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turn off the TV posted:Aircraft carriers use steam powered launch catapults, and the navy is developing an electromagnetic version. However, Trump is extremely stupid and as a result is calling it digital. I figured that part out, but by the end I couldn't figure out if he was stanning for steam or not. Like all Trump quotes, it seemed like he changed his position three times in that paragraph. Steam bad, digital bad, steam bad, steam good??
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May 11, 2017 14:57
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"the digital has electrolytes, it's what carriers crave" this is now the level of discourse in white house procurement talks. absolutely loving amazing. trump winning was the best thing for comedy since the invention of fart jokes and sarcasm 
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Jose posted:this tweet got deleted lol Jesus loving Christ why doesn't he change the presidential motorcade to a bunch of lifted trucks if he's going to be so obvious about compensating for his miniscule weiner
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Jose posted:this tweet got deleted lol He's going to have this engraved on the floor of the Oval Office.
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May 11, 2017 15:02
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Just straight up tattooed across his garbage chest
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May 11, 2017 15:09
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I never had dinner with the president (I don't like my steaks well done and with ketchup)
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May 11, 2017 15:10
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Jose posted:this tweet got deleted lol He should go full Hancock and engrave that onto the moon so all an see.
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May 11, 2017 15:15
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Do you guys remember four weeks ago when Sean Spicer said that Hitler never used chemical weapons and sent people to holocaust centers?
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Do you remember when our country's chief political spokesperson, Sean Spicer, a man whose sole professional responsibility is taking the opinions of the White House Administration and providing them to the Media as succinctly as possible, hid in the literal bushes to avoid media interaction? Cuz I'm [Tom Petty] FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FREEEEEEEEE LOL'IN [/Tom Petty]
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:i was hanging out with my left-wing friends and my dad over christmas and the left-wing friends were freaking out at Hitler 2.0, but dad was like "trump reminds me of nixon." Yeah. I saw John Waters do a holiday show after Trump won and he said drat near the same thing. It's hilarious to think back to January and all of the "is Trump going to stage a coup?!" hysteria when he's been such a stupid diaper baby in office. Lol
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May 11, 2017 15:32
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turn off the TV posted:Do you guys remember four weeks ago when Sean Spicer said that Hitler never used chemical weapons and sent people to holocaust centers? remember when Trump spoke on Holocaust Remembrance Day and never once mentioned Jews rofl
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turn off the TV posted:He's going to have this engraved on the floor of the Oval Office. "Otisburg? Otis-burg?"
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May 11, 2017 15:38
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turn off the TV posted:Do you guys remember four weeks ago when Sean Spicer said that Hitler never used chemical weapons and sent people to holocaust centers?
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May 11, 2017 15:38
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Obama got gray hair in 8 years, Trump got wet brain, diabetes, jaundice and cirrhosis of the liver in 4.5 months apparently
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May 11, 2017 15:38
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Those quotes omg. Let's hold hands and thank the lord for our daily lols.
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Bust Rodd posted:Do you remember when our country's chief political spokesperson, Sean Spicer, a man whose sole professional responsibility is taking the opinions of the White House Administration and providing them to the Media as succinctly as possible, hid in the literal bushes to avoid media interaction? that's a lol
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https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/s...l-eyes-video%2F “Hillary Clinton is in search of sexism as a lame excuse for why her disastrous candidacy and campaign lost six months ago,” she said. “[But] I face sexism a lot of times when I show up for interviews like that.” She went on, “Could you imagine…having a male anchor on the network roll eyes at Hillary Clinton [or at] a female spokeswoman for President Obama or President Bill Clinton? I think not.”
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Remember when he was like "Bibi maybe chill out a little on the settlements, okay?" in a joint press conference with the Israeli PM. (They should chill out on the "settlements" but it's still a lol)
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Bust Rodd posted:Do you remember when our country's chief political spokesperson, Sean Spicer, a man whose sole professional responsibility is taking the opinions of the White House Administration and providing them to the Media as succinctly as possible, hid in the literal bushes to avoid media interaction? i'm lol'in along with ya
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May 11, 2017 15:47
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Rosenstein almost quit when trump claimed he wanted Comey fired lol
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May 11, 2017 15:48
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haljordan posted:Rosenstein almost quit when trump claimed he wanted Comey fired lol But instead of quitting he did that retarded thing? lol
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May 11, 2017 15:55
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Why does anyone apologize for trolling Turnip? He trolls and lies at will. lol
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May 11, 2017 15:57
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Coco Rodreguiz posted:If Trump were to resign he won't be "I'm doing this to heal the country etc.." I don't want him to resign. I want him to be forcibly removed from office pissing and screaming and making GBS threads everywhere in a way only trump could do.
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haljordan posted:Rosenstein almost quit when trump claimed he wanted Comey fired lol Is that why he provided such a stupid justification? "He should go because he was unfair to Hillary"?
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May 11, 2017 15:59
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Dial-a-Dog posted:The electromagnetic catapult is abbreviated EMALS, pretty close to emails, digital? Bad business let's stick with steam So you are saying Hilldog is behind it 
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/s...l-eyes-video%2F holy lol, is she stupid or willfully ignorant? I'm leaning towards stupid. I face sexism because they single ONLY me out, not other women. LOL
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May 11, 2017 16:04
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Poor wittle snowflakes need a safe space
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May 11, 2017 16:11
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Nocheez posted:Why does anyone apologize for trolling Turnip? He trolls and lies at will. Nixon, the only president ever to meet RoboCop, would absolutely troll this clown. 
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May 11, 2017 16:13
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Nixon, the only president ever to meet RoboCop, would absolutely troll this clown. Trump would meet Robert Cop.
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May 11, 2017 16:16
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TotalLossBrain posted:Trump would meet his very good friend Robert Cop.
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May 11, 2017 16:19
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I want to see a poll with best president, trump vs nixon
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May 11, 2017 16:22
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At this point Trump voters should have to wear a big red R on their retard foreheads and be required to say thank you when everyone points and laughs at them.
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quote:“I really believe — you might think I’m going overboard — she was probably one of the biggest criminals in American history,” Mr. Pantellas said. Hearty lol
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May 11, 2017 16:32
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Feminasty Slut posted:At this point Americans should have to wear a big red R on their retard foreheads and be required to say thank you when everyone points and laughs at them.
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May 11, 2017 16:36
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TotalLossBrain posted:Trump would meet Robert Cop. I like the cops who DIDNT get mortally wounded and cyborgized.
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May 11, 2017 16:37
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TotalLossBrain posted:holy lol, is she stupid or willfully ignorant? I'm leaning towards stupid. she is not stupid, she is pure evil, and she knows that americans are extremely stupid so she doesn't bother putting effort into her lies and distortions because she knows most of them will unthinkingly eat it up and say hmm yes good point
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Feminasty Slut posted:At this point Hillary voters should have to wear a big red H on their retard foreheads and be required to say Im gay when everyone points and laughs at them.
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