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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Careful Drums posted:

And there's not any better options down the chain of succession



LOL at the idea of any of these people becoming president

President Mad Dog

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Nocheez posted:

Except Hilary won the popular vote so you would be mistaken.

Uhhhh 1) I guess someone didn't hear about the six million illegal votes that all went to Hillary, and 2) you have to r tick the electoral view option before you zoom out

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Dissapointed Owl posted:

President Mad Dog

Prez DeVos. It's her turn. And it would even not be a real presidency but an honorary one, just like the degree.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Madcosby posted:

I call it the fictionary

-Donald J Trump

(to save people some time, that is not a real quote. I know, in these crazy times we live in, that it is plausible Trump calls it the fictionary. I repeat, it is not a real quote. Check back tomorrow though bcz Trump will probably reply to that tweet)

this is the one i cant work out if it's real name r not

I Was The Fury posted:

"I don't know if you've heard of this- I think I just came up with this: thirty five- and you know a lot of folks think this is a lot of money, and it is. Everyone says so. I just came up with it one day. Thirty five million dollars- nobody else could have managed that. Nobody could have made that deal. They said nobody could do it. I did it. Thirty five million- a smart guy, I know him, told me that I came up with this phrase, he said it's very smart, just tremendous. Thirty five million dollars saved is thirty five million dollars earned. And that's on 90 planes. So I've earned 35 times 90- that's probably close to 35 billion- that's what I've earned. I just had the treasury cut me the check after I made the deal- the guy at the bank, he said 'wow I've never seen such savings how did you do it' and I just told him my new saying: thirty five planes that we saved money on paid me thirty five billion dollars that I earned. Just magnificent."
-United States President Donald Jamboree Trump

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
HERE'S HOW RICK PERRY CAN STILL WIN

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/862674394291748864


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

TotalLossBrain posted:

Prez DeVos. It's her turn. And it would even not be a real presidency but an honorary one, just like the degree.

That would be a really funny way to get the first woman president

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

I refuse to believe it

the lols would be too great

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Dissapointed Owl posted:

President Mad Dog

Seriously. President Mad Dog or bust.

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.

Careful Drums posted:

And there's not any better options down the chain of succession



LOL at the idea of any of these people becoming president

Lol President Mad Dog

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

OH. MY loving. GOD.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

holy poo poo that is some contemptuous fucken poo poo. i thought it was bad when that fake russian president in house of cards relatively responsible people kissed the fake first lady, but bringing trump a bigass election poster???


FUUUUUUUUUUUck LOLOLOLOL

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Cthulu Carl posted:

Seriously. President Mad Dog or bust.

I come in peace. I didn't bring executive orders. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you gently caress with me, I’ll kill you all. [pause for joint session of congress to applaud]

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


I'm not even laughing. I've gone a level even beyond hmbol. You could call it hmbol two.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

gently caress that guy to hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Cla0waf80

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
go back to your thread

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.

L O loving L

Russia just rubbed their dick all over the white house LOL

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862758098892619780
lmao

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Ah, so it turns out that one of the places the FBI raided is a firm owned by Stone and Manafort.

lol

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862758098892619780
Help I'm dying

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Lol begets ROFL begets lmao begets lmbo begets DEATH FROM LAUGH (DFL)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Holy poo poo lol

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

I can't even!!!

whatttt???!!

*kramers directly at camera*

*laugh track plays*

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

How much you wanna bet they put the bug in there somewhere, knowing DJ Trump would put it front-and-center in the oval office

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
3:50 in the afternoon, the president of the united States takes a break to flip through Rosie o Donnell tweets to find the one he knows has to be there, this will be his masterpiece

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

If we keep going at this speed the fabric of space-time is gonna loving collapse


gently caress


lol

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
Rosie lol Donnell

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
two minutes later

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

mannerup posted:

two minutes later



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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i want to die

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.

Careful Drums posted:

How much you wanna bet they put the bug in there somewhere, knowing DJ Trump would put it front-and-center in the oval office

The bug is on mar-a-lago's district

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007

Dial-a-Dog posted:

3:50 in the afternoon, the president of the united States takes a break to flip through Rosie o Donnell tweets to find the one he knows has to be there, this will be his masterpiece

hmbol

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I've had enough winning, this is just too much winning Donald you've got to stop

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/akarl_smith/status/862759512234749952

I'm dying

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

This is like a dude (Russia) headshotting another dude (the US) in counter strike (democracy) and then tea bagging the corpse on the kill feed.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

I just had to turn my phone off and close my eyes so I could catch my breath during the hmbol storm

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

mannerup posted:

two minutes later



Hmbol

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chinatown posted:

i want to die

same

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
who said the lols were drying up, show yourself coward

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Lmao that picture frame has more transistors than the latest Nvidia gpu

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