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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

haveblue posted:

At my college the Meat Sciences building was placed between a dorm and a cemetery...

I'm sure you graduated with honours, Mr. West.

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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

haveblue posted:

At my college the Meat Sciences building was placed between a dorm and a cemetery...
Right between the fresh meat and the discount meat. Seems perfect!

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Did I miss rotating shaft chat?


https://twitter.com/thomasngmorris/status/861943473120870402

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Wow- I was so focused on the road expecting a vehicular jumpscare that I never noticed the crane.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
report is in, and it's not good.

America's Infrastructure Scores a...

D+

http://www.infrastructurereportcard.org

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lime Tonics posted:

report is in, and it's not good.

America's Infrastructure Scores a...

D+

http://www.infrastructurereportcard.org

Look, you can have functional bridges, roads, and dams or the F35. The choice is obvious!

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


Pretty amazing someone's sack lasted long enough to pulled into the machine when lubricant-induced testicular cancer was a leading occupational hazard in that era of textile child labor.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule_spinners%27_cancer

Also that wire dude is aggressively dead and I hope they fired that one guy who was pulling the cable like it wasn't just going to eat him too.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Ramadu posted:

yeah so what its on his transcript as MEATS

My college had Mining 101. It's literally MINE101 on my transcript. 4 science credits plus 1 lab credit. The course description was, "Introduction to Engineering Calculations," and we spent a lot of time crunching numbers. Occasionally we'd get to do some cool practical experiments, like testing the burn rate of different types of fuses in a warm room versus outside in -20 weather. It was a pretty cool class, except it had nothing to do with my major, Software Engineering. We got shuffled into MINE101 cuz we had "engineer" in our title. Ugh.

And then I transferred to a uni that took the credits as 5 generic credits, because who the gently caress has MINE101 in their loving catalog? Had to get like 3 signatures from department heads to get that changed to science credits so I could graduate.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Lime Tonics posted:

report is in, and it's not good.

America's Infrastructure Scores a...

D+

http://www.infrastructurereportcard.org

Killing it on rail tho

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Meanwhile in China ....

http://i.imgur.com/5yiMXgm.gifv

ABC News reports "the motorcyclist sustained non-life-threatening injuries" and apparently the truck driver escaped out the passenger door.

I'm guessing the rider was texting or something, he sure didn't seem to be paying any attention to where he was going. Also out of all the dozens of videos I've seen of people catching on fire I think this is the first time I've seen "Stop, drop and roll" actually work

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

FCKGW posted:

Killing it on rail tho

*freight rail

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Meanwhile in China ....

http://i.imgur.com/5yiMXgm.gifv

ABC News reports "the motorcyclist sustained non-life-threatening injuries" and apparently the truck driver escaped out the passenger door.

I'm guessing the rider was texting or something, he sure didn't seem to be paying any attention to where he was going. Also out of all the dozens of videos I've seen of people catching on fire I think this is the first time I've seen "Stop, drop and roll" actually work

So where did the fire come from exactly?

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Meanwhile in China ....

http://i.imgur.com/5yiMXgm.gifv

ABC News reports "the motorcyclist sustained non-life-threatening injuries" and apparently the truck driver escaped out the passenger door.

I'm guessing the rider was texting or something, he sure didn't seem to be paying any attention to where he was going. Also out of all the dozens of videos I've seen of people catching on fire I think this is the first time I've seen "Stop, drop and roll" actually work

Here is a lower quality video with a slightly different angle that show the driver and another person exit the cab faster greased lightning.

https://my.mixtape.moe/eoslrl.mp4

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

RatHat posted:

So where did the fire come from exactly?

He managed to plough his bike directly into the line between the external fuel tank and the engine. He achieved quite the Death Star Run.

Lovely Joe Stalin fucked around with this message at 05:36 on May 11, 2017

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
He barely hits the fuel system and it suffers a critical existence failure. That's impressive.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


His next trick is going to be jumping over 5 1/2 schoolbuses

ya'know


after his skin grows back and stuff.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




drat, the pipe truck driver is cold as ice. "Another day, another horrific traffic fire. Welp, these pipes aren't gonna deliver themselves."

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Facebook Aunt posted:

drat, the pipe truck driver is cold as ice. "Another day, another horrific traffic fire. Welp, these pipes aren't gonna deliver themselves."

In china if you stop to help somebody who's injured, you're on the hook for their medical care.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Yeah check out the guy from the black car.

"Oh no that poor guy I have to help!! ..... OH poo poo, TOO EXPLODEY!! .... well it looks like those guys have it under control anyway BYE!"

