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Gravy Jones: Sep 13, 2003; I am not on your side

mdemone posted:

no one has answered me. is that real? what the gently caress?!?

I mean I click and I see it but...did I get spoofed?

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/i-dont-know-did-you

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/or-maybe-you-can-put-anything-here

Edit: https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/Ed-Balls-2020

# ? May 9, 2017 16:25

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 13:21

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

joking about alcohol with a goblin!!!

# ? May 9, 2017 16:26

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

2DCAT posted:

members of Congress were forced to listen to a presentation that included the terms "C-SPAM", "Zord", and "Secretary of Liquor"

# ? May 9, 2017 16:26

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Agrajag posted:

what would it have made you feel like if you had voted for trump?

dip me in acid.

# ? May 9, 2017 16:26

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

punchymcpunch posted:

# ? May 9, 2017 16:26

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

quote:

We want to turn our country into a jobs machine � a JOBS MAGNET!

fuckin jobs magnets, how do they work

# ? May 9, 2017 16:26

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

man the day a c-spam poster is elected to congress is the day i can die happy

# ? May 9, 2017 16:26

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

im hopped up on virgin mimosas

i could build the poo poo out of some flatpack furniture right about now

lol

i think this is pizzagate code

# ? May 9, 2017 16:26

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Joementum posted:

The Manafort Ukraine story has gone from funny to hilarious since it was revealed he was working with the Podestas.

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/861954446070304768

If you stare for too long into the kompromat, something might start staring back.

# ? May 9, 2017 16:26

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

2DCAT posted:

I made joke at the end about being secretary of liquor and they laughed.. Just lol. Congress recognizes my new bs authority

they want some o that goblin liquor

dont let them grab the c-spam moonshine

# ? May 9, 2017 16:27

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

2DCAT posted:

members of Congress were forced to listen to a presentation that included the terms "C-SPAM", "Zord", and "Secretary of Liquor"

Transcripts or it never happened.

# ? May 9, 2017 16:27

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Xelkelvos posted:

Transcripts or it never happened.

# ? May 9, 2017 16:28

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

2DCAT posted:

members of Congress were forced to listen to a presentation that included the terms "C-SPAM", "Zord", and "Secretary of Liquor"

timeline getting better today

# ? May 9, 2017 16:28

Gravy Jones: Sep 13, 2003; I am not on your side

https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/collections/mothers-day?mid=86284&rid=29169401

# ? May 9, 2017 16:29

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

mdemone posted:

well now I think we're ready to put one of us forward for higher office.

Who among us is the most fitted to run for office?

# ? May 9, 2017 16:29

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

2DCAT posted:

members of Congress were forced to listen to a presentation that included the terms "C-SPAM", "Zord", and "Secretary of Liquor"

# ? May 9, 2017 16:29

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Who among us is the most fitted to run for office?

whos the richest oldest and dumbest

# ? May 9, 2017 16:30

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

2DCAT posted:

members of Congress were forced to listen to a presentation that included the terms "C-SPAM", "Zord", and "Secretary of Liquor"

What was the panel so we can look it up on C-SPAN

# ? May 9, 2017 16:30

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

u see, 2dcat, ur poo poo is problematic because there must be respect for the chamber of the legislaahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

i hope you took a poo poo on the podium on your way out

# ? May 9, 2017 16:31

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Who among us is the most fitted to run for office?

if yesterday's yates hearing proved anything; it's that everyone is.

# ? May 9, 2017 16:31

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Al! posted:

whos the richest oldest and dumbest

LEADER!!!

# ? May 9, 2017 16:31

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

2DCAT posted:

members of Congress were forced to listen to a presentation that included the terms "C-SPAM", "Zord", and "Secretary of Liquor"

# ? May 9, 2017 16:31

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Business Gorillas posted:

If you stare for too long into the kompromat, something might start staring back.

