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Uranium 235: Oct 12, 2004

she looks like the wax figure of a face transplant patient that was subsequently left out in the sun too long

# ? May 10, 2017 19:23

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

HOLY loving GOD AT THAT QUINNIPIAC POLL

quote:

By a 54 - 38 percent margin, American voters want the Democratic Party to win control of the U.S. House of Representatives. This is the widest margin ever measured for this question in a Quinnipiac University poll, exceeding a 5 percentage point margin for Republicans in 2013.

If Democrats had won control of the U.S. Senate in the 2016 elections, the country would be in a better place than it is now, 41 percent of voters say, while 27 percent say it would be in a worse place and 30 percent say it would be the same.

American voters dislike Democrats less than they dislike Republicans:
Voters disapprove 71 - 22 percent of the way Republicans in Congress do their job;
Voters disapprove 58 - 34 percent of the way Democrats in Congress are doing their job.

quote:

Generic ballot is D+16

# ? May 10, 2017 19:23

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

DeepDickPizza posted:

I actually think Huck's daughter looks like an attractive person that they stuck in the microwave for awhile.

# ? May 10, 2017 19:23

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

DeepDickPizza posted:

I actually think Huck's daughter looks like an attractive person that they stuck in the microwave for awhile.

that microwave is called a bath of evil

# ? May 10, 2017 19:24

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

paranoid randroid posted:

pursued by bears

Squizzle posted:

subtitle for aforesaid novel

It's the sub-title to Lindsay Graham's upcoming memoir that includes several chapters on the Gay scene in the Carolinas.

# ? May 10, 2017 19:24

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

HOLY loving GOD AT THAT QUINNIPIAC POLL

Roll 2d6+16 vs 2d6 and try to work out how the DNC could lose this one

# ? May 10, 2017 19:24

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

jBrereton posted:

Roll 2d6+16 and try to work out how the DNC could lose this one

IT'S ZUCKS TURN

# ? May 10, 2017 19:24

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Fullhouse posted:

this is just code for "anything that goes wrong, and I am expecting many things to go wrong, is their fault and responsibility"

Its also that no reporter ever asks that question when things are going well

# ? May 10, 2017 19:24

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

she's more boring then spicy which actually may be a negative in trump''s eyes

he actually think he's winning when spicer gets testy and looks like a fool

# ? May 10, 2017 19:24

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

I missed Cuckabee Sanders how did it go?

# ? May 10, 2017 19:24

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

well of course i'd like to sit around and chat

well of course i'd like to stay and chew the fat

well of course i'd like to sit around and chat

but someone's listening in

# ? May 10, 2017 19:25

DrPlump: Oct 5, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Johnny Joestar posted:

huckabee does look like she's melting so i nominate this as her thinking face

She is in charge of the 100000 WATT FLAMETHROWER that is the white house press office. That kind of raw energy would melt anyone.

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Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Naerasa posted:

Oh, so that's the warm yellow something Trump likes in his mouth.

Guys it was all a misunderstanding.

# ? May 10, 2017 19:25

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010