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Memento posted:

He barely hits the fuel system and it suffers a critical existence failure. That's impressive.

china.mp4

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


oohhboy posted:

Here is a lower quality video with a slightly different angle that show the driver and another person exit the cab faster greased lightning.

https://my.mixtape.moe/eoslrl.mp4

I'm the truck full of pipes that drives around the burning man and keeps going

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


I think they were trying to land on the fat guy.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Dexo posted:

I mean what's he supposed to do

Wait on two forklifts and one ladder to show up.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Meanwhile in China ....

http://i.imgur.com/5yiMXgm.gifv

ABC News reports "the motorcyclist sustained non-life-threatening injuries" and apparently the truck driver escaped out the passenger door.

I'm guessing the rider was texting or something, he sure didn't seem to be paying any attention to where he was going. Also out of all the dozens of videos I've seen of people catching on fire I think this is the first time I've seen "Stop, drop and roll" actually work

Congrats on being the only motorcyclist there to be wearing a helmet at least.

Say Nothing posted:



I think they were trying to land on the fat guy.

My sister had an old Volvo with a tire track dented into the roof due to being struck by a low-flying airplane. She never got it fixed and the car wore it as a badge of honor. Don't gently caress around in the glide path of an airport.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Powershift posted:

In china if you stop to help somebody who's injured, you're on the hook for their medical care.

The story is that if you kill someone, you pay a fine. If you critically injure someone and cripple him, you pay for his care. But it's unlikely and has a lot of urban-legend hallmarks.

http://www.snopes.com/chinese-drivers-kill-pedestrians/

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

MausoleumExtremist posted:

My sister had an old Volvo with a tire track dented into the roof due to being struck by a low-flying airplane. She never got it fixed and the car wore it as a badge of honor. Don't gently caress around in the glide path of an airport.

In high school in Wisconsin, our school bus got clipped once by the landing gear of a Cessna while it was just driving down the highway. There was a short paved landing strip super close to the highway for aircraft. The solution was to put up a sign on the highway to "watch for low flying aircraft." Problem solved!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Some crossposts from the gif thread:
http://i.imgur.com/VRn2WA0.mp4





Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

ekuNNN posted:

Some crossposts from the gif thread:
http://i.imgur.com/VRn2WA0.mp4

:stare:

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

Yeah my question is... why is this guy filming a gas station and what the gently caress happens behind those trees to cause the explosion/fire.

*edit*

Just saw the smoke that was initially there, didn't notice it the first few times, but what the gently caress is happening, is the car on fire?

Necrosaro
Dec 31, 2008

A Necrosaro Appears!
Fun Shoe

MF_James posted:

Yeah my question is... why is this guy filming a gas station and what the gently caress happens behind those trees to cause the explosion/fire.

*edit*

Just saw the smoke that was initially there, didn't notice it the first few times, but what the gently caress is happening, is the car on fire?

LPG or propane leak. The smoke is the vapor cloud of gas escaping a pump or storage tank. He is filming it because it has to explode at some point. There is always an ignition source.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Propane or natural gas leak

efb

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZI0MqhSqfI

terrenblade
Oct 29, 2012

Necrosaro posted:

OSHA: There is always an ignition source.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

I'm the 7 minutes that goes by without even a hint of an emergency vehicle siren.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Meanwhile in China ....

http://i.imgur.com/5yiMXgm.gifv

ABC News reports "the motorcyclist sustained non-life-threatening injuries" and apparently the truck driver escaped out the passenger door.

I'm guessing the rider was texting or something, he sure didn't seem to be paying any attention to where he was going. Also out of all the dozens of videos I've seen of people catching on fire I think this is the first time I've seen "Stop, drop and roll" actually work

im the guy pouring 12 oz of water on a burning man

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
He survived

https://i.imgur.com/GaNSaom.gifv

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3wcxFz4yk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rtEjlpP60M

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Phanatic posted:

The story is that if you kill someone, you pay a fine. If you critically injure someone and cripple him, you pay for his care. But it's unlikely and has a lot of urban-legend hallmarks.

http://www.snopes.com/chinese-drivers-kill-pedestrians/

That's A story.

The story is that if you stop and help someone they can sue you saying you done it, and there are old people who fake falls to try to extort people who help.

http://www.businessinsider.com/two-year-old-hit-by-car-in-china-2011-10

and 82% of people won't touch someone laying on the street to avoid being extorted.

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2011-09-08/in-china-don-t-dare-help-the-elderly-adam-minter

quote:

But the court, controversially, used the “daily life experience to analyze things” standard and claimed that the aid Peng gave to Xu was sufficient evidence of guilt. It wasn't, as many outraged Chinese at the time felt, a simple act of decency.

So there's a chance that if you stop to help the burning man, he could say it was you who set him on fire and sue you and the courts would agree with him.

The lesson here is don't go to china.

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