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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Clawtopsy posted:

You're not thinking basic enough

there's going to be a moment where han shoots someone first, and looks directly at the camera, and says something like "i ALWAYS shoot first" and all the grognards in the audience will clap and cheer and give a standing ovation, and then i will ritually disembowel myself with a Coke(tm)-brand Lightsaber(tm) in the popcorn and candy wrapper strewn aisle of the cinema

Han shoots first in a jerkoff contest with Lando and wins the Millennium Falcon.

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Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

counterfeitsaint posted:

Game drat man, spoilers geeze.



Aw my bad. I figure those dongs are largely plot-adjacent, should still be able to enjoy the show.

I do like that show btw, irrespective of wangitude.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I hope to find out more about what's going on to the nude folks just floating around after getting devoured by the vajayjay

It wasn't the worst way to go imo

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
No joke. Dick should have come with a team lift warning label.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
How well does American Gods work when they have to be pronouncing Low Key's name which gives part of the plot away?

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up
Sometimes a cigar is just a giant vagina in the desert that swallows men whole

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Snatch Duster posted:

Have none of you nerds watched the expanse yet?

It's pretty good imo. Proper sci-fi show.

I have. And it's nice to have a good space show again. Although that Indian lady is the worst loving actress in the world and I don't understand why they cast her. I like the idea of the character quite a lot but, lady, what the gently caress?

Also, Babylon 5 is like my favorite show ever but I can never ever recommend it to anyone because the barrier to entry is just too high. They have to be willing to overlook cheap sets, cheap cgi, bad acting and extreme silliness like Lando's hair and you have to tell them that it doesn't really get good until season 2 but they can't skip season 1 because it sets stuff up. Oh, and season one is like 24 episodes lol.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Stunt cock!

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

monster on a stick posted:

How well does American Gods work when they have to be pronouncing Low Key's name which gives part of the plot away?

Seeing it print I'm only coming up with one pronunciation, and I'm pretty sure I see where it's going.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

KakerMix posted:

MAN I love Farscape way the hell more than Star Wars

Absolutely.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

So it's a show about Loki's dick?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Farscape has more in common with Guardians of the Galaxy anyways, so it was nice seeing Ben Browder show up for a very short cameo.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

monster on a stick posted:

How well does American Gods work when they have to be pronouncing Low Key's name which gives part of the plot away?

They didn't say his name yet.

Also, if you've ever wanted to see Gillian Anderson dressed as Lucille Ball licking her lips and making innuendo this show has that.

As well as a multitude of dicks that are meatier than a Texas BBQ competition.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Gillian Anderson ages like the finest wine :allears:

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

powerful sex moves posted:

I have. And it's nice to have a good space show again. Although that Indian lady is the worst loving actress in the world and I don't understand why they cast her. I like the idea of the character quite a lot but, lady, what the gently caress?

Also, Babylon 5 is like my favorite show ever but I can never ever recommend it to anyone because the barrier to entry is just too high. They have to be willing to overlook cheap sets, cheap cgi, bad acting and extreme silliness like Lando's hair and you have to tell them that it doesn't really get good until season 2 but they can't skip season 1 because it sets stuff up. Oh, and season one is like 24 episodes lol.

She's the most popular character on the show, and she is delightful. That voice is one in a million, and I'm glad they choose the actress they did. Also she's Persian I think.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

counterfeitsaint posted:

She's the most popular character on the show, and she is delightful. That voice is one in a million, and I'm glad they choose the actress they did. Also she's Persian I think.

Agreed, I think she is great and that voice is amazing.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

counterfeitsaint posted:

She's the most popular character on the show, and she is delightful. That voice is one in a million, and I'm glad they choose the actress they did. Also she's Persian I think.

Expanse is good and she's one of if not the best part of the show.
\/ She sometimes has an almost Christopher Walken way of stressing words but that's just how she is. She's a good actress, has a really unique voice, and gets some amazing costumes. Holden, the boring one-note white male neutral good hero is the weakest point of the show both for writing and acting.

Baronjutter fucked around with this message at 22:29 on May 8, 2017

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
That surprises me. I told my husband that you guys all think she's good and he was like what the gently caress too. There's something about how she emphasizes the wrong words like she doesn't understand what she's actually saying that always bugs me.

