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A potential politician being afraid of having made fake IDs in an era where one of the biggest political entities running right now was caught bragging about sexual assault and did not lose a single vote is very funny to me. Refuse to acknowledge it if it comes up, accuse the media of fake news and nobody will care in a week.
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:A potential politician being afraid of having made fake IDs in an era where one of the biggest political entities running right now was caught bragging about sexual assault and did not lose a single vote is very funny to me. Refuse to acknowledge it if it comes up, accuse the media of fake news and nobody will care in a week. If you're in Utah please do run against Mia Love, and come give me illegal cable. I'm 1/4 Mexican so it's cool. Bles.
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May 8, 2017 21:39
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The cable/bandwidth industry is super evil and ripping them off is actually as heroic of a public service as helping a battered woman escape her husband  quote:My mom is the oldest of my grandfather's 7 children. The youngest child, or one of my uncles is easily my closest family member besides my wife. To give an idea of the age gap, my mom is in her mid 60s and Uncle is in his early 40s. You can object to things your grandpa does without condemning him entirely as a person. Try doing that with some of your relatives that you trust more or feel are less likely to take offense -- your mom and uncle are good bets here -- and see if the resulting conversation helps you feel any better. Also we've got a followup from Carl's boss. quote:Gapeboss here. Everything with Carl went bananas. what in what universe can you not fire someone who caused their boss to get emails of their wide open rear end in a top hat because the entire HR department is also fired? Just ask the guys who fired HR to fire Carl. "Yes, we're going to have a problem. Fire him please." This isn't complicated.
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May 8, 2017 21:55
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Bad follow up  In 3 weeks it will be "Guys what do I do? Carl has just been made CEO of the company and I'm now his assistant"Should have taken it in a different direction.
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May 8, 2017 22:06
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Hedrigall posted:In 3 weeks it will be "Guys what do I do? Carl has just been made CEO of the company and I'm now his rear endistant"
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May 8, 2017 22:43
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Yeah, you were better off just not following up because that's even more unbelievable than the original unbelievable story.
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May 8, 2017 22:51
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Carl's getting a promotion? Atta boy Haha didn't think you'd listen to me
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May 8, 2017 22:51
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Better Carl's Hole That's the best one I've got
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May 8, 2017 23:11
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loquacius posted:
this one
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May 8, 2017 23:21
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If the followup is true those are also the only two male HR people I have ever heard of in my life
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May 8, 2017 23:27
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Didnt i say several times to promote him? Jastiger wins again.
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May 9, 2017 00:10
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gapeboss posted:My boss ended the phone call by saying "So basically... Carl keeps his job. We can't fire him when we have no HR department, and our two guys on the case were basically fired for unethical behaviour relating to his case. Can you handle working with Carl or are we going to have a problem?" Amazing  I don't even care that it's made up
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May 9, 2017 00:22
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, you were better off just not following up because that's even more unbelievable than the original unbelievable story. loquacius posted:If the followup is true those are also the only two male HR people I have ever heard of in my life 
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May 9, 2017 00:33
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HR is a plague. They're like the adult version of hall monitors, only instead of being able to take your recess away they can ruin your life forever.
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May 9, 2017 00:45
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Solice Kirsk posted:HR is a plague. They're like the adult version of hall monitors, only instead of being able to take your recess away they can ruin your life forever. Cool, so who did you sexually harass?
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Hedrigall posted:Cool, so who did you sexually harass? Sexually harass? I wish! No, mine is an HR story much..........damnit.I forgot theTroy McLure quote... edit: And I one time had to argue with HR about reporting my hours worked.....when I was salaried and commissions and it made no difference what so ever to anyone, but that one HR person. HR is just a job created to have more jobs. Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 01:03 on May 9, 2017 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sexually harass? I wish! No, mine is an HR story much..........damnit.I forgot theTroy McLure quote... Unlike all other office jobs, which are productive and valuable to the human race.
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May 9, 2017 03:43
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Data ain't gonna entry itself. 
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May 9, 2017 03:59
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I think it's time to send your own gaping rear end in a top hat pics to your boss, confession goon.
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May 9, 2017 10:09
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rear end in a top hat grandfather goon, just do whatever you can to suck up to him now. Play along with everything he says, lie about living with other people before marriage even if you are, promise him a male grandson, whatever you think will make him happy. He'll be dead soon and defending your morals (or lack of them in his eyes) will do nothing but get you cut out of the will. Call him a dick all you want when he's dead and you have some of his money. rear end gape goon, you've made the same mistake people here make when their first story/thread generates a lot of interest and they feel like they need to produce more material and just start making stuff up.
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May 9, 2017 10:20
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you should hold a big family event and get everyone there and publicly call out the granddad. You're not getting anything in the will anyway cause a big scene imo
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Jose posted:you should hold a big family event and get everyone there and publicly call out the granddad. You're not getting anything in the will anyway cause a big scene imo That's quitter talk. I was basically written out of my similar grandfather's will when he heard I voted for Al Gore in 2000, but all it took is being willing to listen to him parrot what alex jones or glenn beck said recently and agree with it a couple times a year and I'm his favorite now. Do you really think "calling out" an 80 year old is going to do anything or even make him feel bad? I mean, I could say "that's racist grandpa, you shouldn't say that" every time and he'd just laugh, tell me to gently caress off, and go back to watching golf.
