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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I've never seen a bench-clearing brawl in which a bench was not cleared before.

A second white jersey has hit the bench. :stonk:

e- I can't stop laughing at 12 just opening the door to the bench and going "Welp, I'll just see myself out here.".

Powershift posted:

That's definitely a fiver.

Alternately, if Tim Peel is reffing that beer league in his spare time, that's two minutes each for roughing on white 7 and White Man Can Jump, and 5+10+Game for purplish 6 for Unsportsmanlike Conduct.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 17:33 on May 9, 2017

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


CBJSprague24 posted:

I've never seen a bench-clearing brawl in which a bench was not cleared before.

A second white jersey has hit the bench. :stonk:

e- I can't stop laughing at 12 just opening the door to the bench and going "Welp, I'll just see myself out here.".


Alternately, if Tim Peel is reffing that beer league in his spare time, that's two minutes each for roughing on white 7 and White Man Can Jump, and 5+10+Game for purplish 6 for Unsportsmanlike Conduct.

It was a hockey play.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Just want to throw it out there that I hated the Preds ever since Weber slammed Zetterberg's head into the turnbuckle years ago, but I am fully on their bandwagon now. PK owns, sweeping the Hawks owns, beating the Blues owns. The Preds own and I hope they win the Cup.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Just want to throw it out there that I hated the Preds ever since Weber slammed Zetterberg's head into the turnbuckle years ago, but I am fully on their bandwagon now. PK owns, sweeping the Hawks owns, beating the Blues owns. The Preds own and I hope they win the Cup.

Did you hatred transfer over to the Canadiens then?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


NHL.com once again killing it with their cover images.


flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Barnacle Ryan

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Just want to throw it out there that I hated the Preds ever since Weber slammed Zetterberg's head into the turnbuckle years ago, but I am fully on their bandwagon now. PK owns, sweeping the Hawks owns, beating the Blues owns. The Preds own and I hope they win the Cup.

I used to hate them because the CBJ were unable to beat them for 2-3 years in a row and I couldn't stand the dumbassed fan chants but am kind of neutral at this point and the fan enthusiasm is fun. I'd probably be alright with them winning.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Here come the excuses, gently caress the NHL.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nhl/2017/05/09/concussion-spotters-couldnt-pull-sidney-crosby/101460354/

quote:

Concussion spotters didn't have the authority to pull Pittsburgh Penguins star Sidney Crosby from Game 6 on Monday because his head-first collision with the boards is not a "mechanism of injury" that allows that under their guidelines.

:frogout:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Anyone else is better than Pittsburgh or Washington. Except Anaheim.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009


I'd love to see the transcript of the conversation where they decided that was a reasonable and intelligent rule to put into the system.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


CBJSprague24 posted:

I used to hate them because the CBJ were unable to beat them for 2-3 years in a row and I couldn't stand the dumbassed fan chants but am kind of neutral at this point and the fan enthusiasm is fun. I'd probably be alright with them winning.

I, on the other hand, love that poo poo. Then again, my first real exposure to hockey was college level and not professional, so I grew up with it.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Fan chants own and should be in every sport everywhere all the time

It's literally the only good thing about soccer (except for when those chants are predictably racist)

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Watching darts and soccer, these days, i wish hockey fans had songs to sing.

I also think we should be doing the "ooooooooooooooooooOOOOOO ahhhhh" thing that darts fans do on important shots in our shootouts.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

But I think we all agree that "SHOOT" is a word that should be banned from all hockey rinks everywhere.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Speaking of fan chants once, I had the Bucks/Raptors on at work. One of my regulars, who's 90 years old, heard them chanting "DEFENSE", goes, "You know, I was watching a news reel many years ago, and that reminds me of the "SIEG HEIL" chants."

:stonk:

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

xzzy posted:

But I think we all agree that "SHOOT" is a word that should be banned from all hockey rinks everywhere.

True Story, guy in my section at Rangers/Sens game 3 yelled "CYCLE" and I almost fell out of my chair laughing

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Aphrodite posted:

Anyone else is better than Pittsburgh or Washington. Except Anaheim.

