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quote:I don't want to run for office because I have this secret that prevents me from running for office. Also I don't want to run for office. Also I don't want to tell people about my secret that prevents me from running for office because they might use it against me(by keeping me from running for office, which I do not want to do). Please don't run for office; because you are dumb.
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May 10, 2017 13:07
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Solice Kirsk posted:You can't just hint at butthole pictures and not post them. I don't have another Greedo thread in me right now. sent you a pm
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May 10, 2017 13:09
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Please don't run for office because you are dumb. Might actually qualify him for it.
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May 10, 2017 13:09
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The confession is fake, we know that now, but if you think sexual harassment at the workplace is ok and you should just "overcome mild awkwardness" when you've been a victim of it, then you're either dumb, too edgy for me, or just the kind of dude that would sexually harass a coworker. Even if you're not scandalized by an email containing the spread open anus of a guy you eat meals with everyday, it's still a Bad Thing and he would still be guilty of sexual harassment, which should be acted upon.
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May 10, 2017 13:15
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solice kirsk definiteely shouldn't open the PM i sent him at work if he wants to avoid firing for sexual harassment
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May 10, 2017 13:17
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 Yup...that's a few pictures of a prolapsed anus alright. Don't know what I was expecting...Jose posted:solice kirsk definiteely shouldn't open the PM i sent him at work if he wants to avoid firing for sexual harassment Now now, it could just lead to all of HR getting fired and my immediate supervisor being threatened.
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May 10, 2017 13:35
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loquacius posted:So did you write that confession or something because A) is as unlikely a scenario as "HR alllll got fired so now no one else can be" and B) just makes me wonder what kind of workplace dynamic you have Well you specifically promoted steps 1 and 3 of that scenario. You advised confessor to confront the boss and you suggested that he could sue the company. I'm just saying that steps 2 and 4 follow from 1 and 3, and that should be obvious. The only thing that makes the scenario unlikely (aside from the fesh being fake) is that the confessor isn't so stupid to follow your advice. Hugoon Chavez posted:The confession is fake, we know that now, but if you think sexual harassment at the workplace is ok and you should just "overcome mild awkwardness" when you've been a victim of it, then you're either dumb, too edgy for me, or just the kind of dude that would sexually harass a coworker. I agree that it was a Bad Thing and the confessor did the right thing by reporting it. If Carl got fired on the spot it would be perfectly reasonable. However he wasn't and the situation is what it is. Personally I'd have a problem if the pictures were a kind of proposal - if Carl sent me stuff because he wanted sex with me. If I felt no such threat then I probably wouldn't feel sexually harassed. Of course other people might feel differently and decide that they'll confront the management over it, but I didn't get that vibe from the confessor.
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May 10, 2017 14:01
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Jose posted:solice kirsk definiteely shouldn't open the PM i sent him at work if he wants to avoid firing for sexual harassment More like solstice kirk johnson
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May 10, 2017 14:05
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Christ dude you are really emotionally invested in this guy getting unwanted butthole pictures at work I'm about done with work-butthole-picture discussion, so I guess ask yourself if this is the hill you want to die on
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May 10, 2017 14:58
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loquacius posted:Christ dude you are really emotionally invested in this guy getting unwanted butthole pictures at work It'd be more of a valley or cavern, wouldn't it?
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May 10, 2017 15:20
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loquacius posted:I'm about done with work-butthole-picture discussion, so I guess ask yourself if this is the butt-shaped hill you want to die on ftfy
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May 10, 2017 15:43
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OhAreThey posted:Mummification goon: you could probably also find a kinky friend on FetLife to help you do this for free. No sex involved, so presumably your wife wouldn't care. "Hey wife! I'm gonna go to this person's house and have them wrap me in plastic. What? Naw, it's cool. I met them on the internet!"
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May 10, 2017 16:30
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Rad-daddio posted:"Hey wife! I'm gonna go to this person's house and have them wrap me in plastic. What? Naw, it's cool. I met them on the internet!" Hey, if she knows about the massage therapist who does it for him, why would she give a gently caress about finding someone to do it for free? 
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May 10, 2017 18:15
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I don't think she knew about the masseuse, or if she did she thought he was getting actual massagesquote:I've had some very vivid sex dreams about my mother and my younger brother. I'm usually lucid during them and I don't try to wake myself up. quote:I haven't bathed or showered since approximately August of 2015. yeah taftgoon I'm gonna go ahead and say you need multiple different kinds of therapy (one of them is the physical kind)
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May 10, 2017 18:18
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Hahahaha! 2 hours without eating caused "extreme hunger." There are times when I'm traveling for work that I'll go 20 hours without a meal. You can probably guess that I'm not overweight.
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May 10, 2017 18:21
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I've had some very vivid sex dreams about a man too fat to fit in a car who hasn't bathed in nearly two years. I'm usually lucid during them and I don't try to wake myself up.
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May 10, 2017 18:30
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god drat it loquacius that's supposed to be ANONYMOUS!
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May 10, 2017 18:31
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whoops my badquote:I've had some very vivid sex dreams about a man too fat to fit in a car who hasn't bathed in nearly two years. I'm usually lucid during them and I don't try to wake myself up. better?
