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I am Joel's lovingly-rendered-in-toothpick model of Monticello.
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# ? May 10, 2017 01:21 |
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I am the size of Luxembourg
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# ? May 10, 2017 01:37 |
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I'm Joe Don Baker
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# ? May 10, 2017 01:45 |
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MisterZimbu posted:I'm Joe Don Baker I see now that you in no way meant to imply this, but I immediately had to go check wikipedia to make sure Joe Don Baker hadn't died.
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# ? May 10, 2017 01:49 |
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Joel once made the comment that the right people would get the jokes they made. The "Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds" skit had to have been written for me. Having grown up listening to 70s Top 40 AM radio, it was the perfect sketch. Odd bit of trivia: Tommy Reynolds left the band, but they didn't change the name.
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# ? May 10, 2017 01:56 |
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I'm Crow's friend Timmy.
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# ? May 10, 2017 02:32 |
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I'm having Critter's varmint
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# ? May 10, 2017 02:39 |
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drrockso20 posted:on the topic of cheesy movies that would be good for season 12, I nominate Bless the Beasts and Children, even if it is somewhat better in quality than a lot of the movies MST3K riffs, I do feel it's got more than enough corniness to work well, plus it's already got a connection to MST3K, as it's referenced in four separate episodes of the original run(Rocketship X-M, King Dinosaur, Gamera vs Zigra, and Being From Another Planet) so clearly it made some sort of impression on Joel(especially for a comparatively obscure 1971 film that as far as I can tell didn't get a home video release till the DVD era) I nominate every movie from Best of the Worst that hasn't already been covered in the show.
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# ? May 10, 2017 03:21 |
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I'm that robot that Crow and Servo built that only speaks in volumes of foam.
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# ? May 10, 2017 03:22 |
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I'm the second half of Crow when he cuts himself in two after the Industrial Arts short.Mister Kingdom posted:Joel once made the comment that the right people would get the jokes they made. "Why would I want to turn my crank to Frank?" "Wynona."
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# ? May 10, 2017 04:13 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:I'm the second half of Crow when he cuts himself in two after the Industrial Arts short. Brooks and Dunn. edit: Get platinum so I can PM you "BROOKS AND DUNN"
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# ? May 10, 2017 05:03 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Brooks and Dunn. what is wynona
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# ? May 10, 2017 05:06 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:what is wynona Do I need more Reba? I watched Last of the Wild Horses for the first time today. I'm guessing they did the clever alternate universe thing because the movie was so boring. Though, some good riffs "Here, the director thinks he's John Ford". I'm surprised no one pointed out the round-faced guy was Grady Sutton, character actor that appeared in a bunch of W.C. Fields movies.
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# ? May 10, 2017 05:24 |
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I'm Cam-Bot. While everyone else is having fun, I just sit in the back, silently. Watching. Staring. Unblinking. Committing everything to memory.
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# ? May 10, 2017 07:52 |
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Jet Jaguar posted:I'm that robot that Crow and Servo built that only speaks in volumes of foam. I AM THE ATOMIC-POWERED ROBOT. PLEASE GIVE MY BEST WISHES TO EVERYBODY.
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# ? May 10, 2017 12:40 |
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My backer reward coffee mug and keychain arrived today. The keychain is really nice, with the MST3k "moon" logo that can freely rotate inside a frame. Unfortunately, this means it would probably last about five minutes in my pocket before breaking, so it will hang from the shelf above my desk. The coffee mug is super disappointing. There's no handle, it's nearly spherical and hard to pick up, and it's not dishwasher or microwave safe. Pretty bummed about that, as it's basically useless as a functional coffee mug. I guess I needed a pencil cup? Add to the wrong-sized T-shirt they sent me a few months ago, and I'm a little disenchanted with the physical rewards. The new episodes make up for it though!
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# ? May 10, 2017 22:31 |
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Rollersnake posted:I see now that you in no way meant to imply this, but I immediately had to go check wikipedia to make sure Joe Don Baker hadn't died. haha
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# ? May 10, 2017 23:12 |
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As I'm rewatching the series from the start, I'm finding quite a few episodes that I just have zero memory of. Being From Another Planet is a pretty good riff, and weird rear end movie, and I just never remembered it. Also a pretty glaring bit of nudity that somehow didn't get cut or blurred.
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# ? May 11, 2017 00:40 |
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Egbert Souse posted:I'm having Critter's varmint I'm an Icky Elf!
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# ? May 11, 2017 07:55 |
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My mom got me into MST3K when I was a kid, and yesterday I had the privilege of introducing her to new MST3K. She misses the old bots, but generally seems to really like the new cast, Patton Oswalt in particular. She was laughing hysterically at riffs that I didn't think were particularly great, so it's safe to say the show has retained its multi-generational appeal. Also after watching Carnival Magic a second time, I have no qualms about calling it one of the best episodes in the show's history. If anything it was funnier the second time around because I'd gotten over the film's sheer sleaziness.