No Washington is cool because they've never won despite being good forever. It'd be great to see them (especially Ovi) finally get one. Nashville is a close second. I hope everyone else loses.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Seriously, get your poo poo together, hockey fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl8QPzvGlEo&t=278s

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jamwad Hilder posted:

No Washington is cool because they've never won despite being good forever. It'd be great to see them (especially Ovi) finally get one. Nashville is a close second. I hope everyone else loses.

The city of Washington deserves to suffer.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Washington is ok in terms of beating the pens, but I'd take Sens first out of the east followed by the Rangers.

West is Nashville or Edmonton.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Aphrodite posted:

The city of Washington deserves to suffer.

gently caress u

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

iospace posted:

I, on the other hand, love that poo poo. Then again, my first real exposure to hockey was college level and not professional, so I grew up with it.

Yost was my womb.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Teemu Pokemon posted:

True Story, guy in my section at Rangers/Sens game 3 yelled "CYCLE" and I almost fell out of my chair laughing

That's awesome and I'm totally using it.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Bootcha posted:

Yost was my womb.

Ironically enough, Bradley Center here. They used to have a four team tourney hosted by the Badgers every year between christmas and new year's and we'd go every year (2nd row seats were the poo poo). Never got to see a game in the old arena they used in Madison but the Kohl Center is awesome.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Aphrodite posted:

The city of Washington deserves to suffer.

For what? Dan Snyder? The assholes the rest of the country decides to send here? The lack of voting representation in Congress?

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

OldSenileGuy posted:

This is basically how I feel about the Sens. Sure, they could probably beat the Rangers in one of the next two games, but at what cost? Karlsson's foot is going to fall off if he has to play another ~12 games, and they don't go anywhere without Karlsson.

For the greater good and Karlsson's well-being, the Sens need to throw the next two games. :colbert:

OSG, no! Don't give in to the Swamps of Sadness!

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
So much Anaheim hate. I'm starting to believe you guys are more anti-bird than anti specific hockey teams.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Chad Sexington posted:

For what? Dan Snyder? The assholes the rest of the country decides to send here? The lack of voting representation in Congress?

Yes.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



I don't know that there can be an atrocity great enough to serve as punishment for Dan Snyder's existence

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Aye Doc posted:

I don't know that there can be an atrocity great enough to serve as punishment for Dan Snyder's existence

He gets removed as the owner of his franchise.

Oh wait, Goddell is a spineless coward. Never mind!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/861993631950848000

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Teemu Pokemon posted:

True Story, guy in my section at Rangers/Sens game 3 yelled "CYCLE" and I almost fell out of my chair laughing

I yell PASS IT MORE every time I'm at MSG and the Rangers go on the PP.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I sure hope the Pens win tomorrow night, but the way they've played the last two games they don't deserve to and I'm not keeping my hopes up as the Caps have certainly outplayed them and seem to be the better team right now from start to finish.


Flyinglemur from NY with a rational, level-headed take. Rack it. Legendary. Know what else is legendary? Dollar shave club.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Beats the constant "SHOOOOOOOT" you hear

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Benson Cunningham posted:

So much Anaheim hate. I'm starting to believe you guys are more anti-bird than anti specific hockey teams.

OTOH gently caress Corey Perry.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I am boggled that the Caps have turned everything around as hard as they have.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



ZeeBoi posted:

Beats the constant "SHOOOOOOOT" you hear

:thejoke:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



So plowing headfirst into the boards is totally OK compared to your head bouncing off the ice. Yeah, OK.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
for being as good as they are the ducks have like no fans so there's nobody to defend them and pump up any cool players they have while everybody else only cares about them when a team they're rooting for plays them and they're like "oh yeah gently caress corey perry, and ryan kesler too while we're at it"

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


LethalGeek posted:

I am boggled that the Caps have turned everything around as hard as they have.

They haven't really turned things around. All things considered they've been the better team this series and Pittsburgh is just regressing to where they were more expected to be.

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