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Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


"I'm under investigation from a government agency. I'll fire the head of that agency, no more investigation. Bing bing bong, so simple". Is that basically right?

E: Bing bing balls

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
when the republicans talked bout democrats being unwilling to compromise they meant "by russia"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

remember when the gop was the party of gently caress those soviet commies freedom freedom freedom

lol

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/838532778237046786

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
this is good for comeycoin!

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
comey gonna fly the plane into the white house

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:staredog:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

People who displease russia probably shouldnt board planes

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

hahaha go hang a dog like your brothers you loving hack.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

just got really stoned and things are starting to make more sense

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Cosmik Slop posted:

"I'm under investigation from a government agency. I'll fire the head of that agency, no more investigation. Bing bing bong, so simple". Is that basically right?

E: Bing bing balls

yes, because it's too funny to not be true

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

so is the swamp drained now

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Leviathan posted:

"Less than a week after the Saturday Night Massacre, an Oliver Quayle poll for NBC News showed that for the first time, a plurality of U.S. citizens now supported impeachment of Nixon, with 44% in favor, 43% opposed, and 13% undecided, with a sampling error of 2 to 3 percent.[10] In the days that followed, numerous resolutions of impeachment against the president were introduced in Congress."
What was congress like at that time? Full of Nixon stooges?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Uncle Wemus posted:

People who displease russia probably shouldnt board planes

Good Polack joke.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Annual Prophet posted:

so is the swamp drained now

i think swamp thing is a pimp

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro

look at this fool who still believed in the laws of the beforetime

Serf
May 5, 2011


shits a sham flim a flam bam a lam

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

donald trump's wild ride

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
http://www.nytimes.com/1993/07/20/us/defiant-fbi-chief-removed-from-job-by-the-president.html

Billy C was ruthless

quote:

On Saturday, after weeks of fruitless discussions, Ms. Reno finally told Mr. Sessions that he must resign by today or face dismissal. Upon leaving that meeting, Mr. Sessions tripped and fell, breaking his arm, which forced him to spend that night in a hospital.

octobernight
Nov 25, 2004
High Priest of the Christian-Atheist Church

Michael Bayleaf posted:

yes, because it's too funny to not be true

It kind of is true, though. It only matters if you have a functioning Congress. Instead, we're about to get FBI director David Clarke. America will thirst for justice soon!

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN

a republican said it, that means it's literally going to happen now

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Vertical Lime posted:

remember when the gop was the party of gently caress those soviet commies freedom freedom freedom

lol

AP reporting Trump should be meeting with Lavrov tomorrow lol

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



I already did it u noob

got the executioner right before that letter even came out o7

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

jarofpiss posted:

donald trump's wild ride

dodo's bizarre adventure

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
TRUMP!!

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
when the plane lands comey obviously won't be on it

where is he, they demand of the pilots

he was filmed getting on the plane

what happened to him

dunno, they shrug, we was just flyin the plane

guess he jumped out his own self

*winking snickering and giggling, elbowing each other*

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Annual Prophet posted:

so is the swamp drained now

The swamp is spilling over, we now have too much swamp

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Mr. Jive posted:

AP reporting Trump should be meeting with Lavrov tomorrow lol

let me guess, nothing will be recorded.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Cosmik Slop posted:

"I'm under investigation from a government agency. I'll fire the head of that agency, no more investigation. Bing bing bong, so simple". Is that basically right?

E: Bing bing balls

I mean there's basically no evidence that Trump would have any understanding of the historical parallels, likely wouldn't have listened to anyone who would have strongly advised against it (who themselves wouldn't be tied to the investigation), and has had most of his success by ignoring conventional political wisdom so yeah

LGD fucked around with this message at 02:06 on May 10, 2017

flux-1
Apr 15, 2008
https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561?lang=en

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Utz posted:

when the plane lands comey obviously won't be on it

where is he, they demand of the pilots

he was filmed getting on the plane

what happened to him

dunno, they shrug, we was just flyin the plane

guess he jumped out his own self

*winking snickering and giggling, elbowing each other*

Donald quickly pokes his head out of the cockpit, before being roughly pulled back in

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

euphronius posted:

Trump family in deep with Russia

It's more than just his admin

yes the entire reason he still has money is that he was constantly getting bailed out by russian banks

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jarofpiss posted:

our local pigs are now ordered by our piece of poo poo governor to cooperate with ICE under threat of jail time or something

edit:they can ask people for proof of citizenship now
that is honestly a way smaller deal than the fact that texas police routinely racial profile already and literally rape suspects



Al-Saqr posted:

they're right though, tons of americans are too stupid and far too completely alienated and spiteful for this to matter.

Like, in any other country other than the U.S. the news that 24 million people would lose health insurance wouldve lead to an instant bloody uprising, so I dont think firing some guy is gonna matter that much.
like yo nothing matters, shits hosed so what

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/862110298370699265

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
https://twitter.com/thomaswright08/status/862105575290744832

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Utz posted:

when the plane lands comey obviously won't be on it

where is he, they demand of the pilots

he was filmed getting on the plane

what happened to him

dunno, they shrug, we was just flyin the plane

guess he jumped out his own self

*winking snickering and giggling, elbowing each other*

plane landing? lol imagine it disappearing forever

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
matt yglesias is hella bad at twitter

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is somehow dumber than her dog-killing brothers as they at least knew enough to not get into politics.

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

The person peeing on him is Putin

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