PODESTA PAUL MANAFORT UKRAINE RUSSIA LOBBYING EUROPEAN CENTRE DISCLOSURE STATE DEPARTMENT

# ? May 9, 2017 16:31

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

2DCAT posted:

members of Congress were forced to listen to a presentation that included the terms "C-SPAM", "Zord", and "Secretary of Liquor"

we did it gang

# ? May 9, 2017 16:34

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Der Meister posted:

PODESTA PAUL MANAFORT UKRAINE RUSSIA LOBBYING EUROPEAN CENTRE DISCLOSURE STATE DEPARTMENT

rock n rolla cola wars i cant take it anymore

# ? May 9, 2017 16:34

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Where's the Trump tweet? Where the gently caress is it?

# ? May 9, 2017 16:34

Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

Al! posted:

whos the richest oldest and dumbest

I'm definitely a contender for dumbest, but the other two allude me

# ? May 9, 2017 16:35

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Darkman Fanpage posted:

we did it gang

Where's the prize?

# ? May 9, 2017 16:35

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Where's the Trump tweet? Where the gently caress is it?

he dead, probably

# ? May 9, 2017 16:35

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

2DCAT posted:

members of Congress were forced to listen to a presentation that included the terms "C-SPAM", "Zord", and "Secretary of Liquor"

# ? May 9, 2017 16:36

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Agrajag posted:

the last dc lobbyist i vaguely knew about was able to comfortably retire in his late 20's early 30's?

it was mittani

he's a CIA asset though

# ? May 9, 2017 16:36

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

https://twitter.com/MrDuckstep/status/861940088833536000

# ? May 9, 2017 16:36

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Joementum posted:

she said she told the white house to fire flynn because he lied to them about having talks with the russian ambassador

then the republicans asked her about hillary's emails

Our congress is characters from twin peaks

# ? May 9, 2017 16:36

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/09/kushner-family-stands-to-gain-from-visa-rules-in-trump-percent-u2019s-first-major-law.html

quote:

Indeed, in the Beijing presentation delivered by Mr. Kushner's sister, the firm cited the high household income of the majority of the residents � between $100,000 and $200,000 � in the Trump-branded building that has already received EB-5 financing.

The $1 billion Kushner project at the center of the current controversy is a set of high-rise towers � including 1,730 apartments and 89,000 square feet of retail space. The company is seeking $150 million through the EB-5 program.

Traditional lenders can charge interest of 12 to 18 percent, said Gary Friedland, a professor at New York University who has written extensively about the program. But EB-5 loans can wind up costing developers as little as 4 percent, he said.

# ? May 9, 2017 16:36

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

The true ideal of kompromat is that everyone is kompromat~

everyone~

the one true kompromat is the one that you look long and hard enough that it actually was everyone involved~

neoliberals concern trolling about russia when a neoliberal colluded with them should be enough to make the suck zone implode (even tho it wont)

# ? May 9, 2017 16:36

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Der Meister posted:

PODESTA PAUL MANAFORT UKRAINE RUSSIA LOBBYING EUROPEAN CENTRE DISCLOSURE STATE DEPARTMENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylb-B5cKEuU

# ? May 9, 2017 16:37

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

punchymcpunch posted:

rock n rolla cola wars i cant take it anymore

aw nuts beaten

# ? May 9, 2017 16:37

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Lastgirl posted:

The true ideal of kompromat is that everyone is kompromat~

everyone~

the one true kompromat is the one that you look long and hard enough that it actually was everyone involved~

neoliberals concern trolling about russia when a neoliberal colluded with them should be enough to make the suck zone implode (even tho it wont)

putin owns DC, so wut?

he's also the richest person on earth, so wut?

# ? May 9, 2017 16:38

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Thoguh posted:

What was the panel so we can look it up on C-SPAN

It was with a handful of SAC-D members. It was an informal, closed door discussion... Issues. There was a camera floating around outside our room, but I think that was for something going on later. We didn't have a camera in our room, nor was anyone transcribing anything. :rip:

# ? May 9, 2017 16:38

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

2DCAT posted:

members of Congress were forced to listen to a presentation that included the terms "C-SPAM", "Zord", and "Secretary of Liquor"

gently caress me daddy

# ? May 9, 2017 16:38

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