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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

anime was right posted:

i missed megasatan

sex satan inc

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
jeb being in the house would be too great for this world

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

nopants posted:

ive got some bad news thread. in 2018 the democrats are going to back a bunch of shithead candidates and tell everyone its because they're the most electable

n.......no :negative:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Schnorkles posted:

squizzle for senate

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I hope JEB! Jr keeps the exclamation point in his logo when he runs, it would be a grave mistake not to.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Hail sexy satan

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

need to figure out the best state for a Gnosticism campaign

enlightenment

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Not even the best Satan can save us from TRUMP

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
ssssssssatan

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
6668 is like 6669 but you just do sex acts on the devil, and she owes you one

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Schnorkles posted:

jeb being in the house would be too great for this world

we require 2 jebs 1 house

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Schnorkles posted:

need to figure out the best state for a Gnosticism campaign

gotta do the galts gulch thing and move the entire forum to some nowhere county where we can own the local government

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


crazy cloud posted:

6668 is like 6669 but you just do sex acts on the devil, and she owes you one

Don't assume the devil's gender

Dalaram
Jun 6, 2002

Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Not even the best Satan can save us from TRUMP

even at his sexiest, trump can't stop Satan

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




would I, could I, have sex with satan?

yes

yes I could

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

nopants posted:

ive got some bad news thread. in 2018 the democrats are going to back a bunch of shithead candidates and tell everyone its because they're the most electable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
can you imagine how mad trump would be if jeb voted against one of his bills lmao

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Don't assume the devil's gender

The more the merrier

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


deadgoon posted:

gotta do the galts gulch thing and move the entire forum to some nowhere county where we can own the local government

Wasn't this tried once already?

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Somehow it would've been less petty if Trump had just locked Hillary up for her various imagined crimes. Constant spiteful sniping is so much more Trump's style though.

Dalaram
Jun 6, 2002

Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Don't assume the devil's gender

cissatan

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
is satan nice?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

deadgoon posted:

gotta do the galts gulch thing and move the entire forum to some nowhere county where we can own the local government


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Wasn't this tried once already?

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

wait so Jeb! cursed his son with a name that's not even Jeb!'s real name but a political nickname?

lmao

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
almost nice satan

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Missed super satan page, but want to get in on some of this devil goodness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF5yqP2pMbE

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
or is satan sex?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Not the best page, but still not a bad page for Satan

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Schnorkles posted:

can you imagine how mad trump would be if jeb voted against one of his bills lmao

only half as mad as he would be if TWO jebs voted against one of his bills

Dalaram
Jun 6, 2002

Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)
hail Satan?

nice

but not nice enough

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I bet Satan is actually pretty chill about most things

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

crazy cloud posted:

6668 is like 6669 but you just do sex acts on the devil, and she owes you one

a sexy girl devil eh??

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



I was concerned that we were having some mattering, but I'm ok with satanposts instead

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
satan could not even get abuelita elected, how could he possibly stop trump??

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

All pages of C SPAM are a glory to Satan

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Chokes McGee posted:

a sexy girl devil eh??

gettin into some fanfiction.net over here

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
*whispers* satan sixty-nine

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
satanice

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Digiwizzard posted:

satan could not even get abuelita elected, how could he possibly stop trump??

2016 was a win/win for him and you know it

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I bet Satan is actually pretty chill about most things

What are they gonna do about it, condemn him to hell? :grin:

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