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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/862114246271696896

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fast yet true.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


The only good twatter

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P



Now there's a good belly lol

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
in before Comey posts the pisstape on pornhub

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
fug, a hearty LMFAO from the census bureau (!) of all places:

U.S. Census director resigns amid turmoil over funding of 2020 count

quote:

The director of the U.S. Census Bureau is resigning, leaving the agency leaderless at a time when it faces a crisis over funding for the 2020 decennial count of the U.S. population and beyond.
John H. Thompson, who has served as director since 2013 and worked for the bureau for 27 years before that, will leave June 30, the Commerce Department announced Tuesday.
The news, which surprised census experts, follows an April congressional budget allocation for the census that critics say is woefully inadequate. And it comes less than a week after a prickly hearing at which Thompson told lawmakers that cost estimates for a new electronic data collection system had ballooned by nearly 50 percent.

...

The decennial count typically requires a massive ramp-up in spending in the years immediately preceding it, involving extensive testing, hiring and publicity. However, in late April Congress approved only $1.47 billion for the Census Bureau in the 2017 fiscal year, about 10 percent below what the Obama administration had requested. And experts say the White House’s proposed budget for 2018, $1.5 billion, falls far below what is needed.

Compounding the problem, the bureau had hoped to implement a new system that relies more heavily on electronic data collection than in the past. That plan was announced after Congress told the bureau that the cost of the 2020 count could not exceed the cost of the 2010 count; the new system was promoted as a cost-saving

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lol https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862135824745467905 at the president's 2nd grader grammatical errors

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

paul_soccer10 posted:

Lol https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862135824745467905 at the president's 2nd grader grammatical errors

lol @ the POTUS who just fired the third person investigating his administration still using 3rd graders' playground insults publicly to try and discredit people.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


There's no loving way he wrote the word "indignant"

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
Honestly, what could halt the lolalypse now? Military coup? I'm wondering if the piss tape would even cause a ripple if pussy grabbing barely slowed trump down.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm currently loling at the time the president's son, who looks like beavis, speaking to a reporter said "said we have all the funding we need out of Russia"

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Before this is over i really want to see the president confuse then and than

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Malinois posted:

There's no loving way he wrote the word "indignant"

Stephen Miller writes his speeches and probably writes his tweets too. This charming fellow

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Flesh Forge posted:

Stephen Miller writes his speeches and probably writes his tweets too. This charming fellow



hey in case anyone is unaware i want you to know that this man, stephen miller, is thirty-one (31) years of age

god, look at that fucker

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

Stephen Miller writes his speeches and probably writes his tweets too. This charming fellow



i think they need to pull another miller out of the vats. that one looks pretty close to dissolving into protoplasm.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Yeah he's probably right, drat! we should all just move on from allololllololooololllll

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

Stephen Miller writes his speeches and probably writes his tweets too. This charming fellow



He looks like the goon from popeye

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Also, Miller was bros with Richard Spencer back in Duke University

http://forward.com/fast-forward/357201/jewish-trump-adviser-wins-praise-from-white-nationalist-leader/

you just gotta lol, the jew and the nazi being college bros

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Been lollin all day not sure if I can take 3 1/2 more years of constant what the gently caress is going on oh yeah lollllllll

i mean it's lol day every goddamn day

love the usa. best country of all time ever.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Flesh Forge posted:

Stephen Miller writes his speeches and probably writes his tweets too. This charming fellow



it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

He always looks like the most white supremacist person ever to me.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
looks like an egg head to me or a balloon

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Thats a prototype lizard person skin if ive ever seen one.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
As someone who produces a lot of bad CG models I can say with some authority that he looks like a bad CG model

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/markberman/status/862150932431327232

Jfc lol he was jealous that Comey was on TV so much

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

There's only one star of this poo poo show and you're not gonna hog his spotlight.

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

turn off the TV posted:

https://twitter.com/markberman/status/862150932431327232

Jfc lol he was jealous that Comey was on TV so much

hmbol, trump is the gift that keeps on giving

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

ROFL Octopus posted:

hmbol, trump is the gift that keeps on giving

hey what's the acronym hmbol stand for?

Been busy, computer died & haven't been keeping up w/ lolthread as much lately

Hanging my balls out loud?

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Gonna have to switch gears and start posting itt every time I pause in lolling that trump is pissbaby in chief. HMBOLing is just too constant to keep up.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/10/comey-firing-trump-russia-238192

quote:

He had grown enraged by the Russia investigation, two advisers said, frustrated by his inability to control the mushrooming narrative around Russia. He repeatedly asked aides why the Russia investigation wouldn’t disappear and demanded they speak out for him. He would sometimes scream at television clips about the probe, one adviser said.


quote:

By Tuesday evening, the president was watching the coverage of his decision and frustrated no one was on TV defending him, a White House official said. He wanted surrogates out there beating the drum.

Instead, advisers were attacking each other for not realizing the gravity of the situation as events blew up. "How are you not defending your position for three solid hours on TV?" the White House aide said.

Two White House officials said there was little communications strategy in handling the firing, and that staffers were given talking points late Tuesday for hastily arranged media appearances. Aides soon circulated previous quotes from Schumer hitting Comey. After Schumer called for a special prosecutor, the White House huddled in press secretary Sean Spicer's office to devise a strategy and sent "fresh faces" to TV, one White House official said.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i mean, if there really is no russian connection somehow, this all must be very very frustrating for the poor old man to fathom

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Kumo posted:

hey what's the acronym hmbol stand for?

Been busy, computer died & haven't been keeping up w/ lolthread as much lately

Hanging my balls out loud?

crazy cloud posted:

Bernie would have won tho lol and an extra lol at anyone who doesn't like being reminded that BWHW and an extra howling my balls off laughing strength lol that the spray tan you're fired man from reality tv is gonna get us all nuked because he's a kompromat piss bitch because Bernie was cheated out of the nomination by Crooked Hillary Clinton

Hammerite posted:

stealing and abbreviating "howling my balls off laughing"

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

but since there is, lol

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/S_Universal/status/862116640879759361

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

quote:

He would sometimes scream at television clips about the probe, one adviser said.

I imagine this being an [unintelligible], continuous vowel sound for upwards of thirty seconds. Just an old man, tunelessly howling at an active television. It makes me smile.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Obsidianheart posted:

I imagine this being an [unintelligible], continuous vowel sound for upwards of thirty seconds. Just an old man, tunelessly howling at an active television. It makes me smile.

its funny until you realize that that man has the ability to end life on earth.

once you remember that he does, its double hilarious!

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

its funny until you realize that that man has the ability to end life on earth.

once you remember that he does, its double hilarious!

S'cool, my schedule's pretty open, so it's not like I'll be missing out on anything huge if he nukes the planet into a rapidly rotating cinder. I'll just hang out 'n' stuff.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Holy lols I read the whole thing.

quote:

By Tuesday night, aides were using TV appearances to spin the firing as a simple bureaucratic matter and call for an end to the investigation.

"This firing had nothing to do with the Russia investigation, and also it's time to end the Russia investigation."

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

NotWearingPants posted:

"This firing had nothing to do with the Russia investigation, and also it's time to end the Russia investigation."

Next it'll be, "Well, we were ending the Russian Investigation, so his services were no longer required. Perhaps if we think of other investigations in the future, we can have the opportunity to collude collaborate with Mr. Comey again."

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Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
people keep talking about the political implications of this or that event as though the mid-fall empire was actually a functioning democracy (lol). this incongruity between perception and reality is the lol which gives rise to all other lols, the ur-lol if you will. let us raise a golden idlol and give thanks for our bounty, long may the lol god reign

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