Rushi posted:but i like clear and candy liquors sooo i'm gonna throw one to M_Gargantua because they might let me press the buttons on the register it makes a beautiful chaching sound everytime you put a dollar in your tax revenue going toward antidepresants! social (liquid) medicine!
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I vote for .... Weeping Wound!!
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:44 |
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Baloogan posted:I vote for ....
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:45 |
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5 for 2D Cat 2 for Weeping Wound 1 for M_Gargantua so far 2D Cat just needs 2 votes to secure the nom should that happen
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# ? May 8, 2017 16:49 |
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Lastgirl posted:5 for 2D Cat I'm at the senate tomorrow. The level of my shenanigans will largely be dependent on this!!!
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# ? May 8, 2017 22:18 |
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2DCAT posted:I'm at the senate tomorrow. The level of my shenanigans will largely be dependent on this!!! I say we keep voting open for, uh, two more days.
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# ? May 8, 2017 22:30 |
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if your applying considered judgment to yr vote for sexy of liquor your not engaging the matter in its proper mode imo i havent even looked at the last page of the thread, i vote for whoever the person who posted above me voted for if the vote can be changed im also open to corruption graft extortion etc. so therefore i vote for 2dcat Somebody has issued a correction as of 00:52 on May 9, 2017 |
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Squizzle posted:if your applying considered judgment to yr vote for sexy of liquor your not engaging the matter in its proper mode imo you are so ready for politics! all hail the squiz as our illustrious and benevolent vp!
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# ? May 8, 2017 22:50 |
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Change my vote to 2d thinkycat thanks
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# ? May 8, 2017 23:17 |
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2d cat if you win what you gonna name as the official alcoholic beverage of cspam?
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# ? May 9, 2017 03:00 |
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im drunk at a wedding and i vote for squizzle
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# ? May 9, 2017 03:02 |
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2D Cat wins by 7 votes majority and is Secretary of Liquor, may he bring his best thinking face game for the goblins~ so be it that Weeping Wound and M_Gargantua are undersecretaries and may handle beer and wine respectively and confer with 2DCat for alcohol of the week should they choose for immunity and bragging rights and should contesting these decisions put forth by the Liquor committee is probation worthy~ Next thing on the agenda soon moving forward once 2DCat testifies at Congress! (Appreciate the) Congrats on your arbitrary but slightly fancy position!
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# ? May 9, 2017 04:08 |
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Also I believe that people wanted to make a batch of Avalanche Gangtags as its been something in the works for a while considering how prophetic Final Fantasy VII has been for this year of TRVMP I may consider making this a thing that should happen along with a new donation thread for Planned Parenthood if that is something this cabinet would want to be interested in making this happen soon
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# ? May 9, 2017 04:11 |
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extremely barret voice: and it's all 'cuz of that %$^&in' (((pizza))) that people underneath are sufferin!
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Lastgirl posted:2D Cat wins by 7 votes majority and is Secretary of Liquor, may he bring his best thinking face game for the goblins~ gonna convey grape wisdom upon the masses
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# ? May 9, 2017 05:20 |
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grisdom
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# ? May 9, 2017 05:31 |
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Lastgirl posted:2D Cat wins by 7 votes majority and is Secretary of Liquor, may he bring his best thinking face game for the goblins~
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# ? May 9, 2017 06:31 |
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dont forget to tell em your full title when you testify, 2d cat
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# ? May 9, 2017 07:02 |
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punchymcpunch posted:dont forget to tell em your full title when you testify, 2d cat yes, we need to hear your full title to convince the liquor fueled unbelievers, such as myself
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# ? May 9, 2017 07:54 |
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Currently inbound to judiciary square to make everyone proud. I'll ensure maximum shenanigans at congress today. I'll make sure to lol at and cpsam_thinkface Lindsey Graham as much as possible and then ask him to pass along to Jeb! that he is a mess. After that, we'll get down to business in selecting the liquor of the month! Edit: 2DCAT has issued a correction as of 13:24 on May 9, 2017 |
# ? May 9, 2017 12:17 |
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i commit the department of defense to buying at least one bottle of whatever is the liquor of the month!
