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Holy hell that pie-er got the stone cold look of a killer on his face.
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Mods, change my name to seekey pointmingly tia. https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/861950739664445440
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May 9, 2017 15:50
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I fully believe that pie-man was hired to do this and would just as happily have shanked him between the ribs with that same look on his face.
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May 9, 2017 17:29
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Rysithusiku posted:I fully believe that pie-man was hired to do this and would just as happily have shanked him between the ribs with that same look on his face. Even hitmen need an easy job now and then
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May 9, 2017 18:09
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Easy as pie even.
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May 9, 2017 18:20
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Just let your hand drop to your side and the pie slip out. Everyone will still think you've got it. They're gonna be staring at your face, Mike. So walk out of the place real fast, but you don't run. Don't look nobody directly in the eye, but don't look away either. They're gonna be scared of you, believe me, so don't worry about nothing.
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May 9, 2017 18:22
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That's how I imagine wacky kids TV shows in the Soviet Union. "I have been hit in face with pie. You may now laugh for seven seconds... and now humourous animation series "Josef and His Shovel." This week, Josef harvest potato crop despite interference from decadent CIA dogs and uses shovel to kill one of them."
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May 9, 2017 18:27
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Catberry posted:real fake news The fact that this phrase exists irks me for a reason I can't adequately explain.
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May 9, 2017 19:30
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Left Ventricle posted:The fact that this phrase exists irks me for a reason I can't adequately explain. Welcome to Trumpland! Please check your sanity at the door.
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May 9, 2017 19:39
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The MSJ posted:The pie on Qantas CEO's face certainly wasn't fake. I love how casually he does it but I hate that the news people say that he threw the pie.
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May 9, 2017 21:09
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Cow sex suspect hunted by police helicopter Police scrambled a helicopter in a bid to track down a man suspected of committing a sex act on a cow. The suspect was reportedly seen interfering with the farm animal near Denham Way, in Maple Cross, Hertfordshire, on Saturday morning. Despite the aerial search, officers were unable to locate him after they were called at 07:18 BST, the St Albans and Harpenden Review reported. Hertfordshire Police said the cow was unhurt. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-39859134  Police said the animal (not pictured) was unhurt
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May 9, 2017 22:47
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NH police: Driver faked registration using cheese wrapper
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Lime Tonics posted:Hertfordshire Police said the cow was unhurt. Rape culture.
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“I’m literally in tears right now. That’s all I have to say,” said a longtime special agent who’s known and worked with Comey for years, who first heard the news on the car radio. Millennial FBI agents. 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:“I’m literally in tears right now. That’s all I have to say,” said a longtime special agent who’s known and worked with Comey for years, who first heard the news on the car radio. The real question is if it's tears of sadness, joy or amusement?
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May 10, 2017 04:34
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'Nightmare house' Zillow listing tells buyers don't ask about mysterious occupant upstairs A recent house listing on Zillow in South Carolina is gaining attention for its mystery occupant upstairs that agents are telling potential buyers "don't bother asking" about the occupant living upstairs rent-free. Should someone buy the home in Cayce, a city near Colombia, the listing says that person assumes responsibility for the tenant upstairs. It specifically states: "Upstairs apartment cannot be shown under any circumstances. Buyer assumes responsibility for the month-to-month tenancy in the upstairs apartment. Occupant has never paid, and no security deposit is being held, but there is a lease in place. (Yes, it does not make sense, please don't bother asking.)" The single-family home appears to be a diamond in the rough, as the listing states -- a two-bedroom house with a separate cottage. The property is being sold "as-is" with no repairs, no clean-up and no warranties expressed or implied. According to the post, there is a mysterious tenant who lives upstairs from you that never pays rent and the owner has never seen. http://www.fox5ny.com/news/253527840-story
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Lime Tonics posted:'Nightmare house' Zillow listing tells buyers don't ask about mysterious occupant upstairs Can you even get a noncommercial mortgage for a property that has an active lease on a room/apt? And yo bet your rear end I'm going to want to meet the bonus serial killer before I buy a place.
