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Yes, but the bar still gets wet, which is the apparent issue.
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Lol if you don't grate soap all over your body with a repurposed cheese grater to keep the bar dry.
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May 8, 2017 23:03
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Pick posted:I don't rub the bar onto my own skin like some sort of demented heathen. It goes on a loofah, the loofah gets washed. You're never getting poo particles out of that loofa
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May 8, 2017 23:11
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I like dr bronner's bar soap.
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May 8, 2017 23:22
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The Sexual Shiite posted:I like dr bronner's bar soap. This is the only correct opinion. It feels good, works great, smells great, and lasts a long time. The peppermint soap makes you feel like there's an invisible ghost in the shower fanning your nads with cool air when you soap them up.
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May 8, 2017 23:30
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Pick posted:I don't rub the bar onto my own skin like some sort of demented heathen. It goes on a loofah, the loofah gets washed. Apparently I am a demented heathen. I later up my hands real good and use them to wash my face, armpits, balls, feet, taint, and b-hole, but the larger areas like torso and legs I just rub the bar over until I've worked up a good lather. My girlfriend uses a loofah for body wash, I thought that's what they were for. I've never heard of anyone using a loofah for bar soap, that sounds really inefficient. Having to work the bar into a lather, and transfer enough it to the loofah for a thorough wash. I'll continue my demented, heathenistic washing strategy thank you. Edit: While we're talking about bar soap, I use Irish Spring. I used to use the "moisture blast" one with microbeads, which I really liked a lot. I stopped using that when the whole thing came out about how bad those things are for the environment, that fish we're eating them or whatever, and now I use the original. Either way they smell great, and don't melt into liquid if not meticulously dried, which is apparently a thing. om nom nom has a new favorite as of 23:44 on May 8, 2017 |
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May 8, 2017 23:38
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:This is the only correct opinion. It feels good, works great, smells great, and lasts a long time. The peppermint soap makes you feel like there's an invisible ghost in the shower fanning your nads with cool air when you soap them up. You can invite that ghost into your pants with a bit of Gold Bond powder.
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May 8, 2017 23:44
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ReidRansom posted:You can invite that ghost into your pants with a bit of Gold Bond powder. how do i get the ghost in my butt asking for a friend
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May 8, 2017 23:58
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om nom nom posted:Apparently I am a demented heathen. I later up my hands real good and use them to wash my face, armpits, balls, feet, taint, and b-hole, but the larger areas like torso and legs I just rub the bar over until I've worked up a good lather. Those were banned and now they use ground-up peach pits or something instead.
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May 9, 2017 00:04
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The bars of soap are made from clean, how can they get dirty!?
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May 9, 2017 00:08
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:This is the only correct opinion. It feels good, works great, smells great, and lasts a long time. The peppermint soap makes you feel like there's an invisible ghost in the shower fanning your nads with cool air when you soap them up. It's like mouthwash for your junk.
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May 9, 2017 00:11
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My routine is to drink a quart of bodywash, let that circulate for an hour or two, then do a really hard workout so I start sweating the soap through my skin. Ain't no cleaner clean than from the inside out. I mean, *snort*, applying the soap to the outside of your skin?! Heh, okay grandpa.
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May 9, 2017 00:17
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om nom nom posted:Apparently I am a demented heathen. I later up my hands real good and use them to wash my face, armpits, balls, feet, taint, and b-hole, but the larger areas like torso and legs I just rub the bar over until I've worked up a good lather. How have you never heard of a wash cloth?
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May 9, 2017 00:19
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Who What Now posted:How have you never heard of a wash cloth? Wash clothes, like sponges, are just disgusting filth bombs that will make your entire shower smell like a stagnant pond. Use brillo. Like a man.
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May 9, 2017 00:34
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Who What Now posted:How have you never heard of a wash cloth? How are you getting that out of my post? I mentioned my preferred method, and commented on another poster's personal strategy, which was of interest to me, as I had never heard of someone employing that particular approach. I opted, however, not to make my post a commentary on all possible shower methods and techniques. I could have also mentioned that some other people use a wash cloth with a bar of soap, and in fact I have employed that strategy myself in the past, as it was the way my parents taught me to shower. I decided, instead, to jump right to the part about how I currently bathe, having moved to the "just the bar" technique some time in my mid to late teens. Having experience with both methods, I find that the "just the bar" strategy is more efficient, equally effective, and you avoid having a cloth in your shower that touches your dirty bits every day and therefore needs to be washes frequently. I instead I chose to comment only on my own current preference, without delving into the history of my approach to showering and applying soap to my body, nor all routines of bathing with which I am familiar, and the poster to whom I was responding's personal modus operandi. When I said I had never heard of anyone using a loofah for bar soap, the implication was that I thought that those who use bar soap use a wash cloth or just their hands/the bar, and that those who use a loofah tend to use it with a liquid body wash. Fuckin goons.