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May 9, 2017 10:47
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he's a war veteran get some explosives to go off while you berate him
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May 9, 2017 10:48
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loquacius posted:Just ask the guys who fired HR to fire Carl. "Yes, we're going to have a problem. Fire him please." This isn't complicated. How did you manage to interpret "I had settled in my mind that I was just going to leave it" as "Yes, we're going to have a problem"? The boss doesn't want to fire Carl, the confessor doesn't want to fire Carl, and presumably Carl doesn't want to be fired either. But forums poster loquacius wants Carl fired so better start with the paperwork!
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May 9, 2017 10:58
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Doctor Malaver posted:How did you manage to interpret "I had settled in my mind that I was just going to leave it" as "Yes, we're going to have a problem"? The boss doesn't want to fire Carl, the confessor doesn't want to fire Carl, and presumably Carl doesn't want to be fired either. But forums poster loquacius wants Carl fired so better start with the paperwork! Honestly I'd just let it go and let it work itself out. If the guy sends his gaping rear end in a top hat to one person he'll do it again, let them deal with the hassle/responsibility of getting the guy fired. Pass the buck (or in this case, the rear end).
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Honestly I'd just let it go and let it work itself out. If the guy sends his gaping rear end in a top hat to one person he'll do it again, let them deal with the hassle/responsibility of getting the guy fired. Pass the buck (or in this case, the rear end). Did you ever dream boldly enough to think that one day you'd write these words?
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Doctor Malaver posted:How did you manage to interpret "I had settled in my mind that I was just going to leave it" as "Yes, we're going to have a problem"? The boss doesn't want to fire Carl, the confessor doesn't want to fire Carl, and presumably Carl doesn't want to be fired either. But forums poster loquacius wants Carl fired so better start with the paperwork! Is that your reading of this somehow  What happened is that corporate wanted to fire him, but then they had to fire all of HR so whoops guess nobody's getting fired now because that's absolutely how that works also what odd dystopian world do you live in where "fire that guy" is not a reasonable reaction to "my employee told his dominatrix she could send me naked pictures of him" quote:So my friend just got out of jail for murder a few months ago and he doesn't want to hang out with me or any of his old friends anymore. I get that he wants to focus on family right now, but he refuses to even speak to any of us. We went to visit him, some of us were character witnesses for him at his trial, and all of us supported him as best we could during his trial and while he was in. He was in there for 7 years, and we lost a lot of friends since then, but the ones of us that made have all changed our lives for the better and want to help him get back on his feet. From what I understand he's just sitting around his house smoking pot and drinking. I dunno man I've never been to jail for seven years. I guess SOME me-time is a reasonable thing to ask but he's gonna get in a rut if he lets it go on for too long. Lay off for now but not for good, I say. quote:Fifteen years ago I slit my wrist while I was on acid. I didn't do this because I was suicidal, but because I decided to attempt a pact with the devil. Man small-city politics is so weird, why would people want a restaurant owner to run for mayor (the obvious answer is diabolical influence)
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May 9, 2017 13:24
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If that is all your soul got you that's a pretty lovely deal.
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May 9, 2017 13:28
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i've got multiple pm's in my inbox of a goons prolapsed anus ama
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May 9, 2017 13:29
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Pretty sure the devil doesn't exist so you're probably ok
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If you're still worried, do something like kidnap and murder a small child and wait to see what happens. If you only get more popular, you know something's fishy
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May 9, 2017 13:31
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poo poo, just create a fake email address and resend the pictures to YOUR boss. Scale the problem up, isn't that Middle Management 101?
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May 9, 2017 14:03
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Jose posted:i've got multiple pm's in my inbox of a goons prolapsed anus ama Lmao EDIT: LMPAO
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May 9, 2017 14:39
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loquacius posted:Is that your reading of this somehow We are in agreement about what happened but not in what should happen next. The boss can't/won't fire Carl and asks the confessor "Can you handle working with Carl or are we going to have a problem?" This is euphemism for "Are you going to make me problems?" Your advice is to respond - Yes sir, this will be a problem and I insist that Carl is fired. I live in a world where this is the worst possible response for the confessor's career, especially since the confessor doesn't have a problem with Carl. Honestly you should give up on career-related advice and stick with giving emotional advice. You're doing fine with that. I also live in a world where I manage people and if something weird like this happened, I would evaluate the situation with foremost concern being the operation of my department. Maybe I'd fire Carl / have him fired, maybe I wouldn't. Depends on how difficult it would be to replace him, how it would affect the deadlines and how much risk there would be of him doing something similar that would involve other co-workers. There are no foregone conclusions here.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:rear end gape goon, Mods?
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"Are we going to have a problem?" sounds more like a thinly veiled threat to the confessor than a genuine question, like usually when someone asks you that and you say "yeah, we are going to have a problem" I would expect to be told to clean out my desk and be escorted from the premises
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purple death ray posted:"Are we going to have a problem?" sounds more like a thinly veiled threat to the confessor than a genuine question, like usually when someone asks you that and you say "yeah, we are going to have a problem" I would expect to be told to clean out my desk and be escorted from the premises Yeah. It would be hilarious tho if the confessor made a fuss and got fired over it, which would make three people fired over the anus pic. Everybody except the guy who sent it! Like some curse... :O
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May 9, 2017 15:21
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Before you get fired you see the ring
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May 9, 2017 15:22
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Hey, do you guys want to go down to The Crusty Swallow? I know it's a lovely old dive bar, but some guy just bought it and he uses fresh vegetables from his wildly successful plant nursery!!!!!
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Welcome to Carl's corner office; have a seat. Mayoral candidate, you know what you need to do to clench this election.
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