quote:You going to goddamned steam I thought Trump was now a born again Christian?
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May 11, 2017 11:44
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trump is a born again steampunk enthusiast, they just cut out the latter two words for optics
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May 11, 2017 11:45
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punchymcpunch posted:have you heard of the guillotine? of course not. i patented it this week. guess what its for. yeah! how the gently caress did you know that?! You mean the Trumpotine? (patent pending) That'll also be the name of the act that annexes Quebec to America Yinlock posted:no the most frustrating part about trump is that he only wants adulation for lovely things he does I mean if he got us all those three things I'd give him adulation 
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May 11, 2017 11:45
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boethius posted:Get your decks ready, cowboys, time to jack in to the Trumpnet. 
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May 11, 2017 11:45
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hang on i thought trump had a very good brain are u saying that trump... lied? to me??
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May 11, 2017 11:46
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Parity warning posted:hang on i thought trump had a very good brain warranty is expired no returns thank you for shopping AMERICA
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May 11, 2017 11:47
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Marijuana is legalized, but all packaging is forced to have a picture of Donald. J Trump's face on it somewhere College education is universal and free, but all Universities are now named Trump University
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May 11, 2017 11:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiqPmsBYieA
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May 11, 2017 11:48
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JosefStalinator posted:Marijuana is legalized, but all packaging is forced to have a picture of Donald. J Trump's face on it somewhere gently caress it nothing matters hand me some of that Trumpijuana
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May 11, 2017 11:48
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we're all going to die in hellfire and it'll be because a hairy pummelo confuses the red "LAUNCH" and "LUNCH" buttons on his loving desk
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May 11, 2017 11:49
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Flint residents get free, pure water, but it all comes in Trump brand water bottles
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May 11, 2017 11:49
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Black people FINALLY get their 30 acres and a lifetime supply of trump steaks
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May 11, 2017 11:51
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JosefStalinator posted:I mean if he got us all those three things I'd give him adulation trump just doesn't do philanthropy even though it would give him everything he wants because donald j trump is also the cheapest motherfucker who ever lived
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May 11, 2017 11:51
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the wage gap finally gets filled with 30% of trump's hand reaching down to grab women and bring them upthecluckmeme posted:the wage gap finally gets filled with 30% of trump's hand reaching down to grab women and bring them up sorry, we're getting reports that this will not happen because the president, quote: "moved like a bitch" same story as always, eh Dan? and now to Clark for the weather: (Clark screams, then gurgles in agony as the nuclear shockwave lands unmercilessly close, only cooking his organs instead of granting him the sweet release of immediate death) bawk fucked around with this message at 11:55 on May 11, 2017 |
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May 11, 2017 11:52
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JosefStalinator posted:Flint residents get free, pure water, but it all comes in Trump brand water bottles quote:I think we have to be a strong nation. I think we were being laughed at by the world. They’re not laughing anymore. When I saw that, I thought it was incredible. And then he called them child actors, and that was even, that was just a terrible disrespect.
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May 11, 2017 11:52
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The president of the united states is severely retarded in his fat stupid head??
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May 11, 2017 11:53
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Church and state are fully separated as churches withdraw fully from politics, but we are forced to say "Merry Trump" now instead of Merry Christmas
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May 11, 2017 11:53
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Jose posted:
no i think they're laughing quite a bit
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May 11, 2017 11:54
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ScrubLeague posted:"None of my businesses in other countries are even charged tax in US Dollars, but here it's all greenbacks all the time. Ridiculous!" What is it about rich people that they pay close attention to what they gross? Then tax time comes and they see the level of their Scrooge McDuck money pit drop slightly and shout to the heavens "This is not right! This is not fair!!" Do they add up every cent lost to taxation and decide they would rather option out their new yacht than support the country that made them rich? Of course they do.
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May 11, 2017 11:54
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thecluckmeme posted:the wage gap finally gets filled with 30% of trump's hand reaching down to grab women and bring them up Women receive equal pay with men, but only because men alone have to pay the mandatory 23% Trump tax
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May 11, 2017 11:54
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Zaphod42 posted:TRUMP111: Isis is better at the internet than Google hahahahahahahahahahaha
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May 11, 2017 11:56
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ive got gas all over the place too but it'd be rude for anyone to say it twice
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May 11, 2017 11:56
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Trump is bad.
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May 11, 2017 11:58
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May 11, 2017 11:58
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NofrikinfuN posted:What is it about rich people that they pay close attention to what they gross? Then tax time comes and they see the level of their Scrooge McDuck money pit drop slightly and shout to the heavens "This is not right! This is not fair!!" Money gained and then lost is psychologically worse than money never had at all.
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May 11, 2017 11:58
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May 11, 2017 11:58
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JosefStalinator posted:Women receive equal pay with men, but only because men alone have to pay the mandatory 23% Trump tax this money only pays for viagra and rogaine, specifically toward one unnamed executive-branch politician
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May 11, 2017 11:58
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I was hoping for the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it’s no good, but am a patriot and will support out current thread title
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May 11, 2017 11:58
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Gravy Jones posted:I was hoping for the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it’s no good, but am a patriot and will support out current thread title for a moment this read like you were on left book tagging another obscure left book Facebook page in the comments
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May 11, 2017 12:00
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thecluckmeme posted:this money only pays for viagra and rogaine, specifically toward one unnamed executive-branch politician Also, alex jones gets his kids back
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May 11, 2017 12:01
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i think he's talking about the electromagnetic catapult they spent billions on for the f35
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May 11, 2017 12:02
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thecluckmeme posted:trump is a born again steampunk enthusiast, they just cut out the latter two words for optics So I'm telling the air force that the new aircraft carriers have to use the proven technology of the zeppelin. A lot of bad guys don't have any way to deal with it. One of the very few successes of the army was using balloons in Afghanistan. Everybody knows ISIS can't shoot you if you're in the sky. Look how they're doing against the Russians, it's just chaos for them!
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May 11, 2017 12:02
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did trump say this
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May 11, 2017 12:02
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Isis internet presence?? U have cum 2 a world called 2014!!! *Whip crack*
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May 11, 2017 12:02
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Gravy Jones posted:I was hoping for the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it’s no good, but am a patriot and will support out current thread title
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May 11, 2017 12:02
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Phobophilia posted:i think he's talking about the electromagnetic catapult they spent billions on for the f35
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May 11, 2017 12:02
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Kurtofan posted:did trump say this gregday posted:hey look a new Time interview full of batshit quotes Trumps say the darndest things
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May 11, 2017 12:03
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so high you wouldn't believe it
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May 11, 2017 12:04
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quote:You know they all said I hung up and I slammed the phone on him. I didn’t do that. I mean, it was a little testy for a while because Obama made a ridiculous deal. that's not true but yeah i totally screamed at him because of obama
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May 11, 2017 12:05
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shovelbum posted:Isis internet presence?? im so glad trump is on the up and up, better than google
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May 11, 2017 12:06
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