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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

the guy is completely mental and has videos of him being so on youtube. i linked one earlier

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MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
The Lib Dems, Labour and the SNP are all mutually toxic to various degree (the Lib Dems are big in Tory areas because they're not just a front for Labour, for example). Announcing anything like that before the election wouldn't be very helpful imo.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Jose posted:

the guy is completely mental and has videos of him being so on youtube. i linked one earlier

Read the article - the twitter account isn't connected with the youtube guy, and was made by a PR guy with the express aim of making this kind of viral story.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Jose posted:

the guy is completely mental and has videos of him being so on youtube. i linked one earlier
The point is the guy isn't the guy though

The internet is weird as poo poo

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

Have some drive-by post:

The Independent posted:

Theresa May announces she wants to bring back fox hunting

'Personally I have always been in favour of fox hunting'
Protip for British Tories and members of the upper class that aren't Tories (all three of them):


This is fox hunting. It's sometimes necessary to protect small livestock such as chickens and rabbits, especially if some twat has been constructing artificial earths to encourage wild foxes to breed beyond sustainable numbers.


This is riding around dressed like a prick and harassing livestock. It hasn't been necessary since the invention of the longbow.


This is a fox hunting.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Guavanaut posted:

Protip for British Tories and members of the upper class that aren't Tories (all three of them):


This is fox hunting. It's sometimes necessary to protect small livestock such as chickens and rabbits, especially if some twat has been constructing artificial earths to encourage wild foxes to breed beyond sustainable numbers.


This is riding around dressed like a prick and harassing livestock. It hasn't been necessary since the invention of the longbow.


This is a fox hunting.

1) and 3) should form a temporary truce to hunt 2).

You know at least until they get the numbers under control.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4QC5XfEXUM

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Two hours until the BBC gives May 20 minutes of prime time tv where the most serious political question she will face will probably come about Eurovision. The one show has been getting some criticism over this, and after their dismissive comments at the weekend about how they would be happy to have "Mr and Mrs Corbyn" on the show in the future tonight they've revealed that they will be announcing tonight their plans for engagement with the other political parties on tonights show.

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
Real hunters don't dress in red and ride horses, the lazy cunts.

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!
Labour's Party Election Broadcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz--_LkzbII

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


MrL_JaKiri posted:

The Lib Dems, Labour and the SNP are all mutually toxic to various degree (the Lib Dems are big in Tory areas because they're not just a front for Labour, for example). Announcing anything like that before the election wouldn't be very helpful imo.

So don't make it a public announcement for fucksake, just don't run candidates against each other in marginals where the difference could have ensured someone other than a Tory is elected. It's not complex.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Guavanaut posted:


Protip for British Tories and members of the upper class that aren't Tories (all three of them):


This is fox hunting. It's sometimes necessary to protect small livestock such as chickens and rabbits, especially if some twat has been constructing artificial earths to encourage wild foxes to breed beyond sustainable numbers.


This is riding around dressed like a prick and harassing livestock. It hasn't been necessary since the invention of the longbow.


This is a fox hunting.
Don't forget the dogs they have to tear up any foxes they find.

Becuase, you know, just killing foxes quickly to cause as little pain as possible is for poor people.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



a glitch posted:

Don't forget the dogs they have to tear up any foxes they find.

Becuase, you know, just killing foxes quickly to cause as little pain as possible is for poor people.

Or the painting blood on your cheeks from the dead fox if it's your first hunt..

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



MrL_JaKiri posted:

Read the article - the twitter account isn't connected with the youtube guy, and was made by a PR guy with the express aim of making this kind of viral story.

Not sure I see the point in basing the Tweets on a known mental with a known autistic son.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Just keeping the guy who keeps tabs on this hotbed of dissidents on his toes

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

forkboy84 posted:

So don't make it a public announcement for fucksake, just don't run candidates against each other in marginals where the difference could have ensured someone other than a Tory is elected. It's not complex.

I believe this is being left up to CLPs if they want to try stuff like this, but really Caroline Lucas' seat is the only one where this would happen since the Lib Dems have made it pretty abundantly clear that they are much friendlier to the Tories than they are to Labour. Liberals will side with the fascists before the socialists every time.

Spuckuk posted:

Or the painting blood on your cheeks from the dead fox if it's your first hunt..

I'd respect fox hunts more if they used more fight club rules. Only two to a fight. No shirts, no shoes. Only one hunt at a time.

And most importantly, you can't talk about it.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Zephro posted:

So Corbyn was asked half a dozen times by Laura Kuenssberg whether Brexit would still happen if Labour won and he dodged the question every time. I get the impression Labour are trying to be clever by being all things to all people on Brexit and creating what they imagine is useful ambiguity so that both Remainers and Leavers will feel they can vote for them. But it isn't working - they just look like idiots and/or crypto-Leavers who don't have the courage to say so out loud.

I wouldn't be surprised if Corbyn refuses to give Kuenssberg a straight answer to any question ever again.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Meanwhile, Labour have banned Buzzfeed from covering Corbyn over yesterday's interview.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
On the Corbyn not clarifying whether we would still leave the EU under him in the event of 'a bad deal'. It is surely that he, nor any other leader, could never admit that this was remotely their position as in the event of their win, then Europe would refuse to budge on anything, charge a zillion dollars and then point to the demonstration of British public opinion that it was best to stay in if the deal was bad. Making the whole thing a waste of everyone's time. Unless of course it is assumed by everyone involved in the negotiations that anything said in an election campaign stays in an election campaign.

