A or option B? You aren't answering the question and instead ignoring the power of fiat.

I really don't understand the argument you're trying to make. I'll try to re-state what I'm saying, maybe I can be clearer.

1. Free higher education would be great!
2. But a well-educated populace would be bad for republicans.
3. So the republicans will not allow us to have a free public education!
4. So if you want a free public education, you'll first have to prevent Republican majorities, permanently. Any time they gain power they'd have a direct interest in dismantling free higher education

How do you propose to eliminate the influence of the Republican party long enough to institute free higher education?

If we had a situation where higher education were free, we de-facto have a situation where the Republicans - at least as the party is currently positioned - have lost power for a very long time. I'd love that. That would be great. Is that all you were trying to make me say? Because did it somehow escape your attention that I'm a raging liberal?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Top 10 Trek Films:

(1) Mass Effect 2
(2) Galaxy Quest
(3) Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country
(4) Barbarella
(5) Dawn of the Living First Contact
(6) The Aladdin film that had Leonard Nimoy as Jaffar
(7) Earth Girls Are Easy
(8) Dude, Where's My Car?
(9) The 2008 National Scripps Spelling Bee
(10) Koyaanisqatsi

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Probably Magic posted:

Top 10 Trek Films:

(1) Mass Effect 2
(2) Galaxy Quest
(3) Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country
(4) Barbarella
(5) Dawn of the Living First Contact
(6) The Aladdin film that had Leonard Nimoy as Jaffar
(7) Earth Girls Are Easy
(8) Dude, Where's My Car?
(9) The 2008 National Scripps Spelling Bee
(10) Koyaanisqatsi

wtf

Koyaanisqatsi should be way higher

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

the one with the whales was way better than VI come on

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

a neat cape posted:

Man I haven't been called THAT in a while

that's always your name in my head

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Leperflesh posted:

the one with the whales was way better than VI come on

DO
NOT

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

JPrime posted:

that's always your name in my head

Same.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Leperflesh posted:

How do you propose to eliminate the influence of the Republican party long enough to institute free higher education?

Kill them problem solved

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Leperflesh posted:

the one with the whales was way better than VI come on

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Metapod posted:

Kill them problem solved

guillotine

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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the best star trek film is apollo 13

Metapod posted:

Kill them problem solved

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/860199590599020544

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Metapod posted:

Kill them problem solved

so like some kind of civil war?

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

*mashes a button that plays that gimme some ganja sample from DNA over and over*

THANK YOU I couldn't figure out what it was and whosampled didn't help when I first tried finding out

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
My plan to institute free college is to go back in time and explain to Lincoln with my future wisdom why his plan to keep that ball and chain called the South attached to us at all costs is a stupid bitchmade plan.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Kirk quoting Whales Weep Not at some biologist chick he just met.

In case you're unfamiliar with the poem:
https://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poem/whales-weep-not

quote:

...
And they rock, and they rock, through the sensual ageless ages
on the depths of the seven seas,
and through the salt they reel with drunk delight
and in the tropics tremble they with love
and roll with massive, strong desire, like gods.
Then the great bull lies up against his bride
in the blue deep bed of the sea,
as mountain pressing on mountain, in the zest of life:
and out of the inward roaring of the inner red ocean of whale-blood
the long tip reaches strong, intense, like the maelstrom-tip, and
comes to rest
in the clasp and the soft, wild clutch of a she-whale’s
fathomless body.

And over the bridge of the whale’s strong phallus, linking the
wonder of whales
the burning archangels under the sea keep passing, back and
forth,
keep passing, archangels of bliss
from him to her, from her to him, great Cherubim
that wait on whales in mid-ocean, suspended in the waves of the
sea
great heaven of whales in the waters, old hierarchies.
...

tl:dr; it's about whales loving
kirk quotes a whale loving poem at the lady biologist and she thinks it's cool and good

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Leperflesh posted:

so like some kind of civil war?

It's called revolutionary socialism my dude

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Top 10 Best Led Zeppelin Songs

(1) Kashmir
(2) Kashmir
(3) I Am A God
(4) Kashmir
(5) Enter Sandman
(6) Kashmir
(7) When The Levee Breaks
(8) Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe
(9) Kashmir
(10) Kashmir

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Volkerball posted:

It's called revolutionary socialism my dude

do the revolutionary socialists know that the republicans are the ones with all the guns?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Leperflesh posted:

do the revolutionary socialists know that the republicans are the ones with all the guns?

I work at a gun factory. When the time comes I got y'all

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Free Thoguh.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Probably Magic posted:

Top 10 Best Led Zeppelin Songs

(1) Kashmir
(2) Kashmir
(3) I Am A God
(4) Kashmir
(5) Enter Sandman
(6) Kashmir
(7) When The Levee Breaks
(8) Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe
(9) Kashmir
(10) Kashmir

Wth why is Love Shaq not on this list? That's where it's at, Probably Magic, that's where it's at!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Best song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFZP8zQ5kzk

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrSyrOaoAug

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Volkerball posted:

I work at a gun factory. When the time comes I got y'all

lemme know when you're working at the factory that makes helicopter gunships, APCs, or cruise missile destroyers maybe.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Leperflesh posted:

lemme know when you're working at the factory that makes helicopter gunships, APCs, or cruise missile destroyers maybe.

Yeah, because the army is so good at putting down insurgencies. 3 Toyota trucks, 7 rifles, and one unexploded ordinance we find, and we're good.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Great job. Now this thread is being monitored by the FBI and ATF.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Like we need a war to kill the South

Just tell them the government says drinking gasoline is bad for the environment and they will be falling over themselves to stick it to environmentalists

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Great job. Now this thread is being monitored by the FBI and ATF.

I'm glad

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The south's greatest enemy: hookworm. I kid you not.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Great job. Now this thread is being monitored by the FBI and ATF.

Lol if you don't think Trump has every one who has made a joke against Trump on that list.

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the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
dying from cancer just to own libs

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