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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Suspicious posted:

didn't lowtax say he wanted an office to run away from his wife's bible study group? something like that

this was wife 1.0 right

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
the wife he had the mcmansion/daughter with was #3 i think? his current one is #4

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008

pram posted:

the wife he had the mcmansion/daughter with was #3 i think? his current one is #4

really? i thought there was #1 and #2

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

syscall girl posted:

smoking is super good for you and makes you look swell, declares surgeon general

"despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill".[104][218] Pence asserted, "2 out of every three smokers does [sic] not die from a smoking related illness and 9 out of ten smokers do not contract lung cancer"

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

pram posted:

the wife he had the mcmansion/daughter with was #3 i think? his current one is #4

There was Integral (I think they got engaged but not married?), and there was Megan, and now his current wife.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

OldAlias posted:

"despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill".[104][218] Pence asserted, "2 out of every three smokers does [sic] not die from a smoking related illness and 9 out of ten smokers do not contract lung cancer"

well



time is a flat circle

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



oh only 10% of smokers get lung cancer and a third die from it? nbd

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

:heysexy:

Trashman
Sep 11, 2000

You trash eating stink bag!
Fun Shoe

BiohazrD posted:

theres also something to be said for getting out of the house, about half of our comapny works from home and i just cant imagine that would ever be good. i would live in basketball shorts and old college t shirts for a solid 5 days and my fiance would probably leave me

basically that dilbert comic about telecommuting

https://youtu.be/IW3lhfVpLL4

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

rear end posted:

There was Integral (I think they got engaged but not married?), and there was Megan, and now his current wife.

imagine if lowtax Megan was the same Megan as XKCD Megan :eyepop:

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

pram posted:

the wife he had the mcmansion/daughter with was #3 i think? his current one is #4

lowatax tried to marry integral

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

SmokaDustbowl posted:

lowatax tried to marry integral
ya integral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mloc0jh6kV4

she and i chatted on icq a lot and in hindsight i have no idea why.

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

ya integral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mloc0jh6kV4

she and i chatted on icq a lot and in hindsight i have no idea why.

That wasn't Integral in this hip-hop operating system video, right?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

trilljester posted:

That wasn't Integral in this hip-hop operating system video, right?

no that came later

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

infernal machines posted:

well, either ntp is hard or we're approaching the event horizon

or we're approaching the esr ntp event horizon

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

pram posted:

the wife he had the mcmansion/daughter with was #3 i think? his current one is #4

lol if true, i would think after wife #3, he'd just give up but nope i guess he just loves hemorrhaging money

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'm literally one of the oldest posters, everyone is permabanning themselves and poo poo

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

well SOME of us have a buncha banned alts going back to the early years

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

well SOME of us have a buncha banned alts going back to the early years

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


:owned:

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
everyone is getting permabanned and poo poo

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I didn't think I'd last this long even with my anime posting

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I mean people have paid to get 9/11 regdates and poo poo lmao

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'd post in GBS more I guess, but everyone here has something to say. even if I post anime someone has a critique

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
so suck my tits I will post forever on this forum

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
prolifically too it seems

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

prolifically too it seems

*super nerd voice* a bluh bluh bluh bluhhhh

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

infernal machines posted:

prolifically too it seems

Lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I own forever

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
observation: the older posters are gone because they have families and lives and little time to shitpost, the ones that don't are outed as pedophiles and perma'd.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
at some point you have to ask yourself, which are you?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
a bluhhh bloooo blooo

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



SmokaDustbowl posted:

I didn't think I'd last this long even with my anime posting

*smoka and anime look each other in the eyes slowly, longingly, passionately*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRY3aKx8bKg&t=49s

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 02:03 on May 9, 2017

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
every time I get probated it's just a bunch of dipshits in khaki shorts talking about comic book movies

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I offer something different but no, that ain't happening

and I'll never stop

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
it's no wonder gbs is garbage and people are fleeing like mad

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
because you get probed for posting anime in yopos?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The remaining good posters were all perma probated or banned and while some of those were rescinded, the posters did not come back for the most part. Now it's just me and the rest of the worst of the worst

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Blue Train posted:

The remaining good posters were all perma probated or banned and while some of those were rescinded, the posters did not come back for the most part. Now it's just me and the rest of the worst of the worst

lol no

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