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# ? May 9, 2017 13:49 |
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psst make it Faberge Egg Juice and baloogan will be ruined eheheheh
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# ? May 9, 2017 14:31 |
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Good luck 2DCATTE But you do realize Bernie should have won your nomination? I do have faith in you, regardless
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# ? May 9, 2017 14:43 |
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holy poo poo for the glory of cspam Edballs vult
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# ? May 9, 2017 15:16 |
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does cspan give you a tape when you go in front of congress like they give people who go on the price is right
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# ? May 9, 2017 15:38 |
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Choosing my first Liquor of the Month has been a very difficult and challenging problem. On one hand, I'd like to select a liquor that truly represents the people -- a high proof, low cost whiskey that truly represents the history of America. On the other hand... now that the Republicans in Congress appear to have formally recognized my position as Secretary of Liquor, I also feel the need to side the bastard 1%, and select a whiskey thats mediocre, unavailable to nearly the entire world, and outside the price point of the vast majority of the people. But today, as I walked the halls of Congress... I was reminded at how broken our society has become. Instead of choosing one, or the other... I have chosen to make a compromise. May's Liquor of the Month is: Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey Rittenhouse Rye is widely available across most of the country, it costs $24, and is 100 proof. It's delicious on its own, but also works really well in a manhattan, a sazerac, and an old fashioned. At a lower price range is Old Overholt. It has a more storied history; however, it's 80 proof, and you're pretty much getting better value for money ($18 price point for OO), but who wants extra water in their liquor anyways? Sazerac Rye is also good, but with the higher price point and lower proof (90 proof), it becomes hard to recommend that over the Rittenhouse.
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# ? May 9, 2017 19:57 |
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as the secretary of mattering, im glad i dont have to do anything since trump got elected pres
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# ? May 9, 2017 20:26 |
anime was right posted:as the secretary of mattering, im glad i dont have to do anything since trump got elected pres you have to keep the fire burning for the future. nurture the ember of mattering until its day comes again. granted that ember might also be canned sunshine (bless SS-18 satan may his passage cleanse the earth in fire)
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# ? May 9, 2017 20:36 |
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2DCAT posted:
you are makin' me proud already; look at that cute lil' lapel pin now, isn't that so much prettia' than pepe the frog? my party has fallen significantly in its tastes and in decorum ova' the last decade; it shames me in public to sit near them 'till ma' check clea's, than it's fine and dandy
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# ? May 9, 2017 20:38 |
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2DCAT posted:Choosing my first Liquor of the Month has been a very difficult and challenging problem. On one hand, I'd like to select a liquor that truly represents the people -- a high proof, low cost whiskey that truly represents the history of America. On the other hand... now that the Republicans in Congress appear to have formally recognized my position as Secretary of Liquor, I also feel the need to side the bastard 1%, and select a whiskey thats mediocre, unavailable to nearly the entire world, and outside the price point of the vast majority of the people. But today, as I walked the halls of Congress... I was reminded at how broken our society has become. Instead of choosing one, or the other... I have chosen to make a compromise. sazarac for me then, since i haven't bargain shopped since before becomin' senata' of ma' proud southern constituency thank you for your recommendation, i'll be gettin' blotto on that shortly
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# ? May 9, 2017 20:45 |
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anime was right posted:as the secretary of mattering, im glad i dont have to do anything since trump got elected pres your job is to bide your time, because when your job starts up again you'll be sayin':
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# ? May 9, 2017 20:48 |
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anime was right posted:as the secretary of mattering, im glad i dont have to do anything since trump got elected pres fuckin' jinxed it
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# ? May 10, 2017 02:11 |
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*spins around in office chair*
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# ? May 10, 2017 02:35 |
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anime was right posted:as the secretary of mattering, im glad i dont have to do anything since trump got elected pres u gotta spring into action any day now cos the comey firing is definitely gonna ha ha hahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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# ? May 10, 2017 03:09 |
anime was right posted:fuckin' jinxed it no. don't. stop. jinxing it
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# ? May 10, 2017 04:40 |
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d&d has broken containment and is flooding into day crew in the trump thread send help send hel
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# ? May 10, 2017 20:14 |
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if i told you once i told you a thousand times chokes ya gotta be more specific, it looks normal to me rn
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# ? May 10, 2017 22:00 |
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man down! man down! *gunfire in the background* oh god! i been shot! *helicopter comes into view* oh god! thank goodness i have healthcare, and my ride' s already here! yeah throw chokes mcgee in the back there, he's a friend o' mine al! i trust you'll do the needful
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# ? May 10, 2017 22:31 |
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pro strat if theres more than a thousand daycrew posts i just skip em all
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punchymcpunch posted:pro strat if theres more than a thousand daycrew posts i just skip em all
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