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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

What's the spice level today

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Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Smiling Jack posted:

What's the spice level today

Flynn was allowed to do his national security duties while he was "under investigation" by Trump.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That's about as spicy as a bell pepper.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Waroduce posted:

You all have google and sometimes I just wanna inject some discussion in to stop the Trump circle jerk and drive some new discussion. I do apologize for not linking anything but I'm bored in a meeting.

Your morning briefing is actually important, Mr. President.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Today's Spicey level was Wonderbread.

That didn't make any sense and neither did Spicey.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
Bannon and other incompetent fucksticks are trying to oust H.R. McMaster. One official described the whole thing as "Game of Thrones for morons."

http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/05/09...campaign=buffer

Great article.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
https://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/860952832949833728

Airforce? Airforce!

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

facialimpediment posted:

Hanford, Washington (state) looks like it had another incident at a plutonium finishing facility where a tunnel collapsed and workers are now sheltering in place and being told not to drink or eat anything. The tunnel had radioactive poo poo in it.

http://www.king5.com/mb/news/local/hanford/breaking-tunnel-at-plutonium-finishing-plant-collapses-in-hanford/438116235

For reference, it's commonly called "the most contaminated nuclear waste site in the United States" http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26658719

Is that story covered anywhere else? That pissfuck local news site frontloads about a dozen "sponsored content" ads and links and then shits on its face when it comes to actually loading the article.

E: it finally loaded the whole page and Jesus gently caress what is this. There's three dozen loving links/pictures to other bullshit stories scattered across the page, the actual Hanford story is a video buried near the bottom under all of that poo poo. Whoever designed this site should be loving dragged through the street by their genitals, christ.

Terrible Robot fucked around with this message at 21:06 on May 9, 2017

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Terrible Robot posted:

Is that story covered anywhere else?

Here's WaPo and NBC, reports from the Department of Energy https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...te-reports-say/ http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hanford-nuclear-site-tunnel-collapse-causes-workers-take-cover-n756896

But I really came here to post this: https://twitter.com/CNN/status/862035566321336321

:stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I also came here to post this, since apparently Newt Gingrich and James Comey aren't good at resisting phishing attacks, but at least they didn't click the links.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/862039685312413698

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
Oh hey, look who found his way to the White House press corps:

https://twitter.com/juliaioffe/status/862005017280217089

The totally-working-with-the-GRU-pinky-swear Macron "leaker"!

Ardlen
Sep 30, 2005
WoT



Terrible Robot posted:

Is that story covered anywhere else? That pissfuck local news site frontloads about a dozen "sponsored content" ads and links and then shits on its face when it comes to actually loading the article.
The actual Hanford local news covered it pretty well: http://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/local/hanford/article149475209.html

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Bored As gently caress posted:

Bannon and other incompetent fucksticks are trying to oust H.R. McMaster. One official described the whole thing as "Game of Thrones for morons."

http://foreignpolicy.com/2017/05/09...campaign=buffer

Great article.

Best part:

quote:

“[McMaster] will always be on the outside looking in from so many circles,” the senior intelligence official said. “He isn’t family. He’s not a Bannon guy, and he’s still surrounded by Flynnstones.”

I'm using this from here on out to refer to anyone who tries to defend Flynn.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
No ones going to die in Benghazi under their watch tho

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Peetown Manning posted:

No ones going to die in Benghazi under their watch tho

Lot easier to kill off the poors at home, tbh.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I just heard on the news that Comey has been fired.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
HOLY gently caress THEY JUST FIRED COMEY

https://twitter.com/HallieJackson/status/862060326820487169

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/862061151831564288

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Comey fired: http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/09/trump-fires-fbi-director-comey.html

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
uhhhhhhh :prepop:

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

:stare:

MUY CALIENTE

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
I WANT TO BELIEVE

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The spice is flowing today

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Pesticide20 posted:

The spice is flowing today

All the way up Dongald's nose.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
we're all gonna die

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Big Boss Man as head of FBI coming soon

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Because of his mishandling of the Clinton e-mails, I'm sure


:lol::lol::lol: not gonna save your rear end you fat loving mango

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

This is going to have some backlash hopefully.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

release the tapes donnie

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
Saw some stuff that he hosed up with the Clinton emails testimony but didn't look into it.

Edit: There's too much crazy in this country now I can't wait to leave for the summer. Unfortunately I am now going to Korea and will probably arrive at the best (worst) possible time.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
Oh I am sure this will go over well.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

Big Boss Man as head of FBI coming soon

He passed away. :(

Though he and Trump have something in common.

WWE Hall of Fame Members. :vince:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Do you think of death donnie

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Dog theBounty hunter then

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

Dog theBounty hunter then

Obviously Chuck Norris.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Between this and Trump's desire to arm the Kurds at the cost of pissing off Turkey, I think he's about to learn that "blowback" isn't just what happens when Melania kisses him after a BJ.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
Jesus, I go out shopping and come back and poo poo goes nuclear. Wasn't expecting that one.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://twitter.com/braddjaffy/status/862065328200830976

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
What's up with Trump's signature? There's not even a T in there.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

The base will nod their heads in disgusted agreement, while doing the same and then complaining about leeches (minorities, poorer people) draining the system

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nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

lightpole posted:

Saw some stuff that he hosed up with the Clinton emails testimony but didn't look into it.

Edit: There's too much crazy in this country now I can't wait to leave for the summer. Unfortunately I am now going to Korea and will probably arrive at the best (worst) possible time.

Hits me up whenever you get here after your mandatory 2 weeks of non drinking.

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