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May 10, 2017 18:33
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i had a sex dream involving a zombie once
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May 10, 2017 18:37
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Oh don't worry fatgoon, there's no reason you'd make the news
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May 10, 2017 19:20
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Drinking water and taking a few vitamins isn't a bad idea. The bad idea was doing ONLY that and not eating healthier or exercising. If you only did the vitamins and water you would probably gain weight since you would kill your metabolism. Then again you only lasted 2 hours on your dumb loving diet and seem to have no shame so enjoy being such a fat piece of poo poo fat pieces of poo poo look down on you. It's never too late to turn it around. It will be a long and very tough journey but worth it in the end. You'll also have people rooting for you and be willing to help or give advice. That probably fell on deaf ears so might as well end it all and be the news story you think you'll be, fatty. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 10, 2017 19:33
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loquacius posted:whoops my bad thank u for doing the needful
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May 10, 2017 20:09
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loquacius posted:Re: Fatgoon What kind of jabba do you have that lets you stay home all the time?
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May 11, 2017 01:20
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Fatgoon, have you tried smoking your way to thinness?
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May 11, 2017 01:35
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Smoking meth would probably do the job, actually.
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May 11, 2017 02:08
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I was actually thinking along the lines of smoking himself, like one does to cure meat
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May 11, 2017 02:37
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Heroin chic is a thing.
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May 11, 2017 02:45
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Anton Chigurh posted:What kind of jabba do you have that lets you stay home all the time? Politely ignoring the pun, it might be a King-Size Homer type situation quote:A couple years ago I was put in charge of a smallish 5-10 people group at work depending on funding, where we mostly offer software solutions to academics and scientific researchers in general. As you'd imagine, a majority of the applicants to the coding positions are chinese or indian. When I run a group, clear communication is my number one priority when hiring someone new. My confession is that I have never hired or even interviewed anyone who wasn't white and american, canadian or english. My group is consistently one of the most productive groups and we rarely get any complaints from clients. Meanwhile the overwhelmingly asian groups get complaints about poorly commented code, broken english responses when they receive questions, and generally are difficult to get along with socially. I mean, language skills are one thing, whatever, but you know you can absolutely find Chinese or Indian nationals that speak English pretty drat well right? (this should not be difficult) Even if you didn't, though, a couple of people on your team with less language skills than everyone else won't hurt. Ease back on your policy before you get an uncomfortable talk from your two-man HR team, and yes definitely at least hire some people who aren't white (this should not be difficult)
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May 11, 2017 03:17
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"I realize that it is textbook racism, but I'm a good person so racism is cool when I do it." Get hosed, racist goon. It isn't about language skills when you won't even interview Asian applicants.
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May 11, 2017 03:25
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The point of an interview is to make sure the applicant is good to work with which can be both socially and linguistically
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May 11, 2017 04:08
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limp_cheese posted:Drinking water and taking a few vitamins isn't a bad idea. The bad idea was doing ONLY that and not eating healthier or exercising. If you only did the vitamins and water you would probably gain weight since you would kill your metabolism. this is not even close to how the human body works jsut as a an fyi
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May 11, 2017 04:53
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limp_cheese posted:Drinking water and taking a few vitamins isn't a bad idea. The bad idea was doing ONLY that and not eating healthier or exercising. If you only did the vitamins and water you would probably gain weight since you would kill your metabolism. It was cool reading this and then suddenly remembering that I watched limp_cheese do Let's Plays of all the God of War games like 6 years ago so I went ahead and read this post in Kratos's voice
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May 11, 2017 05:10
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Communication is part of any job. If person A and person B are both equally good coders, but A speaks perfect English and B speaks broken English, then A is better. This isn't racism, it's common sense. That said, if you refuse to even interview nonwhites, you're racist.
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May 11, 2017 05:17
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Apparently he's determined that the nonwhites he refuses to interview would "ruin the laid back social atmosphere" that he likes. Also, even with his hand being forced he's only going to look at second or more generation non-Indian Asians. Next he'll write in to say that he's got nothing against Jews, but he just doesn't think they'd make a good fit with the corporate culture, which is why he throws resumes with Jewish last names in the garbage.
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May 11, 2017 05:50
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Where does it say that he refuses to interview non-white people? 
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May 11, 2017 06:30
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shut up blegum posted:Where does it say that he refuses to interview non-white people? quote:I have never hired or even interviewed anyone who wasn't white and american, canadian or english. Right there.
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May 11, 2017 06:32
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Right there. Ah OK, I read over that apparently. Yeah, that's a lovely thing to do.
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May 11, 2017 06:52
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Anyway I agree with what has already been said about that guy pretty much. I have to work with a lot of Chinese people and it can be frustrating when they are still learning English, but if they aren't "fresh off the boat" so to speak and have lived here all/most of their lives they usually speak English just as well as a native. The social culture thing is also pretty ignorant. I'm sure if you gave them a chance you'd find some that fit in socially with your white dream team, but I know you won't because you're just using that as a convenient cover for "I am a White Supremacist".
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May 11, 2017 07:19
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People that whine about having an outsider mess up the vibe of their little in group are usually too lazy or inconsiderate to take other people's feelings into perspective. When they are living in their echo chamber they never have to worry about this.
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Racist low level manager goon confession is one of the worst lol. Dude just interview qualified candidates, you'll find a great many native born Americans are of Asian or Hispanic heritage and will have the language skills and "culture" of a normal American even if they look like primitive tribal people to your racist rear end.
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