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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Welcome new FBI director: Lucifer McSatan

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
The best milestone page for this thread

Edit lol

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
i hope the rock gets elected and sings that "you're welcome" song at his inauguration

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
That was a fast page lol

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

No Spicey for the rest of the week according to CNN

Melissa McCarthy is hosting SNL this Saturday. I can believe Trump pulled him for this reason alone.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Skypie posted:

That was a fast page lol

Yeah, I'm glad I made it on there!

Can you believe Trump is president of the United States? lol

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

brylcreem posted:

Yeah, I'm glad I made it on there!

Can you believe Trump is president of the United States? lol

Are you serious? Donald Trump? The actor? Lol

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/newsbell/status/862371925825400832

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

And that poll didn't catch the wave of approval coming after last nights thing.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Burt Sexual posted:

And that poll didn't catch the wave of approval coming after last nights thing.

thick, ropey waves of approval

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

The question I keep asking myself is how toxic Donald James T. Trump has to get before Republicans decides to throw him under the bus by design, not by pure accident and gross incompetence.

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

good thing the rules are made up and the points don't matter lol

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

*Donal Trump reads tweet*

*Stops at the word "record"*

*declares victory*

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Oscar Wild posted:

Are you serious? Donald Trump? The actor? Lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPBrt-mdNmQ

This joke used to be funny. Now it would be an improvement over reality.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPBrt-mdNmQ

This joke used to be funny. Now it would be an improvement over reality.

https://youtu.be/UC_AzVvgEF8

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



lilljonas posted:

The question I keep asking myself is how toxic Donald James T. Trump has to get before Republicans decides to throw him under the bus by design, not by pure accident and gross incompetence.

i remember when a lot of 'em tried to throw him under the bus for the gross billy bush hot mic thing and then like he bounced off the bus and they had to come back and kiss the throne

donald grimace hamburgler trump is immune to busses

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

No stopping the winning

https://twitter.com/johnnyangel10/status/862357906397835264


quote:

Before DeVos took the podium, Jackson recognized another Trump administration attendee, senior policy director Omarosa Manigault, who was also booed. Jackson warned attendees: “Ladies and gentleman, please, you don’t know her, nor do you know her story."

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage
Is the Devil red, the color of passions? Nope.
Is the Devil black, the color of despair? Nope.
Is the Devil green, the color of bile and revulsion? Nope.

The Devil is orange, the color of gently caress you.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


At the official release of the sean spicers new hit release "hiding in the bushes" the lead speaker had this to say to the assorted press:

"We put this presidency on you bastards, with a lotta love.
We worked a hundred days for you pigs
And you want to break our walls down?
And you want to impeach us?
Well you go to hell!"

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

That approval number is close to actual zero. I don't think it can go below 32%. 32% is that magic number of republicans that would still approve if Trump murdered Tom Hanks live on television for the premier of the piss tape.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

These approval ratings are getting p pointless. As people have mentioned, Trump supporters will literally never change their stance even if Trump shits on the flag, fucks another man on top of the Constitution, or makes Putin the new FBI Director. Any time I foolsihly pop into another politics thread in GBS, the trump gang is there defending Trump no matter how stupid a decision he has made.

There's some bottom-line population threshold for these polls. Every one of the approval polls should be reaching the same results. I'm guessing its 36% approval. It will never drop lower even if 2018 looks like Fallout 5.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Madcosby posted:

Any time I foolsihly pop into another politics thread in GBS, the trump gang is there defending Trump no matter how stupid a decision he has made.

Its almost like trump supporters are retards or something. lol

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
lolling real hard today over the fact that the leader of a, if not THE most iconic first world country can unceremoniously fire the top honcho investigating him with no problems at all
america isnt a first world country loool

man, the lols are hard and fast today friends

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


NotWearingPants posted:

That approval number is close to actual zero. I don't think it can go below 32%. 32% is that magic number of republicans that would still approve if Trump murdered Tom Hanks live on television for the premier of the piss tape.

Don't say that you monster

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/ColinKahl/status/862350614067544064

https://twitter.com/cohendavid/status/862350083576127488

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


lol

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
President Trump fired the FBI Director because he wasn't getting enough "I didn't do it" retweets

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Madcosby posted:

These approval ratings are getting p pointless. As people have mentioned, Trump supporters will literally never change their stance even if Trump shits on the flag, fucks another man on top of the Constitution, or makes Putin the new FBI Director. Any time I foolsihly pop into another politics thread in GBS, the trump gang is there defending Trump no matter how stupid a decision he has made.