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# ? May 11, 2017 09:19 |
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Rewatched Red Zone Cuba. I forgot how horrible it was, but the riffs are funnier than I remembered. Though, I will not do the knee test Rollersnake posted:My mom got me into MST3K when I was a kid, and yesterday I had the privilege of introducing her to new MST3K. She misses the old bots, but generally seems to really like the new cast, Patton Oswalt in particular. She was laughing hysterically at riffs that I didn't think were particularly great, so it's safe to say the show has retained its multi-generational appeal. When I was in middle school, my uncle showed me The Movie. I vaguely recalled MST3K on Comedy Central, but from Short Attention Span Theater. I probably saw The Movie 20 times before I was out of high school and practically memorized it. My mother would usually watch new episodes with me back in high school. I just showed her Reptilicus and Cry Wilderness, both of which she found hilarious. She burst out laughing during the latter when they invoked The Final Sacrifice since that's one of her favorites, as well as liked the Pee-Wee references (I think she enjoyed Pee-Wee's Playhouse more than I did as a child).
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# ? May 11, 2017 14:11 |
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The knee test totally works
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# ? May 11, 2017 16:40 |
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:The knee test totally works Don't do it during the speech!
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# ? May 11, 2017 17:08 |
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We never had Comedy Central when I was kid, so I had no idea this existed. Then one week, the cable company was trying to figure out which channel to add to the package. This was in the days when we only had about 30-40 channels on our cable package. After the preview, cable customers got to vote on which channel to add. So they gave a free preview for a couple of days. On a Saturday night, I flipped to the preview channel which was Comedy Central. And of course, they were playing an episode of MST3K. I don't really remember what episode was playing, but I immediately fell in love. Unfortunately, Comedy Central didn't win the voting, and it would be several years before I could see another episode. One of the VHS subscription services started offering the individual episodes as a standalone subscription. I signed up and every month or so I'd get a new VHS. Pod people was the first, and it remains my favorite episode. Cave dwellers came next, then Eegah. I didn't get to see episodes airing until I went to college and got access to the sci-fi channel. By then they were already in season 10. I managed to record all the reruns that were airing, and since then I've been obsessively collecting all the DVD sets.
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# ? May 11, 2017 17:09 |
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I recorded every Sci-Fi episode except for The Undead. Ended up having to throw out all my MST3K tapes last year because the tape itself was covered with mold from being in my parents' garage for 15 years. Meanwhile, a box of Betamax tapes I saved from a school dumpster is in pristine condition.
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# ? May 11, 2017 18:41 |
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Just started Wizards 2 and the kid in this movie sounds like he can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!
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# ? May 11, 2017 19:07 |
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TL posted:Just started Wizards 2 and the kid in this movie sounds like he can't wait to bomb some Dodongos! It took me one painful teenage voice squeak to suddenly remember that he was the teenager in Tremors. God Wizards 2 is a bad movie/great MST3K episode
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# ? May 11, 2017 19:24 |
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The Prune song from the Christmas That Almost Wasn't ranks very high on the "WTF am I watching?" list of MST3K moments.
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# ? May 11, 2017 19:37 |
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The Christmas movies are always so delightfully misguided because everyone who makes a Christmas movie has a radically different idea of what whimsy entails.
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# ? May 11, 2017 19:52 |
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Crazy Ferret posted:It took me one painful teenage voice squeak to suddenly remember that he was the teenager in Tremors. Oh my God, that's who he is. What a career.
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# ? May 11, 2017 21:00 |
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Gavok posted:The Prune song from the Christmas That Almost Wasn't ranks very high on the "WTF am I watching?" list of MST3K moments. So fuckin low effort, it's kind of amazing.
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# ? May 11, 2017 21:06 |
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Gavok posted:The Prune song from the Christmas That Almost Wasn't ranks very high on the "WTF am I watching?" list of MST3K moments. It reminded me a little of the song Bob Hoskins sings when he's killing the weasels in Roger Rabbit
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# ? May 11, 2017 22:28 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:The Christmas movies are always so delightfully misguided because everyone who makes a Christmas movie has a radically different idea of what whimsy entails. I don't remember which episode, but the riff about pulling Santa Claus over and going "Hey buddy, you gotta license for dis whimsy?" kills me
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# ? May 11, 2017 23:02 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:The Christmas movies are always so delightfully misguided because everyone who makes a Christmas movie has a radically different idea of what whimsy entails. This is true. Looking at all the films MST3K and RiffTrax have covered, the most solid Christmas movie is about Martians.
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# ? May 11, 2017 23:18 |
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Bruceski posted:I'm M. Waverly I love how he's in the sticker pack.
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# ? May 11, 2017 23:37 |
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Kazy posted:I love how he's in the sticker pack. I laughed out loud when I saw that.
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# ? May 12, 2017 00:31 |
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So many of the shorts are so good that it's hard to rate them, but this one, the weird opera about the car showroom, and, of course, A Case of Spring Fever will always stick out to me.
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# ? May 12, 2017 01:06 |
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I always liked the one about the girl whose brother brings home a hot guy and she woos him by extolling the wonders of their all-electric home.
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# ? May 12, 2017 01:09 |
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Magic Hate Ball posted:I always liked the one about the girl whose brother brings home a hot guy and she woos him by extolling the wonders of their all-electric home. That one's definitely number four.
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