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Tiggum posted:Does Mole Man just go around trying to marry random women? Is that his thing? Mole-Man's whole thing is that he feels mistreated by the Surface Dwellers (even though it's because he's a complete rear end every time he interacts with them). So any time any woman shows even the least amount of courtesy to him (Aunt May, Squirrel Girl, probably the Invisible Woman, etc), he assumes they're in love with him and tries to marry them. The parallels to basement-dwellers have been made.
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What if both Doc Ock and Mole Man appear to duke it out for her heart? But I'm not sure if Dock Ock tried to marry Aunt May in NSM continuity, so that's one less wonderful thing in the world. BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 23:50 on May 8, 2017 |
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:What if both Doc Ock and Mole Man appear to duke it out for her heart? You think too small. The NSM way is to go in full force and have someone like Dr. Doom or Shuma-Gorath fight for Aunt May's heart.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Jesus was that storyline from 2010? It seemed like only yesterday. NSM warps time in interesting ways, it's true.
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SilverSupernova posted:You think too small. The NSM way is to go in full force and have someone like Dr. Doom or Shuma-Gorath fight for Aunt May's heart. It should be the basis of Marvel vs Capcom story mode.
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Tiggum posted:Does Mole Man just go around trying to marry random women? Is that his thing? Pretty much: 
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May 9, 2017 04:49
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Alhazred posted:Pretty much: A personification of a nerd's dream. Synthbuttrange posted:
Mole Man beat Thing, who has punched Hulk. That guy is not going to have a good time.
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Moleman beats the bouncer with a stick, Peter sees this and starts sweating and shaking profusely. oh nooooooooo 
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Synthbuttrange posted:
This is an edit, right? There's no way that's possible the real NSM strip.
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May 9, 2017 05:23
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Mole Man + Kingpin team up. Now.
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It's gonna be magneto for no reason
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May 9, 2017 06:19
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Aunt May invites Mole Man to the premiere and Spiderman wrecks it somehow
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Being an old man and looking in a window? That'll get your lip split in this neighborhood, mister!
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La La Fine Dining
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Being an old man and looking in a window? That'll get your lip split in this neighborhood, mister! Hollywood hates aging. Anna and May will fight over Mole Man, and Ryan Murphy will write the 3rd season of Feud about it.
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May 9, 2017 07:31
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Aunt May will introduce Mole Man to polyamory.
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Aunt May will introduce Mole Man to polyamory. Just in time for Wonder Woman!
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The MSJ posted:Hollywood hates aging. But wait, who will play May, and who will play Anna? I hope they bring back Jessica Lange and Susan Sarandon again.
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Panel 1 could almost be Mole Man reading Newspaper Spider Man.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
He's a bit short, but that's clearly the Phantom in his civilian disguise. Newspaper comic strip crossover coming up!
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Syncopated posted:He's a bit short, but that's clearly the Phantom in his civilian disguise. Newspaper comic strip crossover coming up! Stop promoting his brand!!
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This is the same move that took down a guy who can go toe to toe with the Hulk. I'm surprised this man's leg didn't fly off like Mole Man was playing golf with it.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
jyrque posted:
that is a face of fear
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Why in the world does his spider-sense care if two people are fighting outside? Does it go off whenever he's at the store and someone gets into an argument with the cashier?
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freshlybaked posted:Why in the world does his spider-sense care if two people are fighting outside? Does it go off whenever he's at the store and someone gets into an argument with the cashier? Spider-Man's spider sense has always basically done whatever the plot demands as long as 'danger' works into it somehow. He's sensed dudes with guns hidden on them or people walking by who might spot him but failed to notice, say, bricks that are about to hit his stupid head.
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freshlybaked posted:Why in the world does his spider-sense care if two people are fighting outside? Does it go off whenever he's at the store and someone gets into an argument with the cashier? his spider sense identifies blunt objects being used as weapons nearby, because they're spiderman's kryponite it can't detect ones being used on him, because they're spiderman's kryptonite.
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Maybe his Spider-sense figures a dude getting kneecapped several feet away is a cause for concern!
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ImpAtom posted:Spider-Man's spider sense has always basically done whatever the plot demands as long as 'danger' works into it somehow. He's sensed dudes with guns hidden on them or people walking by who might spot him but failed to notice, say, bricks that are about to hit his stupid head. bricks, being the natural predators of spider themed heroes, developed a natural coating that renders them invisible to spider senses
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ImpAtom posted:Spider-Man's spider sense has always basically done whatever the plot demands as long as 'danger' works into it somehow. He's sensed dudes with guns hidden on them or people walking by who might spot him but failed to notice, say, bricks that are about to hit his stupid head. I guess I just have a hard time deciding what's so dangerous about some short guy getting into 'altercations' outside which have nothing to do with him. Or perhaps his precognition is so strong that it already knows what bizarre plot he's in for because of said short guy. Tunicate posted:his spider sense identifies blunt objects being used as weapons nearby, because they're spiderman's kryponite I can accept this because a real spider could not beat a brick.
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The proportional squishability of a spider
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Pete is making it up. He just wants to escape a boring conversation. Unfortunately, his bullshit happened to be right. His spider-sense is going off because the chef spat in his food.
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also, i love peter's look of disgust and horror
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they actually brought the whacking stick back. The continuity of NSM is truly incredible.
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freshlybaked posted:I can accept this because a real spider could not beat a brick. I just assume the sense stays quiet because there's nothing worth protecting when it comes to a blow to the head in Peter's case.
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It wants to be knocked out of Peter's head and move to a good superhero. Become Captain America's patriot sense or Thor's godsense or something.
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ZeroCount posted:they actually brought the whacking stick back. The continuity of NSM is truly incredible. The stick is like Mole Man's thing.  Although hitting people in the shins is usually not his go-to.
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The MSJ posted:It wants to be knocked out of Peter's head and move to a good superhero. Become Captain America's patriot sense or Thor's godsense or something. Hey! Someone is threatening America!
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