There's some bottom-line population threshold for these polls. Every one of the approval polls should be reaching the same results. I'm guessing its 36% approval. It will never drop lower even if 2018 looks like Fallout 5.

See, this is what's so loving cool about Donald JambaJuice Trump being the President of the United States of America.

This is LITERALLY the only way we could ever push, hammer, and smash on that loving hard-liner 30% number. You know god drat right that if we had elected a Hillary or Bernie into office that number would NEVER EVER EVER move. The GOP base thrives on the false victimhood narrative, and just as long as there's a Democrat in office to blame, they can maintain that line.

The magic of our Deputy Commander In Chief is that given another THIRTEEN HUNDRED DAYS IN OFFICE, the sheer severity and nation-destroying, pride-destroying actions of this administration could arise to such a terrible level that even that 30% begins to look at the world and begin to see it as the rest of us do. No liberal could ever achieve that. But this "administration" is literally warping reality to come up with the most embarrassing, reputation-destroying, unheard-of policies by the hour.

Yes, I genuinely believe that if Donald Jukebox Trump continues just... presidenting the way he has been that eventually, even some part of that 30% will start to poo poo bricks and get slapped in the face with the rock-hard dick of reality. Maybe once their kids die. Maybe there will have to be streets full of their dead kids to walk over. Most likely something WAY WORSE, because how could we have ever anticipated just what's happened in the first 110 days?

Nothing is off the table, not even the commitment of the Republican hard-liners, which is why I proudly toxxed and voted for Donald Jazzercise Trump to be President of the United States.

Death to America, and may the LOLs roll on.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/TrueFactsStated/status/862278087509200896

indictments > subpoenas

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Hey guys! Not sure if this is the right place to post this or not. But I'm an idiot who likes to debase himself for authoritarian kleptocrats who will inevitably dispose of me the moment I become an inconvenience. Would a position in the Trump administration be right for me?

red19fire
May 26, 2010


So the russians have more than likely bugged the oval office. It's funny, watching The Americans tv show, as the protagonists struggle for months to get a transmitter into a copy machine at an fbi satellite office. And yet here, in real life, the president welcomes a whole bunch of russians with electronics into the oval office with open arms.

Like television involving the presidency will be ruined forever now. House of Cards's Frank Underwood conniving his way to the presidency is a ridiculous concept now than an orange moron can do it. The producers of Veep said they even had to change a storyline during filming because of the loving piss tape.

HMBOL

NotWearingPants posted:

That approval number is close to actual zero. I don't think it can go below 32%. 32% is that magic number of republicans that would still approve if Trump murdered Tom Hanks live on television for the premier of the piss tape.

Keep in mind, even at the end of the Bush presidency he had somewhere in the vicinity of 32% approval, and there were still a solid 27% of people who still believed Iraq had WMD's & a connection to 9/11.

Also, Betsy DeVos bought her way into the education secretary position. Her brother is Erik Prince, the CEO of the war crime factory BlackWater, who gave trump like $100 million dollars for his campaign. And this is what they have to show for it.

HMBOL

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
i am so pissed i missed page 666

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Death to America Lol

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862387734492663808

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Hey guys! Not sure if this is the right place to post this or not. But I'm an idiot who likes to debase himself for authoritarian kleptocrats who will inevitably dispose of me the moment I become an inconvenience. Would a position in the Trump administration be right for me?

You don't need a job in the administration to help. You can work from home posting frog memes and harassing lieberals on twitter. I'm not sure how well Putin pays though. I'm on the other side of the fence and get my checks from Podesta.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




The pisstape isn't real, so they've bugged the Oval Office so they can get video Trump bringing in prostitutes to piss on the great seal.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
what were Gorbachev's approval ratings

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

gender illusionist posted:

i am so pissed i missed page 666

You can always go back and read it. That's the wonderful thing about this thread, the Lols are preserved in amber.

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

hmbol this is gonna be fuckin sweeeet :cheers:

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

gender illusionist posted:

i am so pissed i missed page 666

Just be sure on page 777 it is all about trumps casinos, and the bankruptcies!

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