Whatev. To each their own.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

powerful sex moves posted:

Also, Babylon 5 is like my favorite show ever but I can never ever recommend it to anyone because the barrier to entry is just too high. They have to be willing to overlook cheap sets, cheap cgi, bad acting and extreme silliness like Lando's hair and you have to tell them that it doesn't really get good until season 2 but they can't skip season 1 because it sets stuff up. Oh, and season one is like 24 episodes lol.

So recommend it to Doctor Who fans, they are used to all of that.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Doctor Who is poo poo.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
You clearly don't read The Expanse thread in TVIV then.

It's equal parts praise for that character, non book readers whining about spoilers, and book readers whining about how they aren't allow to post spoilers. Don't read the TVIV thread.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

counterfeitsaint posted:

Don't read the TVIV thread.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Randarkman posted:

Doctor Who is poo poo.

gtfo you wannabe

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

powerful sex moves posted:

That surprises me. I told my husband that you guys all think she's good and he was like what the gently caress too. There's something about how she emphasizes the wrong words like she doesn't understand what she's actually saying that always bugs me.

Whatev. To each their own.

It's probably due to being not an english as first language speaker, which lends credence to her UN post in a subtle way.

I like both the performance and the character quite a bit. Also the martian marine has really grown on me too, she was kind of irritating at first but now is another favourite. Great show and the 2nd season exceeded the first imo.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Read the Book Barn thread. It's much more chill.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

priznat posted:

It's probably due to being not an english as first language speaker, which lends credence to her UN post in a subtle way.

I like both the performance and the character quite a bit. Also the martian marine has really grown on me too, she was kind of irritating at first but now is another favourite. Great show and the 2nd season exceeded the first imo.

the marine lady looks weird

thats my entire opinion on that character

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Snatch Duster posted:

gtfo you wannabe

Wannabe what?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Randarkman posted:

Wannabe what?

scifi show enjoyer

we are all talking about spacemans and you bring up some wacky british dude that travels in a phone booth

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

B...but...but I wasn't the one who brought it up!
You're being mean!

Also who said I enjoy sci-fi shows?

Besides Star Trek, that poo poo's hilarious.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Randarkman posted:

B...but...but I wasn't the one who brought it up!
You're being mean!

Also who said I enjoy sci-fi shows?

Besides Star Trek, that poo poo's hilarious.

oh my mistake i read it as "doctor who is THE poo poo"

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013
The Cyberman version of Josh would still have a visible beard.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

monster on a stick posted:

The Cyberman version of Josh would still have a visible beard.

Made from aluminum shavings

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

vermin posted:

Made from aluminum shavings

And the Doctor would use his Sonic Screwdriver to turn the aluminum into magnetic aluminum and then have him stuck to the set.

I'm gonna send this idea to the BBC, this poo poo writes itself.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Snatch Duster posted:

the marine lady looks weird

thats my entire opinion on that character

At first I thought she was a bit small to be a marine but with power armor and a kick rear end kiwi accent she can do alright.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Randarkman posted:

Doctor Who is poo poo.

Truth.

The only good science fiction shows are Sliders and MST3K.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Sliders was fun until John Rhys-Davies left

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

priznat posted:

At first I thought she was a bit small to be a marine but with power armor and a kick rear end kiwi accent she can do alright.

the fact that skinny fat chick can beat her power armor in hand wrestling match makes me skeptical of Martian military superiority.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Snatch Duster posted:

the fact that skinny fat chick can beat her power armor in hand wrestling match makes me skeptical of Martian military superiority.

Mars stronk!

She did have some decent butt kicking when on Mao's ship, along with Sawyer guy.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

priznat posted:

Mars stronk!

She did have some decent butt kicking when on Mao's ship, along with Sawyer guy.

you can put the fat kid from Oasis in that power armor and he would kick those private military guy's rear end too

idk: i'm not buying this mars is strong bullshit

also the belt is sympathetic but all their leaders that seem good are from Earth and all the lovely ones/terrorists are actually from the belt. Good job show, you made me side with the socialist dystopia that is UN's Earth.

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Snatch Duster posted:

you can put the fat kid from Oasis in that power armor and he would kick those private military guy's rear end too

That's true, they got clowned pretty bad. The whole not looking around a corner while a longhaired martian marine presses up against the wall seems like a tactical error.

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