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May 9, 2017 00:47
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Who What Now posted:How have you never heard of a wash cloth? I grow one from about half of my body
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May 9, 2017 00:51
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I thought I was on the stdh thread for a bit. Goons claiming that they wash is definitely stdh.
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May 9, 2017 00:51
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Nice soap meltdown
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May 9, 2017 00:52
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1stGear posted:how do i get the ghost in my butt asking for a friend Keister a roll of Certs
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Munchables posted:Nice soap meltdown Yeah, I like this. 
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wash clothes, like sponges, are just disgusting filth bombs that will make your entire shower smell like a stagnant pond. Use brillo. Like a man. gently caress that. Just man up, lather up a leather belt and beat the gently caress out of every square inch of your skin.
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May 9, 2017 00:57
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:gently caress that. Just man up, lather up a leather belt and beat the gently caress out of every square inch of your skin.  "I got beaten by a soapy belt, and I turned out fine!"*posts on SomethingAwful*
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wash clothes, like sponges, are just disgusting filth bombs that will make your entire shower smell like a stagnant pond. Use brillo. Like a man. ... you put them in the laundry after a few uses. What do you do with your towels?
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May 9, 2017 01:13
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We were supposed to be on about how they made a fat bodywash bottle....not whatever the hell this is
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May 9, 2017 01:21
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:gently caress that. Just man up, lather up a leather belt and beat the gently caress out of every square inch of your skin. I prefer to strop myself.
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May 9, 2017 01:21
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So in Washington DC, 44% of people searched for incest, and that's the least incesty part of the US?
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May 9, 2017 01:23
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Guy Goodbody posted:So in Washington DC, 44% of people searched for incest, and that's the least incesty part of the US? It doesn't say 44%, just 44. Incest is 44 popular there.
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May 9, 2017 01:27
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Hedrigall posted:... you put them in the laundry after a few uses. The towel washes you, you don't wash the towel. Next you'll say that you people clean your showers. Ridiculous.
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May 9, 2017 01:27
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Lol look at all these goons pretending that they bathe.
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May 9, 2017 01:34
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Guy Goodbody posted:So in Washington DC, 44% of people searched for incest, and that's the least incesty part of the US? People in DC searched for incest 44% as often as people in the state where it's most common. The whole chart is relative to whichever state is most into incest.
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May 9, 2017 01:42
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I just kinda let cold water dribble on me. Saves time and energy.
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May 9, 2017 01:43
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Toast Museum posted:People in DC searched for incest 44% as often as people in the state where it's most common. The whole chart is relative to whichever state is most into incest. OK, but I'm pretty sure 100% of Alaskans searched for incest, so it works out the same.
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May 9, 2017 01:44
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I don't use any soap I can't eat so I just eat soap until I poo poo nothing but soap and then I rub it all over myself
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Munchables posted:Nice soap meltdown I think this is my first meltdown, and I'm so happy you could all share this experience with me, during a soap derail in the Awkward, Ugly, Gross thread, here at the Something Awful Dot Com forums. There are so many people to thank, Weldon Pemberton for having an issue with his bar soap melting, that really got this derail going. Pick, for using a loofah with bar soap, who drew my curiosity a sparked my first post about showering. Most importantly, thank you Who What Now for being a goony goon and inspiring a shower technique based meltdown. But I couldn't have done it without all of you, the posters. Thank you so much for being a part of this.
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om nom nom posted:I think this is my first meltdown, and I'm so happy you could all share this experience with me, during a soap derail in the Awkward, Ugly, Gross thread, here at the Something Awful Dot Com forums. There are so many people to thank, Weldon Pemberton for having an issue with his bar soap melting, that really got this derail going. Pick, for using a loofah with bar soap, who drew my curiosity a sparked my first post about showering. Most importantly, thank you Who What Now for being a goony goon and inspiring a shower technique based meltdown. But I couldn't have done it without all of you, the posters. Thank you so much for being a part of this.
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Jfc dude what went wrong in your life Probably only washing with your hands and not actually scrubbing Munchables has a new favorite as of 02:42 on May 9, 2017 |
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May 9, 2017 02:36
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I just eat soap and poo poo bubbles
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May 9, 2017 03:05
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Hey if you can't have fun and post absurd things on an internet comedy forum I don't know what to tell ya.
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May 9, 2017 03:23
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So...Jestery posted:I just eat soap and poo poo bubbles How do you wipe your rear end in a top hat after a soap poo poo?
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Bibliotechno Music posted:So... Loofa, duh
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