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flosofl posted:And yo bet your rear end I'm going to want to meet the bonus serial killer before I buy a place. You have to keep him because he's the only one who can keep the ghosts from murdering you. It's a murder house, just look at the rest of the pictures from that listing:https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/709-Michaelmas-Ave-Cayce-SC-29033/11213633_zpid/ He may end up in the downstairs unit soon though. The roof leaks and the ceiling is rotting.
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May 10, 2017 05:09
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Tomb Drawing Shows Mongoose on a Leash, Puzzling Archaeologists
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I know its dailymail, but there are other news sites running the story too and I don't feel like using them right now. Man, 65, charged with murdering his girlfriend, 60, claims she accidentally choked to death giving him oral sex - and he wants to show the jury his PENIS as part of his defense "Last week, Patterson’s defense attorney, Ken Padowitz, filed a motion asking a judge to allow his client to present his manhood to the jury, arguing that it is 'essential' for members of the panel to examine the body part in order to fully understand testimony from an expert witness, reported the Sun-Sentinel. The defense attorney also requested that Patterson be allowed to strip down in front of a handpicked group of people, among them the judge, lawyers, a bailiff and the jurors. If his request is turned down, Padowitz said he would consider making a mold of his client’s sex organ to show the jurors." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4489536/Suspect-woman-s-choking-death-wants-penis-shown-jury.html She died doing what she loved.... oh wait no she didn't, you loving murdered her; and now you are trying to make everyone look at your old man dick.
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May 10, 2017 08:04
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cinni posted:Better be a drat fine dick of the elder. Every day I come to SA, I always read something I never expected to see in my life.
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May 10, 2017 08:08
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Statistically speaking most of the jury wouldn't be interested in old man boner, so he'd better be packing a masterfully carved obsidian monolith in there.
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May 10, 2017 08:40
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Lime Tonics posted:Satan's abode Oh gently caress it, that house looks cool and my life could use some shaking up. I'd take it.
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May 10, 2017 08:47
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I don't see how any size or shape of boner could reasonably lead to someone accidentally choking to death on it.  Hmm. Maybe if it's like two feet long but really thin and floppy, so she accidentally inhaled it and died before she could disentangle herself from the spaghetti dong?
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May 10, 2017 08:49
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Lot of weird news lately, Local mother has warning for other parents after finding meth in son's video game Kayla McAllister purchased the game on Sunday from the GameStop on West Tennessee Street. She claims her 11-year-old son was looking through the inner sleeve of the game when he found a baggie with a white substance inside. Later, the Gadsden County Sheriff's Office confirmed it was 0.6 grams of meth. http://www.wtxl.com/news/local-mother-has-warning-for-other-parents-after-finding-meth/article_f8b3239c-352a-11e7-9dc0-675f0192d700.html must be a full moon coming or something.
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May 10, 2017 14:21
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Scathach posted:Oh gently caress it, that house looks cool and my life could use some shaking up. I'd take it. Yeah, but you'd have to live in Cayce, a fate worse than anonymous serial killer tenant.
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 for side view of fat naked man...https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3526704/hunt-angler-posed-for-naked-trophy-photo-shark/ 
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May 11, 2017 11:56
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That's from satirical magazine Private Eye.
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May 11, 2017 13:08
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I just assume everything Say Nothing posts in here is from a satirical publication, or a bad reddit photoshop.
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May 11, 2017 15:16
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SpacePig posted:I just assume everything Say Nothing posts in here is from a satirical publication, or a bad reddit photoshop.
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May 11, 2017 21:35
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I kinda want to read the rest of the article but do not want to google search that.
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May 11, 2017 22:16
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im glad they mention what kind of cereal he ate tho
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May 11, 2017 23:33
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Powaqoatse posted:im glad they mention what kind of cereal he ate tho That really is the key to the story.
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May 11, 2017 23:40
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chitoryu12 posted:A Google Maps error is causing loads of tourists to accidentally show up at the wrong Norwegian village to see a famous cliff. That 'Chinese tourists swarming English village' was a ticket-thing run by the tour company. The buses charged for entry to some attraction further up the road but people realised they could get off early and then walk in and buy their own tickets cheaper. Then the tour company changed their drop off point to further away from the main attraction which is why all the thrifty Chinese tourists were running around the village waiting for the bus to come back and pick them up 
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May 11, 2017 23:49
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cnut posted:That really is the key to the story. Barney!
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