Of course I don't think at this point anyone taking that position would win anyway so... yeah.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

On the Corbyn not clarifying whether we would still leave the EU under him in the event of 'a bad deal'. It is surely that he, nor any other leader, could never admit that this was remotely their position as in the event of their win, then Europe would refuse to budge on anything, charge a zillion dollars and then point to the demonstration of British public opinion that it was best to stay in if the deal was bad. Making the whole thing a waste of everyone's time. Unless of course it is assumed by everyone involved in the negotiations that anything said in an election campaign stays in an election campaign.

Of course I don't think at this point anyone taking that position would win anyway so... yeah.

Spoilers: the EU aren't going to budge anyway.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

MikeCrotch posted:

Fears of the SNP coalition were one of the factors in the campaign against Miliband, so it's hardly surprising that Corbyn ruled that out immediately. As for the Lib Dems they ruled out any Labour coalition on their end, which is hardly surprising because the two parties don't really have anything in common.

indeed. looking at the SDLP, the Cooperative Party, and the Liberal Democrats it's not hard to see why Labour have long running successful electoral agreements with 2 of the 3.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

TinTower posted:

Spoilers: the EU aren't going to budge anyway.

Meanies.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

It's hilarious how we can have "strong Britain, we're taking back control" and "the mean EU are bullying us" as messages coming from the Tories simultaneously and no-one bats an eyelid.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



a glitch posted:

Don't forget the dogs they have to tear up any foxes they find.

Becuase, you know, just killing foxes quickly to cause as little pain as possible is for poor people.

Gervais can be an over-opinionated twat, but he had a point when he said

quote:

Imagine if a gang of thugs set a pack of dogs on a terrified animal for a laugh. Now imagine they're posh people on horseback.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

TinTower posted:

Meanwhile, Labour have banned Buzzfeed from covering Corbyn over yesterday's interview.

I see that Labour is not in favor of a free press - very concerning

quote:

Political editor Jim Waterson, who carried out the interview, then contacted Corbyn's spokesperson to find out why we had not been invited to the campaign stops. A senior Corbyn aide told him that BuzzFeed News would now find its access limited because the interview had disrupted media coverage of Labour's launch event, that we had not informed Corbyn's team in advance of the headline we intended to run, and that we had press released the interview to other media organisations who then chose to pick it up.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahalothman/buzzfeed-news-has-been-denied-access-to-campaign-events?utm_term=.rf04NvdeK#.sv2vLYeN8

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
gently caress off you nazi oval office

Not So Fast
Dec 27, 2007


At this rate the only outlet Corbyn will speak to will be The Canary.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Not So Fast posted:

At this rate the only outlet Corbyn will speak to will be The Canary.

Seems to be working for May, so maybe that's a better strategy than actually talking to people?

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Not So Fast posted:

At this rate the only outlet Corbyn will speak to will be The Canary.

Are they good at speaking?

They seem to have little brains being canaries

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Amber Rudd is not liked in her constituency (Hastings).

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

So this Joe Anderson certainly seems upset about missing out on a safe seat. Don't really know anything about him apart from some rumours of corruption, but a seat going to one of McLusky's aides instead doesn't sound bad.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Two minutes in to May's One Show appearance. May has said Strong and Stable four times.

Edit: The hosts just announced they won't be talking about politics with May, instead talking about her career, values and relationship with her husband. It's all rather chummy, and she's just made a joke about Eurovision.

Skinty McEdger fucked around with this message at 19:06 on May 9, 2017

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
The One Show is for the many, not the few.

Mu.
Sep 15, 2003

The thing about Forevereal Modding Mu is that he loves editing files and wants others to download his permanent mods. Fully editing, rich text, altering files and loving it. Download his mods and enjoy it.

jabby posted:

So this Joe Anderson certainly seems upset about missing out on a safe seat. Don't really know anything about him apart from some rumours of corruption, but a seat going to one of McLusky's aides instead doesn't sound bad.

Steve Rotheram was my MP, and I voted for him for Metro Mayor with a heavy heart because I did not want that fat bag of shite Joe Anderson as my next MP. I'm glad he was pipped to the post by literally anyone.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


HJB posted:

The One Show is for the many, not the few.

I'd have said it was for the heavily lobotomised but I'm a snob.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Mu. posted:

Steve Rotheram was my MP, and I voted for him for Metro Mayor with a heavy heart because I did not want that fat bag of shite Joe Anderson as my next MP. I'm glad he was pipped to the post by literally anyone.

Out of interest what's wrong with him?

I notice his angry letter makes reference to some unspecified stuff about the selection process he will bring up after the election, but I imagine it's just 'Corbyn bad'.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

forkboy84 posted:

I'd have said it was for the heavily lobotomised but I'm a snob.

This is the first episode I've seen in years. It's somehow worse than I remember.

Corbyn has been announced as being on at some point before the election.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

"Prime minister how would you describe your childhood?"

"Strong and Stable."

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
e: nvm, already posted

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Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008

forkboy84 posted:

I'd have said it was for the heavily lobotomised but I'm a snob.

Last time I accidentally left the TV on long enough to see part of the one show, I made it through 10 minutes before becoming concerned I was experiencing brain death.

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