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nopants
May 29, 2004
It's hard to believe trump doesn't get super drunk before he pulls this poo poo

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Why is a man whose defining moment was letting a prostitute listen to his conversations with the president still relevant 20 years later?

Donald Trump, a punchline since the 1980s, is President of the United States of America

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

nopants posted:

It's hard to believe trump doesn't get super drunk before he pulls this poo poo

He's straight-edge.

Like straight-up-mentally-ill.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Hodgepodge posted:

trump is the overfiend?!?!

...man, that seems obvious in retrospect

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


bigly

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/AdamFriedland/status/862176793083695104


DogonCrook posted:

Its pretty funny when you think about it. Our founding fathers didnt see this coming and at the time that they decided on democracy only half the country could even read.

lol are you kidding, they perfectly engineered a system where only inbred blue bloods could ever get elected

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 201 days!

hillary looking p. good in this version of reality

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Agrajag posted:

are you trying to say youre a cute parisian girl?

no i'm a boi

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

You remember where you had to explain away that drunk episode?

That's Trump every night.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
comey was never fbi director

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

comey was never fbi director

how can there be an fbi director if there was never an fbi?

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/862124315285880832

i would kill to have a hidden camera in the white house

Remember, Spicer denies that Trump wears a bathrobe when watching TV, with nary a mention of clothes. Are you sure you want a Trump cam? It might be more disturbing then goatsce.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

What's the current rewrite for the conspiracy theory FBI?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
if u had to pick 4 living politicians to get hammered with and talk poo poo who would it be? im thinkin

hillary
lindsey
george
joe


maybe al gore im not sure if he's a hialrious drunk or not

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lol i just remembered that trump thought democrats would be glad he was firing comey

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
what does it mean

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

a helpful bear posted:

if u had to pick 4 living politicians to get hammered with and talk poo poo who would it be? im thinkin

hillary
lindsey
george
joe


maybe al gore im not sure if he's a hialrious drunk or not

W., just to see him relapse

(also, Bill, Barack, Joe)

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
hmmm yes i will win re-election bigly bc these demoncraps will appreciate that i fried the fish that fried their clinton god

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



a helpful bear posted:

if u had to pick 4 living politicians to get hammered with and talk poo poo who would it be? im thinkin

hillary
lindsey
george
joe


maybe al gore im not sure if he's a hialrious drunk or not

bernie
biden
dont really need any more

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

anime was right posted:

time is now measured in trump thread pages

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Shear Modulus posted:

bernie
biden
dont really need any more

i love bernie but i dont think he'd do more than just throw some f-bombs in the middle of his stump speech when drunk

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
comey who?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
although i would gladly spend like an entire week with jane sanders bc i think she'd just be the sweetest person ever and they probably have a very comfy guest bedroom

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
if it doesnt have to be a live politician id get shithoused with lbj.

if we're talking live, jesse ventura.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



a helpful bear posted:

i love bernie but i dont think he'd do more than just throw some f-bombs in the middle of his stump speech when drunk

i bet he would talk some mean poo poo about trump and bush and the clintons


trump's "the democrats cant get mad at me for firing comey because they were mad at him earlier :smug:" is like obama's "the gop can't block merrick garland because he's a moderate :smug:" but even dumber

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

LordSloth posted:

Remember, Spicer denies that Trump wears a bathrobe when watching TV, with nary a mention of clothes. Are you sure you want a Trump cam? It might be more disturbing then goatsce.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


unless he's willing to go publicly anti-trump i do not care rick

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
oh that's my living list. it would definitely be different for dead. i would love to see old abe super blasted. he'd be adorable

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Al! posted:

oh god nobody tell him how star wars ends

the space antifa win, but then they ignore bashing the fash for 30 years, so then the fash comes back and blows up their entire capital system?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Shear Modulus posted:

i bet he would talk some mean poo poo about trump and bush and the clintons

yeah and also i bet he's got some hilarious stories from his youth. he'd be like the heart warming drunk storyteller

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lmao:

https://twitter.com/JWJones252/status/862095148804694020

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



shockingly low effort from Garrison

D+

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003



Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
hell

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~
As much as I despise him for some reason I'd love to get shitfaced with Dubya and talk about what he really thinks of Trump

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

didnt garrison get super mad at 4chan for photoshopping his cartoons into incredibly anti-semitic and racist screeds then crediting him as the original artist

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Venom Snake posted:

always remember: the parodyverse cuts both ways and trump isn't going to avoid eventually getting his due.

2017 and shown us that the universe loves deeply ironic justice
the only end trump will get is polonium :ohdear:

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Jan 20, 2017


shiksa posted:

didnt garrison get super mad at 4chan for photoshopping his cartoons into incredibly anti-semitic and racist screeds then crediting him as the original artist

that was years ago

he's ... evolved

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